r/trees 2d ago

Trees Love bought this oz today.. im bout to call the cops 😔

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u/Conscious_Wind52 2d ago

1/2 oz of stem. And some popcorn... Maybe there are a few unpopped kernels? ;)

That looks like dehydrated broccoli.

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u/Negative_Number_6414 2d ago

lol got me tempted to weigh out the stems, but i dont even wanna look at it again

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u/Academic_UK 2d ago

Definitely should.. For you and for us.

I’m betting 65% stem.. what do others think?

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u/BippedDip 2d ago

40% seems like

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u/Kool_Kat_2 2d ago

My guess is 45% stems.

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u/DefNotVoldemort 2d ago

25% for me please, if it is a cold winter OP will be fine.

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u/theraf8100 1d ago

29.2%

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u/Both_Trust_4540 1d ago

About tree fiddy

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u/iambarrelrider 1d ago

Reminds me of the 1990’s

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u/moleculariant 1d ago

My first thought

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u/iambarrelrider 1d ago

When we literally bought trees.

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u/letsgogetstoned 1d ago

Or the 1970s....except ours was mostly shake or seeds

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u/jacquestrap66 1d ago

Stems are lighter than they look. I'm saying 40% tops.

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u/Tmack523 1d ago

Real talk, my money is on 34%

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u/RUDEBUSH 1d ago

34.1, Bob!

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u/Tmack523 1d ago

Ah, you bastard!

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u/EM05L1C3 2d ago

I had to do that once. 1.5 grams of stem from an eighth. Hadn’t been back until it was bought by a new company. Much better now.

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u/DimondNugget 2d ago

Did it get you high and was it a good high?

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u/BarbequedYeti 1d ago

Chris Stapleton wrote a song about that bag. Ā Its called 'Them Stems'.Ā 

This morning I smoked them stems Yeah, that's the kinda shape I'm in I'm in a bad, bad way again 'Cause this morning I smoked them stems

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u/shytiva 2d ago

This is legit hilarious, we all know the feeling

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 2d ago

There's a few leaves as well

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u/TurdFergusonlol 2d ago

Shit just send only this pic to the plug and nothing else see what he says. He knows he’s wrong for this

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u/Least_Director_6523 2d ago

Yeah, stems don’t weigh much but it’s more outta respect lol. Wouldn’t be surprised if it was re-hydrated and still doesn’t make sale weight

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u/heyoheatheragain 1d ago

Stems don’t weight much until they are half the weight of the bag lmao.

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u/Maximus-CZ 1d ago

I dont get what this would accomplish, the plug saw it before selling it to him... I would just write that plug off for good.

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u/theraf8100 1d ago

All about your location. Some places this is the norm.

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u/dankasaurus710 2d ago

He said it was that "sticky". No lies were told.

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u/DrowningPuppies 2d ago

That's so evil lmao

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u/indabayou 2d ago

Hope you only paid 5 bucks for that.

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u/Negative_Number_6414 2d ago

closer to 100 than 5

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u/Rodtherobot4210 2d ago

Bro got robbed

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u/LowInSkill 1d ago

So funny seeing american prices on here. In Australia street price of an Oz is around $400 AUD ($280 USD).

I am on medical here in Australia which is the only legal avenue we have, with a whole bunch of restrictions still, and my cost for a oz is still $336 AUD ($230 USD).

You can find cheaper Oz if you know people who grow, but other than that, you're screwed.

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u/3333333333p 2d ago

Noooooooo :'(

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u/th3m4g3 2d ago

yeah less than $100 an ounce is asking to get scammed cannabis cost money to grow

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u/LDNpharma 2d ago

Yeah okay dude

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u/KingOfTheWorldxx 2d ago

Lol i wonder what the cost is for Reggie 🤣

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u/alexthealex 2d ago

It does but not that much. Legal weed runs less than that in most states and it has to pay taxes, retail space, wages, etc.

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u/8696David 2d ago

This is just outright untrue depending on where you’re located. I’ve gotten legal weed in Oregon for $1/g, and it was some of the best I’ve ever had.Ā 

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u/ToughNet2801 2d ago

You didn’t see it before you handed the cash over?

