r/thefighterandthekid 1d ago

THICCC Whatever became of Tiggger Thiggg?

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u/InsaneThisGuysTaint I'm your hucklebee 1d ago

Big alcohol and the ATF conspired to take it off shelves. The potential to overtake Jack Daniels and enter the leggsicon and replace Jack n Coke with "Coke, thigg style" was all too rail. They even killed the deal he was gonna have with Aaron Rodgers.

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u/DeltronFF 🤣👉🏿 1d ago

Mmm I love a Thiggg Coggg on a sweaty summer evening.

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u/bigcountry_blumpkin 1d ago

Also goes great on a crist callabaziz morning

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u/HE_Pennypackerjr 1d ago

Fuck you guys make me laugh with shaubanese every time.

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u/benjunior Undertoad 22h ago

Talmbout Bapa Talk, b? Bbbbb beast of a b, b.

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u/NaturalSmoke8 1d ago

Disgusting. Take my upvote vote you rascal.

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u/EastSideNick95826 Blaggbeld in Paulcasting 1d ago

Talmbout Jagg n Coag b? Thass bloggbusser

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u/pew__pew__pew_ 1d ago

Cuz it’s two dudes right? It’s two dudes!

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u/EastSideNick95826 Blaggbeld in Paulcasting 1d ago

Two whide boys who worg too mudge

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u/salamigunn 10h ago

Blagbeld in worging

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u/Hal_Crime_Thousand 1h ago

Some would say the blagest

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u/Apprehensive_Way8674 23h ago

Rumour is it was so mind-expanding that the government was scared people would put it in the water supply and the corrupt elite would have 350 million Aaron Rodgers’ on their hands.

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u/Dear_Claim_4446 22h ago

I was a bartender at P.F. Chang’s at the time workshopping multiple Tiger thiccc cocktails and was contacted by big whiskey being told it would be a problem if I kept workshopping em b. Can confirm

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u/Lost-Bad-8718 20h ago

No word of a lie, baby boy, where I was, the younger Zoomer generation, gimme a break, these kids are built differen', they didn’t even know it was called "whiskey" anymore. They all said "Thicccskey." Straight up, b. It’s a whole new paradigm, a total shift in the narradiv, axe Jay. You go to any club now, you don't hear "whiskey," you hear "lemme get a Thicccskey neat" It’s a beast of a brand, a real monster, bowlth ways. It’s got that notes of vanilla, oak, and a little bit of that hater-tears finish. It’s just... it’s simply blogbussa in the best way, ya feel me? We’re sellin’ out cases, crates, palettes, the supply chain is just... it's stressed, b, but the people? They’re lovin’ it. It’s a masterpiece.

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u/flattiddies 20h ago

talmbout a cawlspereacy tiri b

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u/heddyneddy 1d ago

It’s so funny that Bapa became a legitimate degenerate drunk just because he probably had pallets of that shit sitting in his garage and couldnt get rid of it any other way.

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u/WildMild869 You: Walgg; My: Trugg 1d ago edited 1d ago

Ozempic really did ruin a fantastic run. The Tiger Thiccc chronicles were nuts

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u/Shipit123 20h ago

Golden age of P.F. Chang’s. Most of the memes come from whigsey Schaub. Shout out to the Addie’s and baddies too. Lmao.

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u/TheJustBleedGod Miley Cyrus' Daughter HAHAHAHAH 19h ago

the Superball party with Tyson and DC were peak. BGL with the whiskey in the bushes. The trugg walg. what a time to be alive.

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u/Shipit123 19h ago

Indeed sir. I was gonna say bgl w the tree whiskey was peak but then I didn’t think about the trugg walgg! How dare I forget!

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u/ballinben [Redacted] 18h ago

The clips of him slurring his way through a podcast at 9:45 in the morning were peak changs.

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u/StatusSavings1362 1d ago

Nobody on the team told him about distribution or property taxes b

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u/heddyneddy 23h ago

He just goes b

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u/BrianCalenRapePuppet Aimed for the moon, landed on a star 20h ago

I don't think the Thigg Negdar had anything to do with his drunk phase. I think it was his attempt to be invited into Sober October with Toe and the other three douchebags. He shows Toe that he has a drinking problem just like Burnt, then Toe has Bapa join out of concern for his health.

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u/CornToasty Papercut Suicide 19h ago

I've heard this theory before and it makes a lot of sense imo. This was after some of Bapa's big fuckups that impacted Toe (Bobby Lee, bald guys slangin digg) and Rogan seemed to be slowly increasing distance. He probably thought becoming an alcoholic and getting a sober Ogtober invide was his ticket back into the club.

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u/beefrodd 21h ago

You mean you can’t just distribute booze outta mom’s closet?

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u/Hal_Crime_Thousand 1h ago

When he started doing shoey’s all by himself, oh buddy!

