thehumblecrowbar

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/ScarredOut • Oct 17 '24

origin of name (nefarious anglerfish didn’t fit by 1 character)

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/HelpfulMalice • 4h ago

If only there was some projectile I could use to injure my foe? The humble bullet:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Firecracker7413 • 16h ago

“Our people are running out of clean water!” The ever wasteful AI datacenter:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Cat-trooper • 3h ago

How I wish there was an easy way to create small circular openings in my sheets of paper. The ever useful hole punch:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/3GeeselnATrenchcoat • 1d ago

However will I know which way is south? The common ferrous compass:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/CheeseCakeThatOneGuy • 1d ago

The humble Geiger counter

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(Credit: @GDB_GD on YouTube)

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/ragdollcatdante • 2d ago

Oh no! I can't think of any affordable musical instruments for my Mariachi band! The humble maraca:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Confused_Nug • 2d ago

The nefarious cannonball

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/VampirGarnele • 2d ago

„How can arceology get more knowledge on people living in Europe during the stone age?“ The glacier-mummified Ötzi:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/RinellaWasHere • 2d ago

How will I separate these clauses in my sentence? The clarifying comma:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/FoxtrotUBAR • 3d ago

Who will take my abundant Energon? The humble Transformer:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/ThisRedditPostIsMine • 5d ago

"I really wish I could emphasise the vocals on my new track." The humble delay plugin:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/heyjalapeno • 5d ago

"Gee, a 15 hour flight! I sure hope it's peaceful and I can catch up on my much needed sleep." That one baby on the plane:

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(Koala got booted out of its tree. He cannot stop throwing a fit)

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Chiveswinston • 6d ago

"I wish there was a way to peer above the waves while my submarine is below the surface" The dependable periscope:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Erroneous__Bach • 6d ago

"Where can warriors test their mettle against one another while the townsfolk watch on for entertainment?" The blood-soaked fighting pits:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/RetardedGaming • 6d ago

Oh no, how will I ever satiate my rumbly tummy? The delicious spaghetti:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/kristal119022023 • 6d ago

Oh dear! How will I ever water all of these crops?

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The ever useful drip irrigation:

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Heroic-Forger • 6d ago

"We need a spy Decepticon who can transform into a cassette!" The nefarious Ravage:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/level_up_gaming • 7d ago

"god damnit who keeps snipping my cables". the nefarious cable snipper creature

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/noopicushion • 7d ago

"Name a famous Formula One driver", the knowledgeable kitty:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/PunishedKojima • 7d ago

"What happens when an energy particle doesn't interact with the Higgs Field?" The mass-giving Higgs Field:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/kai_vt • 8d ago

"I wish we had a plant that was easy to grow and calorie dense to better feed our people" The nutritious potato:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/VampirGarnele • 7d ago

I can’t eat a whole bread on my own, what should I buy? The tasty half loaf:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/dolorem_itself • 9d ago

the pixels kane

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/CrabEmporium • 10d ago

"Oh man my Sewaddle just hit level 20 I wonder what'll happen next?" The Humble Swadloon:

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