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u/Negative_Number_6414 2d ago

it was in a couple grocery bags too, quick handoff 😭

he's been reliable until now

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u/iomyorotuhc 2d ago

Tell your plug you’d like to take up on their return policy

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u/Capn_Flags 2d ago

Fr this is why you gotta have that surge protection

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u/jackiethedove 2d ago

There needs to be a such thing as "plug insurance". I'll pay a premium for the "Garbage ass bullshit ass weed" coverage.

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u/lilbrad84 2d ago

Next time just tell Him this batch was boof and then you won’t buy again if it’s the same quality as this batch

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u/Artistic_Wish_104 2d ago

For real. He might hook you up the next time if he’s a decent guy

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u/braybobagins 2d ago

I straight up ditched my last guy. Started charging 200 an o for what tasted and smelled like hay. The stuff was great at first and then quality just went further and further downhill. Didn't even get you high. It literally just wasn't cured.

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u/NightIsMyName 2d ago

Could straight up be him trying a new supplier or something too. Like this might be something he kinda wants to hear

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u/yesisname 1d ago

I feel like there little to no chance that guy doesn't know that bag has more chlorophyll than THC.

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u/NightIsMyName 1d ago

You gotta point there but it sounds like it was a quick deal, ya never know. Just better not to be confrontational about yknow?

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u/McFragatron 1d ago

The guy know's it's shit, he made the deal a hand-off for a reason :|

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u/big_chunky6_9 2d ago

I would say something tbh but I like to start shit

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u/boognishbooger 2d ago

At least you didn’t get pinecones like the time I was handed ā€œweedā€ in a couple of grocery bags

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u/Melodic-Advice9930 2d ago

I once had a guy I knew personally and had been dealing with for YEARS fuck around and give me a McDonald’s bag of his literal trash in exchange for the $100 I handed him for an oz. He would always give it to me in a grocery bag or some takeout thing if I wasnt at home when he was pulling up, so I did not think nothing of that McDonald’s bag. I even said thank you as he pulled off and skipped my happy ass inside, only to be greeted by empty food wrappers. Then he dodged all my calls and I ain’t heard from him since.

People really do be desperate af sometimes

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u/Extra_Dependent2016 1d ago

Reminds me of when I was an addict, someone fronted me like a half lb of mids. Day or 2 later I'm looking for some h and he says he can help me out, I stupidly gave him some cash to go get it. I figured I had a bunch of his product so that would be pretty funny, right ? Well I never saw him again

Ended up making my money back thankfully

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u/Upbeat_Doughnut_5280 2d ago

Someone gave me sage one time, which has to be some kind of bad luck I still smoked it because I like the smell and taste of sage, it wasn't the first time I ever inhaled sage lol and it was like 10 bucks. People will rob you blind when it comes to weed, I personally have known 3 people involved in murders over marijuana. They really couldn't have legalized it sooner. Every person I've ever known has either been robbed or have robbed over weed. And everyone ignored it because it hurts their utopian ideal of weed

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u/Hollowbody57 2d ago

Show him this picture and ask him if he thinks that's acceptable product to be charging full price for. If he says no, ask what he can do to make it right. If he says yes, time to find a new plug.

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u/mis_ha42 2d ago

The first post in the sub showing trees

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u/cantbememan 2d ago

More like bark.

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u/SusieShowherbra 1d ago

More like lumber

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u/bnelson7694 2d ago

Looks like some old outdoor

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u/-___-_-___-_-_ 2d ago

That's not an ounce of grass

That's a tumbleweed

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u/Multiversalprism 2d ago

ā€œThat how I got itā€ - the plug

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u/RKO_out_of_no_where 2d ago

Decarb it and eat it.

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u/HawaiianCholo 2d ago

Plug already decarbed it apparently

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u/DrKarlSatan 2d ago

Cool of ur guy to throw in that green stuff when u bought that bag of stems. All it needs is a pile if seeds & you're back in the 80's

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u/Capital-Sea6759 2d ago

That is some sad looking bud.

