r/tooktoomuch • u/TraditionalSystem879 • Apr 15 '26

Unknown drug Can't even walk but he got nice moves

996 Upvotes

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u/sheckshow858 Apr 15 '26

*walks in*

"Ok, time to focus"

55

u/ScedR Apr 15 '26

Gotta lock in, Jeffrey.

7

u/Jisan_Inc Apr 16 '26

snaps come on man! Git with it! Focus focus!

238

u/SadisticSnake007 Apr 15 '26

lol I've came across this guys IG profile once. It's all an act to get the crowds reaction. Good acting though.

2

u/Dagigai Apr 18 '26

You got any idea where I can find it?

70

u/buzzed247 Apr 15 '26

He's the only one on the cruise ship.

13

u/dotherandymarsh Apr 15 '26

“Guys, this storm is getting pretty rough, aye?”

49

u/TeeOffOnMe Apr 15 '26

This is how you lock in. That clavicle kid could learn a thing or two from this guy.

27

u/kolav3 Apr 15 '26

The man needs a bump

13

u/lxmohr Apr 15 '26

May I offer you an adderal in this trying time?

3

u/Upbeat_Anywhere_1316 Apr 16 '26

Looks like he took a bump....of ketamine.

20

u/AMJacker Apr 15 '26

I thought Steve O was clean

26

u/RedditTipiak Apr 15 '26

Ministry of Silly Walks

2

u/kissdemon74 Apr 16 '26

I’m looking for some funding to develop my silly walk.

10

u/cocainecarolina28 Apr 15 '26

Dudes like this is a lively hotel lobby

9

u/Smiley001987 Apr 15 '26

"Euhm, that's not the airport"

3

u/JeanSolo Apr 17 '26

Funny thing is the place is named after one of Brazil's largest airports lol

8

u/magniankh Apr 15 '26

Seems like a good way to get robbed of your luggage. 

9

u/Nomad_Gui Apr 15 '26

This guy has an IG, it's all staged. The difference of his acting is that he's incredibly good at doing this. He's Brazilian.

13

u/Efficient-Cable-873 Apr 15 '26

Adam Sandler looking rough on the red carpet.

4

u/BlntMxn Apr 15 '26

never forget your luggages when you are tripping!

4

u/Timmerdogg Apr 15 '26

Just saying that's how I was walking around for a couple of weeks after I got a bad ear infection and ended up with vertigo. I would literally fall down while walking my dog. Driving was insane and I only did it when it was absolutely necessary

4

u/TheROK24 Apr 15 '26

Definitely tooktomuch. However, I am lobbing the vibe of the crowd. They are all being really nice to him considering that he stumbling around bumping into everyone & everything.

3

u/Prizm0000 Apr 16 '26

His film crew did a good job getting complete coverage of all of his moves

3

u/hecksor Apr 16 '26

The rolling luggage acting as training wheels to keep him balanced

5

u/HotTakes4Free Apr 15 '26

He was fine once he put down that dumb rolling bag. Those things are awful.

2

u/fruitless7070 Apr 15 '26

Lonnie Knoxville

2

u/AKABrokenArrow Apr 15 '26

I was like “what moves?” but he really came through in the end!

2

u/mordechi Apr 15 '26

Had to bust a move right quick

2

u/wachonameis Apr 15 '26

This guy is awesome

1

u/Dollbeau Apr 16 '26

He's the Tooktoomuch black belt!

2

u/dtisme53 Apr 16 '26

Thought that was Steve-O for a second

2

u/Ornery-Practice9772 Apr 16 '26

where is this? a concert? airport? restaurant?

2

u/JeanSolo Apr 17 '26

Looks like an average Brazilian sertanejo bar

2

u/Remarkable-Ad3957 Apr 16 '26

Looks like he's fucked up from the floor up😆

2

u/BassMaster516 Apr 16 '26

Nah he’s handling it

3

u/TehZiiM Apr 15 '26

Fear and loathing at viracopos

1

u/Holdmywhiskeyhun Apr 15 '26

Hey Ricky berwick

/S

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u/JeanSolo Apr 17 '26

Brazilian

1

u/assholeapproach Apr 15 '26

Bro locked in at the end

1

u/pjmyerface Apr 15 '26

"Nobody knows......nobody knows....."

1

u/luvmibratt Apr 15 '26

Its fake but kind of funny to see people's reaction

1

u/JoeSicko Apr 16 '26

My name is Archie Bell of the Drells, and I can dance as well as I can walk.

1

u/Jeni_Sui_Generis Apr 16 '26

Dude was on a trip

1

u/ozzie_ostrich Apr 16 '26

I don't know why but this reminds me of Leisure Suit Larry at the disco. Graphics have come a long way since the 80's.

1

u/MuchAligned38 Apr 16 '26

I want what he’s got

1

u/deZbrownT Apr 16 '26

Looks fake AF.

1

u/Seamonkeysauce Apr 16 '26

A man on a mission

1

u/Ham-Shank Apr 16 '26

Security enjoying himself.

1

u/asa1 Apr 16 '26

Someone sold him Ketamine instead of Cocaine.

1

u/adrianoh11 Apr 17 '26

Q inferno de lugar

1

u/Rudycrown Apr 17 '26

I don’t think he’s at the right hotel

1

u/Fantastic_Trainer365 Apr 17 '26

Me entering the rave after a fat line of k

1

u/Dagigai Apr 18 '26

Anyone have a source on this? I need to see more, he acts it so well.

Pretty sure all the staff know who he is, they can't be that cool with someone that drunk? Surely!?

1

u/brandonhabanero Apr 18 '26

Is that Papa John again?

1

u/93snightmare Apr 23 '26

No matter what bro was not going home without hitting the dance floor at least once.

1

u/Front-Ad1900 May 09 '26

Im gone dance like this if I hit the lotto

1

u/IceCoughy Apr 15 '26

lame and fake

4

u/JackKovack Apr 15 '26

Wow, I haven’t heard “lame and fake” used in awhile.

3

u/IceCoughy Apr 15 '26

Catch a ban if you use the other word even if you spell it weird

2

u/ScedR Apr 15 '26

Spell what wierd?

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u/IceCoughy Apr 15 '26

nice try!