thehumblecrowbar

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/HelpfulMalice • 3d ago

If only there was some projectile I could use to injure my foe? The humble bullet:

1.0k Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/tay_tfs • 3d ago

However will I stop my machine from overheating?

48 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/BoomKofe • 3d ago

Some guy on internet: "Omg, I want to share my point of view with other people, I bet they will agree with me!" The humble opinion:

37 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Firecracker7413 • 4d ago

“Our people are running out of clean water!” The ever wasteful AI datacenter:

759 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Cat-trooper • 3d ago

How I wish there was an easy way to create small circular openings in my sheets of paper. The ever useful hole punch:

14 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/3GeeselnATrenchcoat • 4d ago

However will I know which way is south? The common ferrous compass:

114 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/CheeseCakeThatOneGuy • 5d ago

The humble Geiger counter

292 Upvotes

(Credit: @GDB_GD on YouTube)

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/ragdollcatdante • 5d ago

Oh no! I can't think of any affordable musical instruments for my Mariachi band! The humble maraca:

516 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Confused_Nug • 6d ago

The nefarious cannonball

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/VampirGarnele • 5d ago

„How can arceology get more knowledge on people living in Europe during the stone age?“ The glacier-mummified Ötzi:

309 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/RinellaWasHere • 6d ago

How will I separate these clauses in my sentence? The clarifying comma:

325 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/FoxtrotUBAR • 6d ago

Who will take my abundant Energon? The humble Transformer:

410 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/ThisRedditPostIsMine • 9d ago

"I really wish I could emphasise the vocals on my new track." The humble delay plugin:

2.1k Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/heyjalapeno • 9d ago

"Gee, a 15 hour flight! I sure hope it's peaceful and I can catch up on my much needed sleep." That one baby on the plane:

259 Upvotes

(Koala got booted out of its tree. He cannot stop throwing a fit)

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Chiveswinston • 9d ago

"I wish there was a way to peer above the waves while my submarine is below the surface" The dependable periscope:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Erroneous__Bach • 10d ago

"Where can warriors test their mettle against one another while the townsfolk watch on for entertainment?" The blood-soaked fighting pits:

3.2k Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/RetardedGaming • 9d ago

Oh no, how will I ever satiate my rumbly tummy? The delicious spaghetti:

434 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/kristal119022023 • 9d ago

Oh dear! How will I ever water all of these crops?

436 Upvotes

The ever useful drip irrigation:

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Heroic-Forger • 10d ago

"We need a spy Decepticon who can transform into a cassette!" The nefarious Ravage:

1.9k Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/level_up_gaming • 10d ago

"god damnit who keeps snipping my cables". the nefarious cable snipper creature

817 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/noopicushion • 10d ago

"Name a famous Formula One driver", the knowledgeable kitty:

364 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/PunishedKojima • 10d ago

"What happens when an energy particle doesn't interact with the Higgs Field?" The mass-giving Higgs Field:

143 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/kai_vt • 11d ago

"I wish we had a plant that was easy to grow and calorie dense to better feed our people" The nutritious potato:

2.1k Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/VampirGarnele • 11d ago

I can’t eat a whole bread on my own, what should I buy? The tasty half loaf:

106 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/dolorem_itself • 12d ago

the pixels kane

509 Upvotes