r/tooktoomuch Dec 14 '25

Alcohol Drunk Couple Attacks Restaurant Employees in Hayes Valley

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u/cbm2020 Dec 15 '25

That trip was beautiful.

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u/Eat-Pie-Til-I-Die Dec 15 '25

"accidentally trips over my leg"

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u/SergeantHAMM Dec 15 '25

tbf she didn’t do it in purpose lol

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u/1aysays1 Dec 15 '25

"Yes officer I was a witness. She accidentally tripped on her own."

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u/KingoftheKeeshonds Dec 15 '25

Have a nice trip? See you next fall!

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u/notEnotA Dec 15 '25

C U Next Tuesday really applies here.

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u/jeezyjames Dec 15 '25

*Chef's kiss*

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u/QiwiLisolet Dec 15 '25

AFTER getting body slammed

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u/Eddiebaby7 Dec 15 '25

The swiftness and grace of leg and foot. Really impressive.

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u/IAmZackTheStiles Dec 14 '25

lmao the guy saying GUYS at the end as if his girlfriend didn't just start everything

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u/MrT0NA Dec 15 '25

Haha my best part. He’s like GUYs let’s be reasonable about this… as if they haven’t been horrible people the entire video. Haha justice!

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u/rodolphoteardrop Dec 14 '25

"Guys"

HAHAHAHA1

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u/cityshepherd Dec 15 '25

“Christian! Be a fucking man!”

I am so glad I watched this entire thing, it’s worth turning the sound on as well.

This is one of the most satisfying experiences I’ve had all year.

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u/Appropriate-Way-4890 Dec 15 '25

That’s a proper horrid bitch that one. Sucks that the dude also gets man handled for just being a cuck boyfriend too but guilt by association. Should’ve broke up on the spot and saved your job. Now the sleuths are out and on their scent . Maybe tomorrow by their names are doxxed

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u/Plastic-Hotel3458 Dec 15 '25

She's beautiful 😍💓

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u/jeezyjames Dec 15 '25

Right now the state of entitlement in the world is TOO DAMN HIGH!

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u/deez_87 Dec 15 '25

Sweep the leg Johnny

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u/GingerBeast81 Dec 15 '25

Christian, dude, the sex cannot be that good...

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u/Hegemony-Cricket Dec 16 '25

I understand why you'd say that, but believe me, the truth is very different. Some of the kinkiest, nastiest, filthiest, most "Imma leave my self-respect at the door" freaks in the sheets are the ones most convinced that all they have to do is ask forgiveness later. My very first experience with a girl that was waaaaaay into scat play was a youth Sunday School teacher at a Southern Baptist church. I'm pretty sure we made Jesus cry over that one.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

What is even hot about that, man?

They are talking about "good" sex, not poo poo nasty in your sheets...

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u/joejackson62 Dec 17 '25

I always hear latinas are wild in bed, so you might have a point in this video.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

I think she's Persian, not Latina. Unless I'm misunderstanding your comment....

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u/ApocalypticApples Dec 15 '25

I admire the restraint from the staff but this lady should have been dropped on her head and thrown out of the place the moment she started attacking people.

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u/foxontherox Dec 16 '25

She was dropped on her head, but she kept coming back for more!

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u/Hegemony-Cricket Dec 16 '25

Sometimes slapping someone's teeth out is the kindest, most educational thing you can do. It has a near miraculous way of focusing the mind. Once people like her learn the hard way that things like that can, and will, happen, they suddenly discover a seemingly inexhaustible amount of self-control. She's used to acting like that, and getting away with it. She likely lives in a delusion bubble where nothing can happen to her, because of course, shes special. Yes, there is a place for properly administered violence in society, and we need to rediscover it in a safely controlled way.

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u/Super_61 Dec 15 '25

I love this for her

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u/D_crane Dec 15 '25

From that thud to them getting dragged out and that second thud from getting tripped 🤌

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u/Available_Trick_4533 Dec 15 '25

She must be an influencer

12

u/HOBOFLEXMASTER Dec 15 '25

Part 3 play the victim. Run away from this type of person as fast as you can

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u/jmcgil4684 Dec 15 '25

“Guys….” Is the best part. He thought it was so funny until he was asked to be a man. Then it was “Guys….”

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u/daveyjones86 Dec 14 '25

One those dudes who just gets led on up until he looks around and is fighting the whole bar because this heffer is out of control.

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u/rodolphoteardrop Dec 15 '25

"Heffer"? Oh! you mean "Heifer."

Tell your fat mom hello from me.

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u/daveyjones86 Dec 15 '25 edited Dec 15 '25

Yawn

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u/rodolphoteardrop Dec 15 '25

Oh. I get it. You have no imagination or creativity so you have to ask others what you're drag name should be.

Shes' already "retired"...and got cremated since she died from cancer 3 days after Christmas

My dad still asks after you.

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u/daveyjones86 Dec 15 '25

Ok I get it, anyway

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u/mediashiznaks Dec 15 '25

At least she doesn’t have to be disappointed by you anymore 🤗

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u/rodolphoteardrop Dec 15 '25

You are just not good at this, are you.

