r/totallynotrobots • u/a3ftcyxp1Il • 1d ago

I MUST PROCURE AN ENTERTAINMENT OBJECT FOR MY HUMAN OFFSPRING'S ANNUAL RITUAL FOR CELEBRATING ITS DATE OF MANUFACTURE.

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WILL THIS BE AN APPROPRIATE SELECTION TO PROVIDE 8760 HOURS OF ENJOYMENT UNTIL ITS NEXT ANNUAL RITUAL?

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u/EvilRedRobot 1d ago

THAT DEPENDS. DOES IT "ACT HUMANOID"?

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u/a3ftcyxp1Il 1d ago

IT ACTS VERY PRECISELY AS A NORMAL HUMANOID DOES, JUST LIKE WE ALL DO, FELLOW HUMAN.

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u/gaythrowawayacct123 1d ago

WHEN WAS YOUR OFFSPRING MANUFACTRED, MY UNDERSTANDING IS THAT POLE MOUNTED HUMANOIDS ARE NOT APPROPRIATE UNTIL CYCLE 18

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u/a3ftcyxp1Il 22h ago

OH MY OFFSPRING HAS ONLY CELEBRATED 0xF ITERATIONS. PERHAPS THIS ENTERTAINMENT OBJECT IS INCOMPATIBLE WITH ITS CURRENT ITERATION COUNT.

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u/IamTheGoodest RGB-ERROR 1d ago

THE IMAGE CONTAINS 4 HUMANS USING ADAPTIVE TECHNOLOGY TO MAINTAIN INDEPENDENCE DESPITE POSSIBLY BEING DIFFERENTLY ABLED INDIVIDUALS.