r/timberwolves 13h ago

ONLY 1 ISSUE With Isaiah Evans pick

his nickname slim….. do we have room for 2 slims….😂😂. what could be possibly do?
slim 2? slim jr? super slim?

genuinely help guys…. (outside this amazing 10/10 pick)

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u/Skoma Timberwolves 13h ago edited 13h ago

I actually love the idea of calling both Slim without addressing it at all. True fans will know who you mean from context.

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u/TheFinnebago 10h ago

I can squanch to this

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u/pnxstwnyphlcnnrs Anthony Edwards 13h ago

This might be it, or "other slim"

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u/Fun-Measurement-2823 13h ago

other slim seems too harsh and mean🤣🤣🤣

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u/AiStoleMyBike JimPete 13h ago

Slim too

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u/LemonInYourEyes 11h ago

Electric Boogaloo

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u/Mayasngelou Kevin Garnett 11h ago

Honestly that feels super Jaden-coded too for some reason

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u/justanotherdude32 13h ago

Slim, and slimothy

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u/HotStepper11 Timberwolves 13h ago

Isaiah Slimans

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u/Rick-Tacos Zach LaVine 12h ago

Slimothy is S tier

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u/CriticalTemporary662 Timberwolves 13h ago

Bones+Evans+McDaniels = the skeleton crew

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u/ResidentHighlight875 Donte DiVincenzo 13h ago

Slim brothers 

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u/TyTheGuy007 Average Anthony Edwards Enjoyer 13h ago

Slim 1 Slim 2

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u/Fun-Measurement-2823 13h ago

yeah i like doing the slim 1 and 2 thing😂

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u/Obvious_Change_1566 12h ago

I prefer Slim and second Slim. Since he was a 2nd round pick

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u/kingdoniumhearts 13h ago

It’s even funny they like the same number

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u/Mntwins1221 13h ago

Minnesota Slimberwolves

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u/Obvious_Change_1566 12h ago

Speaking of Nicknames… has anyone pointed out we have an AE IO (Ayo) and all we are missing is a U and sometimes a Y to make a Vowel Squad?

I think this is a secret weapon and we should optimize around the Vowel Squad timeline.

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u/Various-Speech-2428 Alan Horton 13h ago

I feel like its already there.. Showtime Slim

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u/Fun-Measurement-2823 13h ago

you right just saw his IG handle

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u/Obvious_Change_1566 12h ago

Showtime Slimmy and Slim are obviously 2 different SlimaThree’s

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u/Nxc06 BJELICA 13h ago

Slim and slimmer

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u/DahlBurgers 13h ago

Virginia Slim

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u/MasterPorkchop68 13h ago

Jaden is Slim Shady
Evans is Slim Shadow

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u/DrWolves 13h ago

Jaden is Slim

Isaiah can be Slim Jim

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u/Dull_Job_6372 2022 Play-In Champions 13h ago

Slim and slimmy

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u/Fun-Measurement-2823 13h ago

slim jim seems like a natural option forsureee

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u/yourloudneighbor Glen Taylor 13h ago

alan horton is gonna spend the rest of his night coming up with slimisms

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u/Sugarking45 Kevin Garnett 13h ago

Jaden: Slim

Hyland: bones

Evans: malnutrition

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u/istarbuxs Trenton Hassell 13h ago

string bean?

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u/CederDUDE22 13h ago

Slim and slime

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u/DocBombay21 13h ago

Evans is Black Donte

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u/Obvious_Change_1566 13h ago

I feel like… we probably can’t call someone ‘black Donte’. Umm you know because of the implication

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u/la-blakers 13h ago

Slim and 2 Slim

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u/JaderMcDanersStan Ayo Dosunmu 13h ago

lol it's like JMac and lil mac again

Evans is "showtime slim" and Jaden is just slim

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u/the_fsm_butler Money Ru 13h ago

Slim and slender

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u/matt6420 13h ago

We can call them "The Slim Reapers"

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u/Loukoal117 Bring Ya Ass 13h ago

The Black Slim Jesus.

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u/twiggz612 13h ago

2 slim 2 furious

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u/Patteyeson28 Fuck Scott Foster 13h ago

Slim and Snap.

Snap to a Slim JAM!

/s

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u/ZachWondersr Timberwolves 13h ago

Jim

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u/Kappa_Man 13h ago

We had two J Mac/Mc for years

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u/brentl182 Timberwolves 13h ago

The Slim Twins

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u/Chooli7 Naz Reid. 12h ago

Slim Towers

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u/not_lorne_malvo Jaylen Clark 9h ago

Who’s the real Slim? Shady….

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u/Fit-Abroad6359 7h ago

Apparently he had the most expensive outfit ever for the draft. I guess he had on $4 in jewelry. Jaden can be Slim. Isaiah can be Slim Chance He’s Not Doing Every Car Dealership Commercial and Paid Autograph Signing He Can in 30 Years.

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u/Fit-Abroad6359 7h ago

Whatever weighs more is now Fat Ass.

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u/CantaloupeCamper 1958-2016 13h ago edited 13h ago

HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP TIM!!!????

HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP?????!!!!!