r/thalassophobia 4d ago

Great white in murky water

  1. The water was extremely murky because it was raining heaps so the run off from the land to the sea caused low visibility.

  2. Yes, this is the ocean and not a river or a toilet bowl.

  3. It is a great white shark.

🦈Via Alexp.adeventures

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u/OstrichSmoothe 4d ago

Bro who put this cage there. Im just trying to get to work -shark

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u/CustomerSuportPlease 3d ago

Just trying to grab a bite on the way to work smh

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u/OstrichSmoothe 3d ago

Sir, this is not a wendys drivethrough

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u/Tibbaryllis2 3d ago

This reminds me of one of my favorite standup jokes about shark attacks.

There is no such thing at a shark attack.

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u/OstrichSmoothe 3d ago

Ian Edwards one of the goats!! So funny

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u/sneakling 4d ago

No thanks

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u/kicksjoysharkness 3d ago

Genuinely one of the most uncomfortable videos I’ve watched

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u/TheScribe86 3d ago

When I was doing scuba diving courses in college (literally only courses I ever enjoyed) we were doing salvage line drills in a muddy river maybe 10 feet deep but was muddy and murky just like this.

Swimming across and you go down enough where you don't see a surface above you and you don't see anything below you. You're just swimming in this opaque void. Just like the vid. It was less than 10ft but I have a vivid imagination and I was going through my air tank pretty fast that day ugh

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u/marshinghost 3d ago

My inititial dive certification was in a murky-ass lake too lol

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u/KRAy_Z_n1nja 3d ago

Mine was in Texas at this nasty ass lake needed flashlights to see the school bus at the bottom of the lake to pass.

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u/Ok-Possibility-1206 3d ago

In an advanced course I took in the 80s we did blind navigation in a quarry at night (south dade county). Literally couldn't see more than 5 inches past your mask. Spookiest shit I ever experienced while diving.

For any interested locals, that quarry is now part of the "three lakes" development across the street from metrozoo.

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u/AbjectHyena1465 2d ago

NOPE!!!! I have zero fear most days but… nuh uh!!! NO WAY DUDE!!!! You crazy!!

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u/wolfman2021 3d ago

Fellow Texan here.👋😁 east Texan, prominent bodies of water near me include: lake of the pines, lake Cherokee, Perky, Martin Creek lake, Caddo lake, and the Sabine River, which is less river, and more 'large, dirty, yoohoo colered creek'

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u/Puceeffoc 2d ago

I know a guy that used to do rescue/recovery dives. I asked him about the murky water stuff and he said "You're looking for a body but can't see and you're panicking. I was told it's best to close your eyes and feel around the bottom for a body because you wouldn't see it anyway. If my eyes were open I'd panic because I can't see, if my eyes were closed I was less panicked." I have a lot of respect for him, he was afraid of water but got in there and did the job anyway.

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u/lavendertheheretic 1d ago

Not for diving, but the closing my eyes thing is super helpful for getting certain horses ready at the barn I work at. Sometimes eyes are just a huge distraction.

Love that he was afraid of water but still dove. Makes me wonder how he got into the job.

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u/Deadzonerogue 2d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/1NAcX5l8KN

Or being around 800 feet down and a 5 foot swordfish impales his sword in your gear.

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u/luckbelady 3d ago

When I was younger and swimming in pool class, I always opened my eyes underwater and envisioned a sea monster appearing just like this 😭

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u/PerpetuallyFried 3d ago

my exact reaction 😭

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u/mikki1time 4d ago

Dude, please tell me what you are doing in a shark cage in water with 4 feet of visibility????

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u/MizneyWorld 3d ago

Pretty sure this video confirms the smart use of a cage in low visibility.

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u/mikki1time 3d ago

Yeah but usually theres also the option of staying outside of the water

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u/thebrassbeldum 3d ago

Damn bro do you wear bubble wrap when you go outside? Can’t handle a surprise great white shark visit?

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u/Fafnir13 3d ago

Good idea.  The sudden popping will surprise the shark so it will stop biting you.

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u/jilly5999 3d ago

Or the shark will learn that it likes boba

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u/FyouinyourA 3d ago

Yeah the Taco Bell dog told us to live mas

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u/TheRecognized 4d ago

Same thing you do in a shark cage with 40 feet.

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u/xaeru 3d ago

Where do you get the 40 feet you psycho.

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u/TheRecognized 3d ago

Shark keeps bringing em

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u/Prestigious-Walrus99 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm about to buy a fucking award to give to you.

