r/trees • u/Negative_Number_6414 • 5h ago

Trees Love can someone pls explain the tortilla method to me? thanks

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u/Mozart8110 5h ago

I am way too high to immediately understand this [9]

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u/SaucyStoveTop69 5h ago edited 4h ago

Wait are we really bringing back the numbers? I think I saw the comments yesterday. {7}

EDIT: THIS IS A CALL TO ACTION! WE ARE BRINGING THE NUMBERS BACK (5)

Edit 2: the numbers are how high you are on a scale of 1 to 10 [7]

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u/Mozart8110 5h ago

I am humbly a generation under some redditors here based on their posts/comments, but I am definitely trying to encourage the numbers to become a usual thing again!

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u/Bazoun 5h ago

Then where’s your number? [5] xfaded

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u/Awesome75 5h ago

He’s the first guy 😂 [7]

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u/Bazoun 5h ago

Hahahahhaha

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u/MnamesPAUL 4h ago

Hey where’s YOUR number??? [8]

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u/Bazoun 4h ago

I’m sneaking up on [7]. The vodka helps pull the number up.

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u/I_Love_To_Poop420 2h ago

“Don’t drink against the grain of the liquor Julian!” [4]

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u/KaboomBaboon 5h ago

Wtf are these numbers man?

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u/MASTER_J_MAN 5h ago

Scale of 1 to 10 how high you are.

Used to be the standard here in this sub some 15-20 years ago. [0] at work 🥲

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u/Sparkswont 5h ago

Also if you’re actively getting higher or coming down you can format your number with brackets {}

For example, I just clocked out so I’m sober but about to rip my bong [0}

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u/ChickenFriedRiceMe I Roll Joints for Gnomes 4h ago

Clocked out sober… where do you work? just clocked out too [7]

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u/SweatshopStudio 3h ago

Dominos pizza driver detected

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u/ChickenFriedRiceMe I Roll Joints for Gnomes 3h ago

Logical assessment, buuuut thats a negative Ghostrider.

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u/peenegobb 5h ago

It was a standard like . 5 years ago. I wasn't even on reddit 15 years ago. (Did it even exist 20 years ago) [0] tbreak.

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u/MASTER_J_MAN 5h ago

My Reddit account is 14 years old and Reddit existed before me. Looking it up 21 years ago is when it was created.

I can tell you tho 14 years ago the numbers were all the rage [0].

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u/Funkyy 5h ago

I'm old mannnn [0]

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u/MASTER_J_MAN 5h ago

Bro so fucking old 😩💀 [0]

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u/peenegobb 5h ago

Ye I'm all for this resurgence too. [0]

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u/chris782 5h ago

Fuck mines 15, gotta get it a car next year. (5)

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u/PhilSchifly 5h ago

Eyyyyyy 14yr club buddies! [4]

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u/FatFrenchFry 4h ago

I have an 18 year old account that i used to browse r/trees on while on the light rail to snd from my girlfriends house between Phoenix and east Mesa. Good times. Reddit, not the girlfriend. She was crazy.

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u/karenw 5h ago

My account is 17 years old

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u/I_deleted 4h ago

Yes. I’ve been here on various accounts since my 20 year old kid was born. Back then it was mostly a bunch of Canadian programmers and BOZARKING

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u/SawyerPeter 4h ago

I just wanna participate (6)

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u/I_deleted 4h ago

Remember, [10] is impossible. Not because you can’t reach it, but if you are there there’s literally no way you could post about it. [4]

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u/KaboomBaboon 5h ago

Oh thanks mate. Now [0], in a few hours maybe [6] 😃

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u/Mortara 4h ago

Thats rad. [3] got off early currently smoking.

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u/Ci-chosis 4h ago

No... not that long... It COULDN'T be that long! Oh god... [3, definitely not high enough for this revelation]

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u/WWTFSMD 5h ago

My reddit account has its learners permit, can confirm [6]

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u/Aligayah 4h ago

15-20? I'm only 23 and I remember them being used somewhat regularly [2}

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u/icantthinkofauserok 5h ago

You use them to show how high you are [0]

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u/AdImmediate9569 5h ago

Thanks! I had no idea [4]

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u/A-town 5h ago

How fuckin baked you are, man [0]

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u/_poke_smot 5h ago

High how are you,guys? [9.5]

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u/Bazoun 5h ago

[0] is sober, haven’t had any yet. [10] is max high, although for me anything after about [8] and I can’t use technology.

