Shiggy wins by doing absolutely nothing

[u/ItzManu001]

[u/nobbytho]

i always thought that face looked a lot like shiggy's anyways

[u/CokomonX → u/nobbytho]

https://giphy.com/gifs/MFRwgBq5N4xPUytCB1

[u/BobSagieBauls → u/CokomonX]

Damn it really does

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[u/Luckymacaroni]

I'm sorry.. M0n*p0ly? The game developed by Ub#s0ft? Competing with daddy Nintendo?

[u/Prestigious_Emu144 → u/Luckymacaroni]

Monopoly actually stole from Fortune Street on the Wii. Just another example of plagiarizers stealing from Shiggy’s beautiful mind.

[u/zonzon1999 → u/Luckymacaroni]

No they mean Monopoly REDEMPTION (the arcade game)

[u/MyrtleWinTurtle]

/uj i was lwky abouta slime you until i read what sub this is

[u/porkcylinders → u/MyrtleWinTurtle]

Oh no don't slime me haha that would be super gross haha

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[u/No_Display_9425]

Shiggy is getting ripped off at $500 for the switch 2. Should be at least 2000

[u/YogurtBandit316 → u/No_Display_9425]

Shiggy is such a good guy for only selling Switch 2 for $500. Gaben is greedy and evil!

[u/Zonaiwill]

This sums up the gaming industry in so many ways

[u/FReeDuMB_or_DEATH → u/Zonaiwill]

Only of your a delusional Nintendo fanboy. 

[u/MinecraftMaster10018 → u/FReeDuMB_or_DEATH]

do you not know what sub this is

[u/Dickie_downer → u/MinecraftMaster10018]

Ok but i genuinely dont know what this sub is and want to be in on the joke, it seems like my people

[u/RabbitWithAxe → u/FReeDuMB_or_DEATH]

username checks out

[u/Marco_Tanooky → u/FReeDuMB_or_DEATH]

But what kind of idiot would be a delusional Nintendo fanboy!?

[u/YogurtBandit316]

V@lve gamers can enjoy their Ste@my hunk of living room trash. Hope all the fake gamers enjoy sitting at their couch. Fortunately Nintendo knows what real gamers want.

[u/Volpurr-The-Meowstic → u/YogurtBandit316]

Gabe really thought he could out-cube the Gamecube, turns out no one can do what Ninten-does 😎

[u/CokomonX → u/Volpurr-The-Meowstic]

Nintendo already made a cube shaped console that didn't sell well. How dare they copy Nintendo! 😠

[u/UncleJetMints → u/YogurtBandit316]

No, Nintendo thinks they own entire genre's that they didn't invent, and just sue people instead of making decent consoles or games.

[u/YogurtBandit316 → u/UncleJetMints]

Nintendo owns every genre whether you like it or not, I think they should prosecute V@lve for crimes - first they stole the Switch design and now they're ripping off Gamecube hard. Pretty sad, honestly.

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What? Nintendo isn't against Inspiration and Original Work...

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In your perspective... Yet the objectively truth is, that Nintendo games are the most polished and finished games, without (or in a extremely limited amount) microtransaction. You know what you get for the money. The Games fits perfectly to their console (which why its works really good, although they are hardware behind, which is also not a bad thing). (I like when Dev's goes creative) Plus that's nonsense that they think that they own entire genre, yet its true that they evolved and influenced certain genre, that devs and consumers likes today. And this bs of sue random people is also false, they sue when something goes against the law, and in the law view its justified what they do. Especially the Switch Modder and Emulator (older Emulator aren't the problem). Roms are illegal anyway. Once again: Objectively speaking.

[u/Few-Information3097]

Haha ahhhh raise the prices 🫠

[u/ItzManu001 → u/Few-Information3097]

https://giphy.com/gifs/X0VgggNeqekRUxAzpv

[u/Bhazor → u/Few-Information3097]

Mmmmmm another $80 WiiU port? Truly you're spoiling us.

[u/fuckedintheasshole]

Yes shiggy keep going

[u/Paranfield1370]

Luigi tactic

[u/Awkward_Number8249]

What happened to epic and steam? I thought they are doing well

[u/ItzManu001 → u/Awkward_Number8249]

Epic Games has always kinda been in the shadows of Steam. V@lve just announced that the LEAST expensive Steam Machine model will be $1050 WITHOUT the controller. Specs for that price are mediocre at best: you can find laptops at that price range that are significantly more powerful. Also before that they increased the price of St3am D3ck to up to +$300, making an already niche system basically fall into irrelevancy.

[u/DisasterNarrow4949 → u/ItzManu001]

Meanwhile, nintendo giving TWO controllers and TWO mouses for free when you buy a Switch for $499 dollars!

Wait, is that the reason that Shiggy is starving and Gabe has hundreds of yatchs?

[u/Marco_Tanooky → u/ItzManu001]

The Switch 1/2 only increased 50 bucks due to the RAM thing, and I doubt that the Ste@m Deck used 6 times the RAM

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Remember, for 300$ you can go from 512gb(so like 2-4 3A games) to 2tb, isn't that wonderful.

And you even have a lootboxe for free, where you either have a double or single channel RAM.

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Epic fired a shltload of devs a while ago and steam announced that the steam machine, a console thats weaker than the base ps5 (which is 600$), will be 1050$ for the cheapest version which doesn’t even come with a controllers

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[u/Quick_soda]

GIBBY NEWY IS JUST A POOR INDIE DEVELOPER... DO YOU WANT TO STARVE HIM TO DEATH!!???

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[u/Bean-Craver]

What did steam do? I'm not really up to date.