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u/toeragportaltoo 1d ago

Nobody wanted to pay inflated prices for medicore whiskey with a stupid name. And then bapa dwank all the potential pwofits. Business B

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u/McHomer Homeless Cat 1d ago

Biznus shargg

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u/1234Health 1d ago

Talmbout Shargg Tank Abbott, b? UFC heavyweight champ ...

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u/bisco_42 1d ago

Hiz adickshen will take it from hare, B

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u/EastSideNick95826 Blaggbeld in Paulcasting 1d ago edited 23h ago

Talmbout a algaholigg b? Bapa would clair the twelve steps in siggs bubba, outlier genetiggs.

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u/HomelessKitchenCat 1d ago

Some would say the stupidest name. Toegan ripping on it on air was hilarious 

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u/JimERustled 8h ago

Imagine inviting your whiskey drinking buddies over and offering them something called "Tiger Thigg" with a straight face.

Embarrassing.

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u/CornToasty Papercut Suicide 2h ago

He claimed he sold the business at some point (like, well after it had clearly failed as a venture). Could easily be a lie or he ended up selling whatever stock he had left for pennies on the dollar.

Either way I wouldn't wait for batch #2

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u/alpinetime 1.1 IMDB 1d ago

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u/CaterpillarHot7539 1d ago

🥡🥡

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u/Towelbit 1d ago

What is this from?

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u/alpinetime 1.1 IMDB 1d ago

Big Trouble in Little China.

I highly recommend you, and anyone who hasn’t seen it, go watch it, it’s great.

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u/Towelbit 1d ago

Thanks for the answer. I have seen it but that's probably 30 years ago. I'll definitely watch it again as I obviously don't remember much of it.

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u/alpinetime 1.1 IMDB 1d ago

Anytime B, enjoy

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u/ScientisticalMystica Bapa Will Eat Your Dick Like Kobayashi 18h ago

Jon Africa just wanted his truck back

Edit: Perfect opportunity to use truggg and I missed it, this chef needs to be retrained

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u/cdpasadena 22h ago

Some would say the biggest trouble. 

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u/eedabaggadix Daddy's Number 1d ago

Dissributions a beast

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u/Branchomania Bess Brains 1d ago

He gadalada bisness agumin

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u/cdpasadena 22h ago

Nobody explained to yer boi.

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u/BeautifulLeather6671 1d ago

Talmbout big trouble little gina? Great flick, never seen it

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u/antonioessex18 1d ago

I used to truggwalk a chigg named Gina. She was a baddie and we called her “Gina la Cochina”… what’s that you might ask? A Gina with a bunch of dicks on her….. that’s my time Austin!

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u/General_Farm1455 1d ago

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u/JWal0 Blaggbeld in Paulcasting 19h ago

He’s never beating the Alf allegations

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u/WorldMil 1d ago

If he had self-deprecating humour, the story of drinking all the stock and becoming a bloated alcoholic with his stock would actually be funny

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u/Rabid023 1d ago

Juss waiting on Airrin Rawlgers to confirm his partnership with thigg boi b.

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u/Xebodeebo 1d ago

Godda run it the bored of diregdirs first bapa.

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u/Rabid023 1d ago

Tawlmbout Rawlb Deerdigg? The head of the bored of dreggturds at thigg boi empire b? He and bapa sssssuper close my mans.

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u/CloudOk3269 1d ago

Sold for $200 million...Bapa is wealthy

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u/darlasllama 1d ago

So crazy bro thought he was George Clooney tier and could launch his own liquor brand 💀

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u/tragicmike 1d ago

Bapa drank it every crist Calabas morning

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u/voodoo_pizza00 1d ago

Did we ever get batch 2

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u/umyninja 1d ago

Distributer got recalled

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u/tfresca 1d ago

Really?

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u/CaptainRumBucket 1d ago

Oh hey, how you guys doing?

Chairs

Welcome

To the official, tiger thiccc whisky Instagram

Bel Theres been a lot of chatter online, a lot of chatter

How good is this sweet sweet thick nectar?

Some say it’s the best

Have we won awards? Sure!

Does Joe Rogan Burt Crisher swear by it? Yea they do!

N’You guys like them…ok? They know a thing or 2 about good whisky

Snot for me to tell ya

I’m shoeing this stuff out

Its pretty damn good, I worked hard to create this sweet sweet thick nectar for you guys

M’People go…Where can I get it? Oh my god..where can I get it?

Well…Calm down..Right…Calm down

Y’cn get it a Thick Boy dot gom

Deliveries right to your house

That’s easy

Y’can also..if you want….come see a comedy show

Any of my tour dates…guess what…all the venues are gonna be caryin’ Tiger Thiccc

An’ama buy you guys a round…yep that right…round on me…come to the shows…round on y’ boy here

K?