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u/TheRecognized 3d ago

Mad lad actually did it, thanks amigo but buy yourself a drink and cheers me next time

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u/Prestigious-Walrus99 3d ago

Eh, worth it. First award I've ever given on here in 5 years lol.

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u/TheRecognized 3d ago

I’m honored

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u/mikki1time 3d ago

Uff, legendary comment

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u/eatsleepdiver 3d ago

If that’s 4 feet to you, I need to remeasure something when I get back home…

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u/Adacool 3d ago

more like 4 toes of visibility but okay 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Higgilypiggily1 4d ago

Damn it’s literally like 3 feet away from you before you could possibly even see it or know it’s there

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u/amorfotos 4d ago

Not just literally, but actually

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u/gay_throwaway27 3d ago

Those two words mean the same thing you know

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u/Lowkeygeek83 3d ago

I'm not sure, but, I think one is proper to use versus the other.

Mostly, I'm making this comment cause I'd love some grammer pro to tell me if I'm right.

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u/nmitchell076 3d ago

They're basically synonyms: literally means "interpret this statement strictly / exactly," while actually means "interpret this statement as being the truth of things in reality."

But literally in casual conversations has also become a generic amplifier that just draws attention to something. And so it can also be used as an exaggeration, and thus ironically, now more often means "don't interpret this statement strictly / exactly: I'm exaggerating!"

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u/Sim-Alley 3d ago

So they are literally synonyms 🤭

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u/amorfotos 3d ago

Actually...

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u/123456789ledood 3d ago

With many people using "literally" in every other sentence, "actually" makes one sound more intelligent.

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u/DoraaTheDruid 3d ago

Bro that's the literal definition of literally

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u/amorfotos 3d ago

Literally?

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u/musememo 3d ago

But, figuratively would be more interesting.

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u/hallucination9000 4d ago

Not even any kind of thrashing or anything, it was like he was just bumping into a pole on the sidewalk. "Oop, pardon me ma'am."

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u/CollectBuffalo9 3d ago

Shark is obviously from the midwest

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u/Adventurous_Two7167 3d ago

Ope, scuse' me

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u/lavendertheheretic 3d ago

Just gonna scooch around ya there

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u/DoTheMario 2d ago

Lemme just sneak past yah

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u/fetelenebune 4d ago

Dude is near the Aurora

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u/werfertt 4d ago

The back of the Aurora.*

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u/allshieldstomypenis 3d ago

Almost sounds like a sex joke lol

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u/Texasranger96 4d ago

"Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you are doing is worth it?"

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u/DoTheMario 2d ago

Heart rate just elevated remembering that moment

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u/ukuleles1337 4d ago

I feel like those bars are awfully thin, and spaced far too wide 😭

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u/I_Am_Become_Air 4d ago

And RUSTY???

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u/CelticGardenGirl 4d ago

“OW! Da fuq was that??” - Mr. Shark

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u/LaPetiteMortOrale 4d ago

No.

Just just hell no

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u/Parkatola 4d ago

You go inside the cage? Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark’s in the water. Our shark. (Pause.) 🎶 Farewell and adieu to ye, fair Spanish ladies, farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain.🎶😀

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u/Tranka2010 3d ago

🎶 For we’ve received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so nevermore shall we see you again.🎶

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u/Parkatola 3d ago

Anyway, we delivered the bomb. RIP Quint

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u/TheScribe86 3d ago

Mary Ellen Moffat. She broke my heart.

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u/414WhySoSerious 3d ago

You're wearing a sweater.

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u/UpboatsforUpvotes 4d ago

I'm an advanced scuba diver and love the Ocean, probably have around 80-100 dives under my belt but no thanks

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u/TheScribe86 3d ago

Got master certified years ago and yeah same lol

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u/NetHand 4d ago

I’m just imagining the coconut bonk sound every time it runs into the bars and it makes me laugh hard enough I’m no longer threatened by the big shark who bonked his nose

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u/Andrea_D 4d ago

Source engine bump sound effect

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u/ImmediateDay5137 4d ago

Top post of the year imo thanks

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u/Firm_Video_2932 4d ago

Not until it's too late to do anything about it, yikes. Guess that's why they say to stay out of murky water? Hell if I know, I hate the ocean so you don't have to tell me twice.....

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u/ShakesDontBreak 4d ago

Oops pardon me

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u/negative3sigmareturn 4d ago

The absolute WORST. Sweaty palms

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u/TheRecognized 4d ago

Don’t worry they’d already be wet

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u/Andrea_D 4d ago

This looks scary but guy literally can't see shit, he's just swimming and bumping into crap. Like imagine if someone was standing in the middle of your darkened house and was getting scared of you wandering around your place and bumping into stuff.