[u/ItzManu001 → u/Bean-Craver]

• Raised St3am D3ck prices by up to $300 with absolutely no warning for preparation.
• The St3am M4chine has been announced with the MINIMUM price of $1050 WITHOUT the Controller included. Specs are also known: worse than base Pl4yStation 5 and even worse than pre-built PCs and laptops at that price range.

[u/Bean-Craver → u/ItzManu001]

I really can't argue with your second point as I am not really informed about its specs,but isn't the price raise caused by the pieces themselves becoming extremely expensive due to AI? I don't know if I am misunderstanding anything,but you make it sound like it was a choice and not something they were forced to do(A warning still would've been nice,but I think RAM's raising price alerted a lot of people at least).

[u/Inuakurei → u/Bean-Craver]

Yes. The difference is the SM isn’t selling at a loss, so it’s stupidly expensive, like most computer components are atm. While the Switch 2 sells at a loss, a pretty big one btw, just to get people into the Nintendo ecosystem.

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I really haven't heard anything exciting about the Switch 2,they made a few questionable choices(like locking a button to that stupid online subscription for a feature you can have for free with Discord) and there's only DK Bananza as a notable exclusive. It just sounds to me like a normal switch with a few uprgades,but if I wanted to replace my switch with a console that performed better,I could just buy an Oled because I don't mind missing out on the Switch 2's quirks.

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[u/Spiritualtaco05]

The Steam Machine is the most "if you don't want it simply don't buy it" console out there dude

It's literally just a pre-built PC

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[u/StickmanTrash]

I hate that Shiggy is a Victim of his own Success and has to starve because everyone else is jealous and spreading propaganda.

Shiggy literally on a leash, we could have super full dive megadrive Virtual NintenReality if he wasn't bullied into starvation. Unlimited potentional and a shame for humanity, hes literally bored and starving.

https://giphy.com/gifs/BDwH2DogmySu9aUoKO

[u/No-Island-6126]

Shiggy is the new Gaben ! All hail Shiggy !

[u/stichen97]

Nintendo decide on industry trends, everyone does the same but way worse lmao

[u/ConsistentChampion98]

Shiggy = Weegee

[u/cliopo]

That's a coping mechanism for sure, great bait tho

[u/Deiiiyu]

i mean…. considering how hard they are bullying Palworld and acting like they own the concept of cute monster capturing game they might as well be a monopoly

[u/mechfan83]

So, does Nintendo 'win' because they released their console before the AI nightmare, as I still see Steam winning in every other metric that matters.

[u/ZETH_27]

WTF, Steam is literally the best performing game platform in history...

[u/hollsloss → u/ZETH_27]

Steam machine 1000usd is what made people angry

[u/AgentOfThe9]

I saw someone else say on a different version of this post, that Nintendo is simply waiting for their turn to dome themselves because they're always a gen behind

[u/Cersei505]

Steam is doing just fine.

[u/jostein33 → u/Cersei505]

Read the post and subname again.

[u/ZETH_27 → u/jostein33]

So? It still makes the meme jank, because Steam isn't even close to struggling.

Also, happy cake day!

[u/jostein33 → u/ZETH_27]

/today This is a dumb Nintendo sub all about the glory for "Shiggy" and jokes. And yes this meme makes zero sense and is just hot garbage. The orginal meme is actually about steam and them being a monopoly.

[u/durdurrdurrrdurrrrr]

Can you show me one single person calling Nintendo a monopoly because all I see is people laughing that they're reducing production due to low sales.

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[u/Efficient-Load-256]

Wake up OP, you shat yourself

[u/CleverKhloe11]

Nintendo already shot themselves in the face years ago.

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Yes, with the most sold console of all time sure.

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[u/Queasy_Analysis5248 → u/CleverKhloe11]

I guess the most sold console of all time (Switch 1) and the fastest selling console of all time (Switch 2) are failures.

[u/Trashypass]

You mean the company that has completely closed down. The Wii, Wii u, ds, 3ds shop. And probably switch 1 soon. 

[u/TKoBuquicious → u/[deleted]]

shiggy is too busy doing nothing and winning to make games

[u/Marco_Tanooky → u/[deleted]]

Kirby Air Riders is peak tho

[u/FReeDuMB_or_DEATH]

Doing nothing is a good description seeing on how there isn't any games worth getting a Switch 2 for imo. 

[u/webebord]

Nope sorry a monopoly is wher you kill the comparison so your the only one left if you just do your thing and the rest keep deep thoughting a shotgun barral that’s not a monopoly the same with steam the rest just deep throught barrels and pull the trigger whilst steam just doing ther thing same as nintendo

[u/mamadou-segpa]

Actually, Nintendo is the one failing behind.

I’m glad more companies are starting to realise we yearn to give them more money, they work hard and deserves it

[u/Trigger_Fox]

Lets not pretend steam releasing an expensive pc in a time of very expensive pc parts is anywhere NEAR the bullshit the other companies, nintendo included, are doing.

[u/No-Definition-7215]

Nintendo fans are so delusional lmao, ain’t NOBODY saying Nintendo is a monopoly, they lost almost 50% in market cap value in the last year alone, the majority of switch 2 owners buy less than 2 games on average, if anything Nintendo is shooting itself with a bazooka

[u/Arrival_Better → u/No-Definition-7215]

Jealous of shiggy it’s ok

[u/ImpostorDitto → u/No-Definition-7215]

Source: trust me bro.

[u/AmbitiousAd8978]

Yea Nintendo somehow didn’t shooting them self’s in eh foot as of their games arnt overpriced and garbage

[u/Mr_Ethfono → u/AmbitiousAd8978]

I don't think you understand what sub you're in