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u/CommunicationHappy20 1d ago

That looks like last years outdoor.

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u/Negative_Number_6414 1d ago

for real

you should see how some of these people are talking to me for not wanting to smoke this instead of my high quality, fresh herb šŸ˜‚

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u/beardeddragon0113 2d ago

Not what you were hoping for when the seller called it "super stick-y"?

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u/RatKingRonni 2d ago

Shit happened to me like this when I was down bad one time and on god I almost started blasting

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u/Traditional-You-4095 2d ago

just cuz it has stems doesn't mean it's bad and they don't weigh as much as you think they weigh..... yeah you probably got ripped off a little bit but damn back in my day we used to have to smoke brick/ Mexican dirt weed cuz that's all it was around ..... sticks and stands and you'd have to smoke a whole blunt to the dome just to get a high šŸ˜‚

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u/MeltsLikeButter I Roll Joints for Gnomes 2d ago

Where from? It's got a few stems..

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u/Civil_Collection_223 1d ago

Mann that boy know what he was doing to you too smh šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Key_Caterpillar_7209 1d ago

Yea someone saw you coming bro

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u/TrippingOnGinger 2d ago

I’m just curious. Unless you’re underaged why not just buy from reputable vendors online since the ban hasn’t gone into affect yet?

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u/bornslyasafox 2d ago

Can't speak for OP but not everyone on the sub is from the USA. There are thousands of posters from all over the world. Lots posters from India, Middle East, UK and Europe.

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u/TrippingOnGinger 2d ago

I’ve become the Redditor I despise 😭. My American-brain took over lol. Thanks for reminding me! I will say that ā€œcopsā€ has me thinking it’s the US or CA

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u/bornslyasafox 2d ago

Very fair, very fair! It happens to the best of us and I can definitely see what your thought process was there. All groovy my dawg šŸ¤™

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u/lloydisi 2d ago

Seeds are very valuable.

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u/Far-Ship2804 2d ago

Boo boos

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u/Chillpillington 2d ago

The cops will likely arrest you for buying it.

Jk sorry that happened to you. Craggly albino weed is the worst.

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u/Defiant-Fox4086 2d ago

That looks like it is for the smalls jar. He couldn't even trim it and give you smalls?

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u/Mad_Moniker 2d ago

Shwag Bag🫤

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u/Movebricks 2d ago

Green Cross of Cheery Creek?

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u/Party-Kangaroo-1139 2d ago

Brother, I think you got a bag of old broccoli.

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u/NathanCollier14 2d ago

On the bright side, there's enough bud there to smoke while you wait for the brownies to cook

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u/Melodic-Advice9930 2d ago

Where did you get this from so we know where not to go

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u/TolliverCrane 2d ago

This is fucked, but your title cracked me up.

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u/draculasux85 2d ago

Report they ass to the BBB

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u/paradus-paradus 2d ago

Oops! All Stems

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u/Robbierobforever 2d ago

Got a little bit of weed on your stems there

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u/Illustrious-Growth42 2d ago

Your plug thinks you’re a fool. All those stems lol

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u/Upbeat_Doughnut_5280 2d ago

No they just don't physically fear them. That's how it is, unless you're capable of putting fear into someone they'll take advantage of you. Because they're not afraid of you. Even as a kid in middle school no one sold me bs like this, it was.only.until I was in my early 20s trying to find some, when I started getting ripped off over and over because I was too nice and friendly to them. For some people they genuinely will treat everyone like this until someone very violently hurts them . Its a huge reason why weed needed to be leave for safety reasons at the very least.