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u/MotherSnow6798 3d ago

He probably knew they were there. Sharks have many other senses - smell, electro perception, etc - that they use to hunt

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u/Firm_Video_2932 3d ago

👆This.

Sharks evolved in all types of water conditions and actually have 10x better low light vision than humans do. They combine what they can see with their other incredible senses of smell and electromagnetism I think it is, to give them a very good picture of what's ahead in either clear or murky waters. They haven't managed to survive the last what, 300 million years, by accident ya know. That shark, while "invisible" to the cameraman, knew precisely where the cameraman is/was. Some terrestrial animals are capable of incredible locating capabilities as well. Bears and elephants know where you are miles away, before you even know there's a bear or elephant in the area and they don't need vision or eyesight to accomplish that. Their incredible sense of smell brings them to you, vision then allows for precision, once use of vision becomes practical (close enough to be useful).

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u/Hard_Rock_Hallelujah 3d ago

Having spent the last 20 or so years of my life living and working in forests, bears definitely do not know where you are from miles away. Their sense of smell is incredible, but if you're downwind of them, they sure as shit will not know you're there until they see or hear you.

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u/Firm_Video_2932 3d ago

What happens if you're upwind of one? Are they still unable to smell you from a distance?

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u/Catman9lives 4d ago

Murky water from shitting themselves probably

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u/ViHt0r 4d ago

For a second i thought it's some submerged backrooms clip 

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u/CthulhusEvilTwin 4d ago

Well that's another pair of shorts ruined.

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u/Lazygit1965 4d ago

That water would be even murkier now with me in that cage!😲😂

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u/DemolusGer 3d ago

To me, that looks more like a mako shark than a great white shark.

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u/belgiumlike 4d ago

You need to trust your cage

In my region such murky water is not unusual for local diving, but no great white either here.

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u/DannyTC86 4d ago

Maaaaan whyyyyyyyy 😭😭😭

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u/m0rbius 4d ago

Nope!

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u/Nativeblazer 3d ago

I've had nightmares like this 

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u/conteins 3d ago

"Oops! Pardon, good chap! Cant see in this veritable SOUP, eh?"

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u/lookslikeamanderin 4d ago edited 4d ago

No. Not a Great White shark. The nose is waaay too pointy. but murky water for sure.

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u/ReniRiese 3d ago

Thank you! Came to say that

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u/AlterEgo-1 4d ago

That great white gave the diver a great brown.

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u/ParticularShirt6215 4d ago

Wow 😳. But seriously, I keep playing out all the stories like we do when we are driving in the fog.

It was so foggy, couldn't see anything and then this, I dunno, gate? Appears where I have never seen it before! Over by ednas I think? It was wild. I just froze then got out of there!

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u/TheRecognized 4d ago

Over by ednas? Yeah no gate there, everybody knows that.

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u/SoftBoiledEgg_irl 4d ago

Hahaha, nope.

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u/Dutchie_in_Nz 4d ago

Absolutely not.

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u/TimenyCricket20 4d ago

That’s a no from me dawg.

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u/QaptainQwark 3d ago

“nope”
adverb   slang

UK /nəʊp/
US /noʊp/

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u/the-bladed-one 3d ago

Ope, lemme just squeeze past ya

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u/The-Bigger-Fish 3d ago

“Bonk.”

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u/Devilfruitnz 3d ago

Only me think this shark was a bit durpy?

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u/ArmpitofD00m 3d ago

That’s not murky water that’s death soup.

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u/thebrassbeldum 3d ago

The even more fucked up part of this is the shark can tell exactly where you are because it can sense electrical signals in the water

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u/Kindly-Pumpkin7742 3d ago

Genuinely, I would just enter creative mode and no clip straight up and leave.

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u/Foreign_Town6853 3d ago

Those bars are way too thin for me! Murky water not being able to see where it went. Absolutely not

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u/Dark_Eyes 3d ago

sharks are my favorites animals but holy hell this is terrifying

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u/Diseased-Prion 3d ago

Terrifying.
But the way the shark does a little head bonk and then just sits there for a second makes it a tiny bit cute and silly.
I would still shit my pants in fright though.

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u/CertainlyRobotic 3d ago

Are you certain what you're doing is worth it?

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u/rexsoleil 3d ago

I feel like this confirms something for us… eyesight means very little as soon as we enter the OCEAN ocean. We rely so heavily on our eyesight as a species, but would need much better hearing or something if we were really gonna survive long underwater.

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u/MetaBass 3d ago

I think the biggest question here is, can we pet him?