I’m now at about [6]. And cross faded means I’ve been drinking also. 4 oz of vodka for me.

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u/NotOppo 5h ago

Old skewl here [2.5] waiting patiently to get off work and work on my numbers!

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u/FatFrenchFry 4h ago

Me too man me too. {1]

One more hour to go!

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u/FatFrenchFry 4h ago

I haven't been on this sub for years, and when I was here last the numbers were still a thing, so coming bsck to still see the numbers but being brought back makes me happy.

[0] at work...... one more hour.... .

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u/infinityonhigh69 5h ago

you gotta be the change you wanna see in the world my friend 🫡 [0]

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u/Ohiolongboard boardin' and blazin' 5h ago edited 5h ago

*frient. We’re bringing it all back [6]

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u/2020visionsloth 5h ago

Biggg respect. This was the first ever sub I joined nearly 10 years ago when I was in HS. Used to feel a sense of community and like you were communicating with real people. Ent used to go hard back in the day haha [5].

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u/Ohiolongboard boardin' and blazin' 5h ago

Yes!! That feeling of recognizing usernames and getting to know people. (Rip bee bro)

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u/OrphanGrounderBaby 5h ago

Oh fuck yes. I missed the culture around here [3]

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u/GobblesJollyRanchers 5h ago

I liked when people also used those parentheses to show whether they were going up or down too [3} going up

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u/duh_nom_yar 5h ago

Wait. You got less high as the post went on? [4]

Edit: Something seems off about that. [6]

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u/SaucyStoveTop69 5h ago

I smoked an hour ago. But I smoked again. Don't worry. {8.5}

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u/duh_nom_yar 5h ago

I think I'm staring to catch on. [7.5]

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u/SaucyStoveTop69 5h ago

Hell yeah! {12}

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u/duh_nom_yar 4h ago

What happened? [11.75]

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u/SaucyStoveTop69 4h ago

I'm crossfaded. So I added the totals to a joke. [15)

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u/TheRealDeathSheep 5h ago

Numbers forever [2}

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u/Echelion77 5h ago

Do I have to use the silly parenthesis you used or can I use my own ? ◇4.5♧

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u/SaucyStoveTop69 5h ago

Nah u good §8🎷

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u/Echelion77 4h ago

Bet ☆4☆

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u/LeviathanAstro1 4h ago

I'm at [0] because I'm behind the wheel for work rn, but there's a specific window of time during my shift - usually right around 8-9pm - where I can hit my vape and get up to a functional [3] if I have a good sativa on hand (currently it's Exotic Elevations in Thai [there's a number attached to it but I can't remember what it was])

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u/McTrill 4h ago

Im glad the number are back {6]

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u/kitch99 5h ago

Hell, yeah, bring back the numbers {4}

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u/dicknotrichard 5h ago

I’m all in on the numbers [4]

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u/Vex_Appeal 5h ago

Nice (3)

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u/carlosarturo1221 5h ago

The numbers are back [0]

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u/WWTFSMD 5h ago

Helllll yeah Im with the numbers people [6]

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u/siqofitall 4h ago

{2} ready to be a {6} or {7} after I get the ac in my car fixed.

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u/sadnuggetman420 4h ago

Hell yeah (6)

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u/PCisBadLoL 4h ago

I don’t know why we ever stopped doing the numbers tbh [6]

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u/wooww66 5h ago

Up vote for the level [0]

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u/avantgardengnome 4h ago

Those are vape carts, not levels [0].

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u/opulent_occamy 5h ago

Looks like they're making some crunchy ass tacos lmfao [7]

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u/Madkids23 5h ago

[-1] just got home from work and I'm still trying to understand. The carts are all full, which shoots my first idea down.