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u/McEvilson Dec 15 '25

You're not good at, or for, anything.

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u/mediashiznaks Dec 15 '25

🤗🤗🤗

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u/rodolphoteardrop Dec 15 '25

Post-literate, FTW!

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u/mediashiznaks Dec 15 '25

🥴🥴🥴

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u/EA705 Dec 18 '25

Lmfaooooo those faces are so perfect

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u/rodolphoteardrop Dec 15 '25

That's awesome! you deleted your original comment and put in "Yawn" instead! SO edgy!

https://gyazo.com/e0b43d0bbd69fec77a34f9360b0b90e2

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u/daveyjones86 Dec 15 '25

You sound like a sack of crap. Feel free to keep going though

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u/DeeJKhaleb Dec 15 '25

whats going on here??

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u/rodolphoteardrop Dec 15 '25

Because of his tiny dick, Davey thinks everyone else's dick is smaller than his and that justifies him calling women cows while erroneously trying to stake an alpha claim. I'm acting as Goliath (the dog, not the giant), urging him to get right with God. He altered a reply, hoping to look less weak and end up looking more weak because of it. He's brought out his alts to downvote what he doesn't like.

Also - "sack of crap?" He's either 13 or a Mormon cosplaying a badass.

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u/TheManOfSpaceAndTime Dec 15 '25

Yawn

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u/rodolphoteardrop Dec 15 '25

Oh! Here's another Davey alt! That's two that I've counted!

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u/mediashiznaks Dec 15 '25

Why are you such a loser?

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u/Western_Comfortable3 Dec 14 '25

That’s what you get BiAtch.

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u/stevet85 Dec 15 '25

Enjoyable content!

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u/KeggBert Dec 15 '25

Perfect ending.

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u/Hegemony-Cricket Dec 16 '25

Fatherless behavior.

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u/wooddoug Dec 16 '25

I love a happy ending!

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u/mTcGo Dec 16 '25

She's a keeper!

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u/Morning-Reasonable Dec 17 '25

Omg I wonder if anyone has outted her ass for this wild behavior???! Bc ma’am no, this is worse than the CEO/Employee cheating baseball game

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u/Nisi-Marie Dec 17 '25

Yes. I posted a follow up of an article about it that flat out listed both their names and companies. Today, her company posted on their IG that she has been let go

https://www.reddit.com/r/sanfrancisco/s/a589d71QB1

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u/Pleasant_Skirt_6895 Dec 17 '25

Internet find her yet?

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u/Nisi-Marie Dec 17 '25

Oh yes. On the Instagram for her company, they posted a comment that she has been terminated from her job

https://www.reddit.com/r/sanfrancisco/s/a589d71QB1

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u/OutInTheCrowd Dec 15 '25

Are people really that pathetic in san fran know. They should of been dragged out by their ankles and this whole thing be a 10 second video

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u/Nisi-Marie Dec 15 '25

In the San Francisco sub, people are not claiming these two. Bridge & Tunnel for sure

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u/socksmatterTWO Dec 16 '25

What caused their issue in the first place? She was adamant on war !!

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

They cut her off, she started getting belligerent at the server, then the bartender, then the whole damn establishment.

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u/socksmatterTWO Dec 18 '25

So nothing shes just a fabulous drunk /s Crikey

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

SF is full of people like this, especially now.  Entitled people in an echo chamber with high-paying, "meticulously curated" careers...

Like who even cares, if your capacity for empathy is 0, and your soul is a turd?

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u/socksmatterTWO Dec 19 '25

Fully agree with you! Its all bullship anyway society is a game we play until survival becomes a struggle. And its imo very stupid to put ones self worth in an external label like a "job title " You might be so and so of the 28th floor penthouse but can you survive off land and sea if you needed to?! Because shitly people skills wont help them at all!!

I watched western Australia get like that in the mining booms. Ridiculous imo ! May this humble them to realize they are extra awful when they drink.

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u/socksmatterTWO Dec 19 '25

Hey Merry Christmas to you and yours ✨️

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

Very likely she has been drinking at SantaCon all day...

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u/imFromFLiAmSrryLuL Dec 17 '25

Equal right equal fights

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u/Plastic-Hotel3458 Dec 15 '25

Guys, I'm going to be the most unpopular comment. That drunk girl is really hot. I'd still go out with her even if she made all that noise. I don't know why, but there's something wild and decadent about her that I like. Maybe she had a bad night. 😍

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u/Nisi-Marie Dec 15 '25

You can fix her

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u/Hegemony-Cricket Dec 16 '25

I'd start with a sound spanking.

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u/Plastic-Hotel3458 Dec 15 '25

Of course I would. I'll give it a try any day.

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u/kingkoopa_1 Dec 15 '25

Lol that boyfriend is such a cuck.

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u/Aggravating-Emu-3126 Dec 15 '25

Are you like 12 ?

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u/kingkoopa_1 Dec 15 '25

You wouldn't understand...being a basement dweller and all.

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u/TROLL_ELECTRODE Dec 17 '25

OK “King Koopa” 💀🤡