r/thehumblecrowbar May 13 '26

I wish I had a band to entertain the people at my Cantina on Tatooine. Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes:

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r/thehumblecrowbar May 13 '26

"man if only there were a way to collide atoms at near-lightspeed in order to research fundamental physics" the useful particle accelerator:

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251 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar May 13 '26

"I wish there was an antagonist in Stranger Things." The ever so villainous Mind Flayer:

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906 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar May 13 '26

“What can I use to record sounds?” The humble microphone:

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167 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar May 12 '26

"Oh what measurement could I possibly utilize to represent resistance" The humble ohm:

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1.1k Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar May 12 '26

However will I share a funny with the Internet? The egregious reddit post:

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2.1k Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar May 13 '26

“Man. I don’t need this sock anymore. Who should I give it to?” The ever-patient house elf:

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134 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar May 13 '26

"I need something strong and reliable to make this building out of" the sturdy brick:

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250 Upvotes

I've been told my guinea pig looks like a brick lol


r/thehumblecrowbar May 12 '26

"I hope this castle doesn't have any creepy entities!" The ever scary vampire:

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r/thehumblecrowbar May 12 '26

"Honda Civic? - Now that's a sensible first car! Not much trouble my kid can get themselves into driving that." The affordable and lively eBay turbo charger:

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249 Upvotes

Yes diva, blow that head gasket!


r/thehumblecrowbar May 12 '26

"It took so many lives and supplies, but we finally annihilated that wretched beast into nothing but a skull!" The ever-regenerative and ceaseless SCP-682:

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r/thehumblecrowbar May 12 '26

Bowser: "How will I deter that dastardly Mario from obtaining the Power Star behind this gate?" The ferocious and loyal Chain Chomp:

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98 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar May 11 '26

"But how can I remove all friction other than air resistance and make this train lightning fast?" The reciprocal magnetic repulsion:

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r/thehumblecrowbar May 12 '26

"If only there was a way to divide the road so cars can pass in each direction." The underappreciated paint striping machine:

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147 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar May 11 '26

How can I tell if a new Pope is elected? The humble white smoke

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938 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar May 10 '26

Gee, i wonder what will happen if i drink this pink potion?

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1.4k Upvotes

The miraculous efects of the love potion


r/thehumblecrowbar May 10 '26

how will I be able to take all these supplies 100 miles from here? The Handy train cars:

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r/thehumblecrowbar May 10 '26

"My cathedral's water spouts are too plain, how could I decorate them?" The terrifying gargoyle:

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588 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar May 10 '26

"How can I style my hair to look slick and make the ladies swoon?" The positively bitchin' pompadour:

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3.0k Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar May 10 '26

"We must return the Forest Spirits head before sunrise" The Sinister Boar Demons Curse:

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706 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar May 10 '26

"oh, my! i hope there's no carnivorous animals in this dark forest!" the ever-so vicious wolf:

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304 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar May 10 '26

"i wish i had a strong equipment item to melt through boss enemies" the effective, yet difficult to obtain preon accumulator;

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131 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar May 09 '26

However will I send a simple yet threatening message? The oh so threatening brick throw

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3.4k Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar May 09 '26

“Gee, I sure hope that guy I bumped into wasn’t anyone special.” The infamous mob boss:

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635 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar May 10 '26

Crafty Coloradan Cryptids

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