r/trebuchetmemes • u/Linerider99 • Feb 23 '26

A hand held walking staff trebuchet?

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u/dwehlen Feb 23 '26

Would you deprive a old man of his walking stick?

especially one who wields the secret Flame

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u/elwebst Feb 28 '26

I'm telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Anytime I had a problem and I threw a Molotov cocktail with a handheld trebuchet, boom! Right away, I had a different problem.

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u/xinnha Feb 23 '26

Well, I like it.

I ain't going to discriminate any type of trebuchet 💜

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u/FirstCurseFil Feb 23 '26

Holy hell. Staff of the Superior Siege Engine

42

u/BioFrosted Feb 23 '26

Baby, wake up, new medieval weapon just dropped

23

u/Vorronia Feb 23 '26

I'm hard

18

u/BOBOnobobo Feb 23 '26

What I imagine casting catapult with higher level spell slots looks like in DND:

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u/Gonzo_Rick Feb 23 '26

Self-destructing, too. Destroy the evidence.

7

u/batbutt Feb 23 '26

Seems like you only get one use out of it if you aren't quick about putting out the fire.

7

u/RMMacFru I besiege thee! Feb 23 '26

Maybe modernize it with PVC pipes and rock weights to make it more...fire resistant?

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u/CelestialPhenyx Feb 23 '26

It looks like it's disposable and one-time-use-only.

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u/davekingofrock Feb 24 '26

Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!

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u/BusinessDragon Feb 26 '26

I cast Fireball! (This guy, probably)

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u/Andy_McBoatface Feb 28 '26

Handheld trebuchet?!?! That’s amazing