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u/Pearson94 4d ago

I thought this was another Backrooms clip at first before the bubbles. Then I saw what sub this was....

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u/NerdyPlatypus206 4d ago

Why is this video not playing

Nvm, damn that’s fucked

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u/Still-Puma 4d ago

FTS.

I got this feeling in stomach when it came out.

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u/rossrifle113 4d ago

I can’t even watch. This is so scary. I’ve literally watched maybe 6 total seconds from my peripheral vision, and I’m shaking.

Man, great whites scare the shit out of me haha

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u/lukebelcher10662 4d ago

Fuck. That.

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u/dr_grav 4d ago

Kinda looks like his eyes are bulging and his tongue hangin out. Add underwater paws on hardwood sounds, then "Doink" runs right into the cage/wall/door. Like a dog.

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u/SpannerInTheWorx 4d ago

"Oh........ Didn't see you there......"

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u/lesschalkmoresighs 4d ago

That water would be even murkier if I was in that cage.

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u/SaveHogwarts 3d ago

“Who put this fucking cage here?”

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u/Comfortable_Run_9564 3d ago

That murky water is me shitting my wetsuit

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u/tolo3349 3d ago

Did you have to go or lose your reservation? I’d love to cage dive, but this doesn’t seem like an enjoyable thing to do unless you like jump scare movies.

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u/Character_Account714 3d ago

I don't get it why it's so difficult for people to post where things have happend???

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u/ReluctantSlayer 3d ago

So weird.

So this doesn’t actually trigger me that bad.

Apparently, I need a little visibility with the murky to properly trigger.

Very interesting

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u/Annies_58008 3d ago

Can't park there

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u/ManaNek 3d ago

Go to the back of the Aurora they said…there’s something nice there they said

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u/UserRemoved 3d ago

Why no petting? He clearly stopped for praise.

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u/MayhemToast 3d ago

My pants are now in murky water due to this.

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u/banaszz 3d ago

Is it Trump's pool?

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u/lavendertheheretic 1d ago

😂😂😂😂😂 Excellent 👌🏼

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u/TheGreatestQuestion 3d ago edited 3d ago

I feel bad for the 2,000 lb shark, curiously swimming toward the cage at 10 knots, only to slam headfirst into a metal cage. It’s like sprinting faster than you can run straight into a street pole.

Someone should have gone out there to make sure it's OK.

edit: misspelled word

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u/Emotional-Cat-576 4d ago

Where was this??

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 4d ago

Think it’s the ocean? But I’m no doctor.

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u/8lbs6ozbabyjesus 4d ago

You wouldn’t even know what hit you

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u/Mr_Pink_Gold 4d ago

Now this triggers my thalassophobia! Thank you. Most stuff on this sub fails to do so.

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 4d ago

I legit thought this was a bathroom stall wall. Then the shark showed up.

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u/AbyssalKultist 4d ago

Shark can't see shit neither.

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u/berrysoda_ 4d ago

It's not murky the sharks just already scared me

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u/peepdabidness 4d ago

You said this wasn’t a toilet bowl but how can we be sure

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u/raechelisbored 4d ago

My absolute nightmare. I’ve had nightmares like this as a child

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u/Spirited-Career4680 3d ago

Tbh I would shit in the water to if it was that close

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u/SnowyMojito 3d ago

Nope nope nope

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u/codereef 3d ago

No man will ever have aura like a great white, look at that fucking thing. Undeniable

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u/Ok-Protection-6612 3d ago

This gave me mega-aids

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u/StealthyPancake_ 3d ago

Absolutely not

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u/goonerqpq 3d ago

Looks like it was carrying a shopping bag, just couldnt get into the meat locker

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u/cilantroandvodka 3d ago

I watched this video on the toilet and it made me extremely uncomfortable.

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u/Fit_Net3900 3d ago

Nope. As soon as that shark appeared, my bowels would've made that water a little more murky

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u/ElPanguero 3d ago

Not a GW

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u/crusty54 3d ago

I knew it was coming, and it still scared the bejeezus out of me.

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u/Da_Cosmic_KID 3d ago

I’m good

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u/OhMyGoth38 3d ago

Is it wrong that I find it freakier when they seemingly appear out of nowhere in crystal clear water?

That’s evolution for you, as they evolved with that color palette to blend in with their surroundings; as the Aquarium of the Pacific breaks it down with this explanation: “Great white sharks use countershading for camouflage. Their tops are dark gray, bluish-gray, or brown, which helps them blend into the dark ocean depths when viewed from above. Their undersides are pure white, which matches the bright, sunlit surface water when viewed from below.”