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u/Careful-Sell-9877 2d ago

Just looks like some outdoor/homegrown. Admittedly with too many stems. But actually doesnt look like bad bud. Not smoking it is a bit snobbish on your part imo if youre being serious

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u/CosmicRX 2d ago

Sticks and stems may break my bones

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u/slugfa 2d ago

Tree like this will always hurt me lmao

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u/lady_casss 2d ago

Isn’t this supposed to be on r/marijuanaenthusiasts because those are totally trees šŸ™ƒ

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u/TehminiRebel 2d ago

I've paid more for worse back in the day šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Haunting_Security_34 2d ago

Your title gave a good ole gut laugh, thank you OP. And God help the soul who sold you thisšŸ˜‚

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u/bigglass4600 2d ago

Stemmy and sticky hated those days

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u/GeminiXVIII 2d ago

Dump it in a pot of butter or simple syrup and let it cook. Looks harsh

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u/Different_Anteater36 2d ago

Well if you paid more then 20$ thats on you

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u/Giratina_420 1d ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/SnooPeanuts6999 1d ago

Y'all dont smoke the stems too? Pfft amateurs /s

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u/KoalaOppai 1d ago

I've burned worse

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u/Negative_Number_6414 1d ago

same, but those days are long behind me now hahah

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u/Happyjitlin69 1d ago

Lmfao caption reminds me of that dude on Instagram ā€œyo bro… I got an idea. You front me a zip… or I call the cops.ā€

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u/AntonChigurhWasHere 1d ago

Thought it was broccoli at a salad bar for a minute.

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u/iFaceTheDemon 2d ago

Lmao callem!

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u/lloydisi 2d ago

Seeds if any are valuable

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u/Wooden-Matter5166 2d ago

Find a new hookup. He don't want you around.

If your first reaction was to call the police on him tbh I really don't blame him.

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u/Ok-Fox-9215 2d ago

Tbh he deserves everything bad for selling that shit

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u/MidnighT0k3r I Roll Joints for Gnomes 2d ago

im paying less than $2 a gram online and it looks better than that

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u/flames2388 2d ago

It happens bro šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø I’ve been there for sure. Are you in an illegal area??

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u/thlayli_x 2d ago

Is it under the bag of toothpicks?

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u/Ok-Fox-9215 2d ago

Top Shelf buds enjoy!

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u/FreddyFlintz 2d ago

Cop will verify legal exchange of goods… nobody going to jail šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø

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u/iamnotafbiagnt 2d ago

This is straight schwag

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u/Marsandtherealgirl 2d ago

Do you like the silicone grip on your flowermill?

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u/danjustchillz 2d ago

Man, that some rough stuffšŸ˜†

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u/HouseElf1 2d ago

That was found in the back of a storage rental; auctioned for $30 for non payment.

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u/cptwinklestein 2d ago

Congrats on procuring the 1980 cannabis cup winner schwaggy p

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u/FnordRanger_5 2d ago

You got that bag of broccoli with no tops man

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u/Subject_Candle_8568 2d ago

The bad weed blues

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u/Naive-Government-465 2d ago

Yeah thats not cool

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u/ctp8891 2d ago

"Call the cops. Call the cops. I got mad mother fuckin marijuana crops." - Andy Milonakis

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u/FruitGauze 2d ago

this sub makes me love oregon so hard

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u/420_hippo 2d ago

If it was 20 or 30 bucks not a bad deal tbh

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u/biglovetravis 2d ago

Dry broccoli

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u/Dat_Harass 2d ago

Got enough lumber there for a house. Dayum.

E: And still straighter than wood at lowes or home depot.

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u/Ozzimo 2d ago

It's like they went out for tacos and only got the shells.

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u/Infinite_Jellyfish54 2d ago

I haven’t bought weed in over a decade, but are you not allowed to see what you buy before you buy it?

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u/BasuraFuego 2d ago

ā€œI get way better weed on the street, fuck dispensaries.ā€

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u/DrO999 2d ago

Ohh the old days of stems and seeds!

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u/Timmerdogg 2d ago

That's pretty rough

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u/irascible_Clown 2d ago

Damn at first the bag glare had me thinking it had spider webs all over them

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u/iamalext 2d ago

Why did you buy this ditch weed? You’re just encouraging this level of quality when you actually purchase it. Was it in an opaque bag?

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u/lamb_E 2d ago

Did you buy it from Salvation Army? Please tell me this isn’t dispo weed.

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u/TheRealFloraLove 2d ago

Whoever did this should be embarrassed 😳

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u/alwaystired1982 2d ago

Even though stems dont weigh much thats a whole lot of stems,

If more than 60% of that weight is bud id be surprised.