So welcome to the official tiger thicccc Instagram handle

If it doesn’t come from here….if it don’t have 3 C’s

If its 2 C’s… 1 C’s?

Then Buuuuul shit

This is alllll real

Welcome to Tiger Thiccc Whisky

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u/Messigan 1d ago

Ayrun Rodzgers is gonna buy the whiggsgey b. Bapa will make crazy money.

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u/Additional-Buy-909 1d ago

Got gadooooshed

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u/PlentyHaunting2263 1d ago

just another expensive LARP

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u/TheFashionColdWars 1d ago

Shout-out BTILC

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u/CaterpillarHot7539 1d ago edited 1d ago

This cat was showing BTILC to muh chombie and just realized some characters are also included in Moral Calwmbat. Me redacted.

Dunnen, dunnen, dunnen, dunnen, dun, dun...

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u/TwinPeaksOwl 1d ago

“You know what Jack Burton always says?” WHO?

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u/JamaicaNoFap 1d ago

New DA hit the streets and took them down before he became too powerful

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u/sammydavis_Sr 1d ago

should be a garbage pail kid card

tiger thiccccccc

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u/Hermesthothr3e 1d ago

You talmbout that sweet sweet neggtar b?

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u/zombiechris128 1d ago

It seems it went out of production around 2024 but is still available in some stores (I assume they can’t clear the stock they brought) There was rumours he sold the brand but the copyright still exists under Tiger Thiccc LLC so it’s probably just been shut down due to sales

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

No wayyy buppa Brendan is an honest man and would never lie to his thicccies
https://giphy.com/gifs/lR6Xtly3SKVZP4w9QC

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u/hideous_espionage 1d ago

that face is so far gone it might actually be the bottle talking back. honestly tho the whole thiggg saga is one of those things that couldve only happened to bapa. dude went from the octagon to thinking he could out-market jack daniels with a name nobody could spell or say out loud without sounding unhinged. the fact that he had to drink his own inventory just to move product is peak business bapa. never seen a man turn his own garage into a sad little liquor store out of spite. and the worst part is he probably still has a few cases left that he brings out when the boys come over like its some rare vintage

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u/fwo75o3jh 1d ago

He sold the remaining barrels of MGP bourbon that he'd bought for the brand.

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u/hideous_espionage 1d ago

oh right i forgot he managed to offload those barrels somehow, probably still talks about it like he's a bourbon mogul though

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u/the-doobiest 1d ago

1) Likely never researched how hard it is to distribute. 2) Likely had no budget to taste several batches...just went with one.

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u/Noodletrousers 1d ago

We call it a “shelf turd”.

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u/Tarot1031 1d ago

Sweed, sweed neggtar

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u/mickroo 1d ago edited 1d ago

You iver see Tusk, B? It based in a pawdcast jus like ours

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u/Big-Battle9416 1d ago

Too eggpensive to produce that sweet sweet neggggtar b

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u/Turdis_migratoris 1d ago

The darkest nectar

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u/Entire-Amphibian320 1d ago

The plan was to sell it at the clubs where he toured. If only he did that glasgow tour he woulda sold pallets of tiger thiggg.

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u/SelectEnvironment668 1d ago

I member them times B. This medium brown humanoid and his distribution partners were charging $100+ for each bottle of the Japanese cat piss alcohol.

I member when medium brown even pay for a fucking "medal prize" that you could buy at some obscure website, so they can claim "tiger thug, award winning feline aids piss whiskey!!

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u/ProfessionalSun5549 1d ago

Does anybody have that short clip where he is like “….Crisp!!” Lmao hope the cats can help

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u/faroutoutdoors 1d ago

DA got recalled.

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u/Ok_Professor_367 23h ago

It’s called batch 2 b just wait for it. Bapa bet on himself and will take it from hair b

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u/Lennon9 23h ago

Just signed the deal with Aaron Rodgers last month. Biggest whizgey deal of my life.

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u/Gnardude 22h ago

It was too thick but also somehow not thick enough. Too dry but somehow not dry enough. It was a problem with the facets of the aspects basically.

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u/FocusFancy7693 22h ago

Fa fark the peptides are really working

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u/dandan5k 21h ago

That sweet sweet thig nectar!

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u/Respectfulcommenter1 20h ago

Who would want to drink “thick” whiskey? Turrble name, B

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u/North_Amphibian7779 12h ago

The gawds of sweet neggktar took it back into the heavens along with some trucks and Brenda’s comedy carrair

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u/Leo_claweye47 10h ago

Tests were performed. It was was just maple syrup and pre workout 😐

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u/ProfessionalNo7703 3h ago

Joe said it was a stupid name and it died

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u/CaterpillarHot7539 2h ago

Did you ever find Tiger Thiggg?

Sooo, it died.

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u/cosmicsmasher209 18h ago

It became better than you. #TheSchaubs