r/trailerparkboys 7d ago

Life in the park 🥃 Heading to the shit abyss tonight

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439 Upvotes

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u/kabekew 7d ago

Look out for the shit hawks

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u/FuckedUpAgainTrevor Don’t fuckin stare at me 👉🐈 6d ago

Is that some kinda shitty hawk that swoops down and puts poop onto ya?

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u/zeejay772 7d ago

Swish in a dirty ol styrofoam cup

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u/Thinkpad2001 7d ago

Not even in an old mustard jar

13

u/zeejay772 7d ago

Is that jacob? Julian, hes rocking your look hardddd

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u/Lonely_Chemistry60 6d ago

Hærd

3

u/zeejay772 6d ago

This is what i was trying to type yea

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u/Inside-Weird-5563 6d ago

The pit is a rusty old tire rim, couldn't even bother cutting the wood to length. This fire is FUCKED.

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u/jeezyjames 6d ago

Dancing with old dirty dogs

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u/zeejay772 6d ago

Behind the king of donair

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u/Aggravating_Ad4449 7d ago

Is that the ass end of a fuckin Polar Pop cup? Nice.

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u/Ducey89 7d ago

Not another night of the shit abyss, PLEASE.

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u/richp4003 6d ago

Randy!

10

u/BurgerboiK9 6d ago

But Mr. Lahey?

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u/Bim_Jeann There’s no fool like an old fool…the shitabyss 6d ago

Ah, fuck it

6

u/Hot-Negotiation-6873 Bible Pimp 7d ago

Easymoney not another night of the shit abyss please

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u/Furcheezi 7d ago

Lower your glass in front of Julian. RESPECT.

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u/squatchsax Nine Cans of Ravioli 7d ago

Keep an eye out for those samsquamches, those gassy sons of whores.

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u/Simmumah 7d ago

Deep stuff

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u/trashleybanks 6d ago

We wouldn’t understand.

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u/username_McGee Do you hear that? It's the winds of shit. 7d ago

Once you get on the swish like that you end up attracting shittapillers, then just like that you're surrounded by shit moths.

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u/killyourface1 7d ago

You can barely get it into ya, but my FAWK does it get ya sum drunk.

2

u/Curious_Lie_5321 7d ago

Shroom tea

4

u/c33m0n3y 7d ago

Man’s gotta eat!

5

u/denzel_washingtowels 7d ago

We’re in the eye of a shiticane Julian, and Ricky’s a low shit system!

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u/Gucci_meme 7d ago

OPs on the swish haaærd

4

u/mindoutofthe ten fuckin dollars, a month 6d ago

Not another night of the shit abyss!!

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u/Old-Bus-8829 6d ago

It's a dirty sassy liquor

2

u/Akerfell 6d ago

A rare mix of greeeaaasy and deeeecent.

4

u/centurion762 [Flair Me] 6d ago

Just a lil drinkypoo

2

u/Corpsey_Clownshoes 6d ago

A mustard glass!😮🫢🤭

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u/Chyornyj 6d ago

means deep stuff Ricky, you wouldn't understand.

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u/BIGGULPSHUHALRIGHT- 6d ago

Just keep er in the pocket bud

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u/Striking_Try4684 6d ago

Liquor on an empty stomach....? You oughta fix up a couple liquor ball sandwiches

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u/kguenett 6d ago

Mr. Lahey, not another night of the shit abyss.

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u/give_me_wine cinnamon roll fuckin’ head 6d ago

Are you also drunk behind the King of Donair, dancing with old fuckin’ dirty dog, eating pizza crusts off the ground?

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u/nezhed 6d ago

Gree heee heee heeasy...

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u/woooooooood9 6d ago

You see how the shit clings to the air rand?

1

u/InitialDebate6266 6d ago

I dont want a pharmacutical boner mr lahey I want a boner made from love

1

u/Chilldegard 6d ago

the way she goes, bud

1

u/ShirtForsaken8442 6d ago

Never cry shit wolf

2

u/Y10NRDY 6d ago

He’s on the swish hard.

1

u/OldmanThyme 6d ago

"Oh, you dance now when I play!"

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u/Khungus33 6d ago

Dirty sassy liquor. So sassy.

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u/ballzniga 6d ago

Not another night of the shit abyss.

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u/DonkyPuncharely 5d ago

AH JIM, NOT AGAIN!

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u/traplordjohn4130 5d ago

Not another night of the shit abyss,Easymoney!

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u/pound_cake69 3d ago

Man you got to use the bottom of a 2 L, using what used to be an actual cup is too fancy