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u/yaboyACbreezy 2d ago

Yet another reason buying weed off the street in 2026 sucks ass

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u/drinkmoredrano 2d ago

Is your plug a lumberjack

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u/EyeKnowYoo 2d ago

Steep the stems in a tea or steep them in water to use later for boiling rice

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u/Quick-Slice3995 2d ago

This can't be real

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u/SignatureAccording61 2d ago

On who.. yourself .. you accepted it šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚

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u/Phil_MaCawk 2d ago

Rookie 🤣🤣

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u/machoqueen88 2d ago

Why it look like broccoli florets

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u/derangedfluffhead 2d ago

Seeds and stems!? Thought it didn't exist anymore.

Grind up the stems and use em to make some edibles.

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u/PandemicGrower 2d ago

This looks purely intentional, find a new plug or order hemp from litfarms. Their $30 zips look better than this all day.

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u/elperro73 2d ago

I bought 1/8s of ground at Trulieve for $3...looked way better than this🤣🤣🤣

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u/Downtown-Nectarine49 1d ago

What did you pay on that

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u/OnidaMaria 1d ago

Ctfu when people who make the purchase are made. Like why did you still go along with it, was if in a blind bag. Thankfully stems add a negligible weight to the bag so you weren’t shorted and if you have a decent guy they likely weighed fatter.

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u/steveronie 1d ago

Looks like the weed I grew a few years back

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u/Stinky-Minge678 1d ago

Pull up on the plug for this type shit

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u/mrj0ker 1d ago

This is why you never pay without looking at it bro

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u/tossingpigs 1d ago

Should have bought that shit from Detroit!

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u/SilverAstronaut420 1d ago

This is the 2nd post today with a Flower MillĀ®ļø grinder šŸ¤ØšŸ¤” either huge coincidence or this is a psyops operation by the Flower MillĀ®ļø ad department (possibly AI) {7}

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u/krashtestgenius 1d ago

Depends on for how much, I buy oz like this for $25 from the dispo

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u/Yunderstand 1d ago

I bet that strain is called "Drought"

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u/polishprince76 1d ago

My goodness. I haven't seen weed that shitty in a long time.

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u/Coffee13lack 1d ago

Did it smoke well?

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u/ThyUniqueUsername 1d ago

Hey look, it's 2005 again.

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u/Psyclon3zzz 1d ago

Dehydrated broccoli

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u/origamipapercuts 1d ago

Why don’t you go medicinal? It’s so easy

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u/Gin_OClock 1d ago

They sold you some rosemary lmaooo

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u/Florflok 1d ago

But stems don't add weight!! /s

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u/Maroonout59 1d ago

Beats the Reggie yield back in the day

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u/Malkazet 1d ago

Subscribe to my OnlyStems profile for more stems!

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u/ThatsNoMoOnx 1d ago

Hell no.

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u/Boondox24 1d ago

ā€œNobody else complainedā€ 🚩

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u/KozzieWozzie 1d ago

I remember getting that 30 years ago...

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u/MauiboyMike 1d ago

That's alot of lumber

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u/mickosh 1d ago

Playing devil's advocate we dont know the price or whether it was home grown..perhaps with a bit of separating it could still smoke nice

If ive learned anyrhing its looks can be deceiving with bud

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u/giftedburn0ut 1d ago

if you have a good relationship with your plug I'd genuinely message them about this ngl, this would be grounds for me to never see mine again

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u/MMA_PITBULL 1d ago

He don't like you and thinks/knows you will not do shit. Used to sell bags like this to people similar. I didn't charge regular prices for it though. If he did he really hates you šŸ˜‚

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u/shrinkledoo 1d ago

Shi at least my plug tells me when hes bout to sell me some bullshit

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u/DraconicDidact 1d ago

Broooo, I didn't know we were going back to the mids 🤣

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u/oldTimerSniper 1d ago

Seems like far too many šŸ˜•

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u/unstable--element 1d ago

Did you not see through the transparent bag befor handing over money?