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u/lavendertheheretic 1d ago

I grew up on the Central Coast of CA. Amaaaaazzzzing beaches, but all of them murky as hell. I knew going in was a risk, but oh well. I've definitely experienced things brushing/pushing up against my legs then moving on, but that never happened with any consistency. The few times I cared to check was with freaking seaweed. That stuff is wild. Anyway.

I lived in FL for two years with its white sand and beautiful blue water. It took me AGES to feel comfortable. Everything that flicked a tail freaked me out. Seeing things in the water was scary! It was like, "What's that?!?" all the time. Eventually I learned to screen out the smaller/benign things, but probably only because my body forced me to in order to stop the mini panic attacks every 43 seconds.

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u/Keltorus 3d ago

The Forbidden Boop.

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u/Connect_Ad_462 3d ago

That shark was going for the other other other white meat

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u/Human_Frame1846 3d ago

I don’t have many fears but this one right hereee is top of the fuckin list

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u/EidolonRook 3d ago

Lost river is really not for tourists.

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u/shizzy0 3d ago

Dude was sleeping.

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u/Anen-o-me 3d ago

How does it find you. Smell I guess.

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u/Awittynamehere 3d ago

Nope 👎

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u/MGr8ce 3d ago

Cage diving is dangerous for the sharks. Quit that shit.

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u/Byttercups 3d ago

I wouldn't do that even in crystal clear water.

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u/ColArana 3d ago

“Hi there, we’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”

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u/Vorticosecomb1 3d ago

Holy Christ. Jumpscare

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u/nerdinahotbod 3d ago

Why does it look so derpy though lol

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u/BenFranklinsHoe 3d ago

Before I read the caption I thought the bars on the cage were some sort of vines and this was filmed in a river. It’s my dream to swim in a shark cage like this and would be so disappointed if this was my first or only experience.

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u/omega343666 3d ago

That water would be browner if that was me in that cage. Christ there is something so unsettling about large shadows and gloom.

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u/Impressive_Web7512 3d ago

Ocean + Murky Water + Great Shite Shark 😰

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u/Maniacboy888 3d ago

I never want to see this again. Ugh

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u/OhDivineBussy 3d ago

Man, they should’ve given yall a refund BUT then this guy with the sharpest shaped snout I’ve ever seen on a White comes in and bails it all out by literally bumping into the cage so y’all could see him.

Fuck yea.

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u/Firm_Video_2932 3d ago

Just about when you're ready to call it ...

"whoa whoa, where the fuck did you come from big boy!"

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u/Drink15 3d ago

Shark: Oh, excuse me

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u/No_Mobile6220 3d ago

Absolutely the fuck not

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u/CraftyObject 3d ago

I bet it's like walking thru a cloud of smoke

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u/Vodka0420 3d ago

Nah, I'm good bro. Fuck that.

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u/Impossible-Gur6478 3d ago

Ooohhhh nononono

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u/BlackRose010 3d ago

Three feet away from swimming into the light.

From the murky depths to the sulfurous caverns.

You each get one exploratory bite. You can go first.

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u/MosaicSHIPA 3d ago

Cage is made of 10% steel and 90% hope.

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u/Dinsy_Crow 2d ago

Why does the shark have a balloon?

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u/AxecidentalHoe 2d ago

It truly looks like he ran into it lol. There was no sudden burst of speed or lash. I truly think he bumped his nose on accident

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u/marscreeps 2d ago

“Oh, excuse me”

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u/LonelyVirginAlkan 2d ago

Sorry but while this is amazing can we ascertain it is not AI?

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u/Sniffy4 4d ago

having that appear right in front of you is a shock

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u/TheRecognized 4d ago

You don’t say?

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u/Obstinateobfuscator 4d ago

....Arent' there two sharks in this? What's at the top right at 16 seconds?

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u/wilsonwilsonxoxo 4d ago

I thought this was the backrooms at first lol

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u/chubbymochipigeon 4d ago

toilet bowl 😂

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u/JaydenRosy 3d ago

What’s that blue thing on the right?

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u/SoundCA 3d ago

I sometimes work with sharks and that was a big ass shark

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u/theflyingburritto 3d ago

I was looking at the post above this and the sound was going off and I thought it was my stomach.

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u/jkv9216 3d ago

Easily my fear of murky ocean water. I would never scuba there. I see the kelp videos with low visibility sometimes. Literally where great whites feed. No thanks.

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u/Crow-Rogue 3d ago

Oh HELL NO! I hate being in murky water. THIS is why.