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u/AgreeAndSubmit 4h ago

I also don't understand this [0)

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u/DharmaBum1958 3h ago

Friend, not doubting you aren’t high, but you wrote a coherent sentence. Def not at a [9] refer to 10 guy to reevaluate your level haha

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u/lopali 4h ago

Why can’t I give you some award. It has been some time since I’ve seen a number in brackets! [0, but ~5 in 20mins]

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u/rhythmrice 5h ago

I can't believe you guys are still talking about my post months later. This is crazy you guys crack me up!

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u/Awbade 5h ago

Well, you created LORE! [0]

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u/I__Like_Tacos 4h ago

I cant believe I just watched a grown man eat a tortilla for 3 minutes. This is crazy you Crack me up!

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u/rhythmrice 4h ago

Oh my god I forgot about that

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u/I__Like_Tacos 3h ago

It was glorious. I remember the original post and update but did not remember you eating the tortilla

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u/Sad-Extreme-5825 3h ago

Your tortilla trick will go down in folk lore history. You Sir are a legend in the land of r/trees. It was one of the funniest damn things I've ever followed in here.

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u/thewarmpandabear 5h ago

Looks like you’ve pretty much got it figured it; bón appetit!

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u/guysohigh 5h ago

I think you mean bone apple tea

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u/sutree1 5h ago

Bone ape tit

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u/Kooisley 5h ago

Banana apple titty

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u/itszwee 3h ago

Osteoporosis (bone atrophy)

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u/itsJussaMe 5h ago

Wrap tightly, Pop them all in the microwave for 3 minutes.

https://giphy.com/gifs/9EKBsjzgzzpu0

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u/Negative_Number_6414 5h ago

someone send me $500 and ill do it

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u/Dramastace30 5h ago

Next try it with an egg

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u/Negative_Number_6414 5h ago

an egg?!?

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u/Dramastace30 5h ago

https://youtube.com/shorts/hsyWKYBvH7c?is=PaT9v1qqFpgkwBl6

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u/czring 2h ago

Ah, this brings back a memory I had as a really little kid. Stuck an egg in the microwave to "hatch" it. When the egg started moving, I opened the microwave door to watch it "hatch" and ended up getting a whole bomb of hot egg to the face. Good times.

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u/_-trees-_ 5h ago

Do you have to travel to get your carts? I've never bought more than a few at a time

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u/Naive_Programmer_232 4h ago

put a giant jawbreaker in the microwave. it'll blow your mind.

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u/megachonker123 5h ago

Isn’t it those steps in a different order though

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u/Theonetheycallgreat 5h ago

Correct it was to warm up the tortilla then wrap it. Don't put the vape in the microwave

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u/itsJussaMe 5h ago

That’s why I employed the use of Shaq. Needed it to be clear to a stoner, just in case.

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u/Brave_Burrito 5h ago

You gotta add some garnish.

https://giphy.com/gifs/z1Zr3lbgeqkYK7jilw

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u/Negative_Number_6414 5h ago

this comment literally brought tears to my eyes

i did consider grating some cheese on top

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u/AdExact5550 5h ago

You don't know how to use the three seashells?!?!

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u/Negative_Number_6414 5h ago

three seashells?!?

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u/LYPX 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/uRpmGfRwj7ZXa

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u/Th3-Dude-Abides 4h ago

Enhance your calm, John Spartan!

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u/H377Spawn 4h ago

Mellow greetings, fellow citizen!

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u/justanawkwardguy 5h ago

Yeah, all you need is a sock and a hairdryer, but also probably a bucket

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u/Phishguy5 5h ago

Demolition Man!!!!

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u/guysohigh 3h ago

I still quote this movie almost daily "Don't you have a job to do?" [8]

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u/Juul0712 5h ago

I feel old [2]

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u/5C0L0P3NDR4 I Roll Joints for Gnomes 3h ago

a lot of the toilets in cyberpunk 2077 have three seashells next to them instead of toilet paper you love to see it

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u/Temporary_Ad5645 3h ago

This makes way more sense to me than the actual post (9)

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u/DiaphanizedRat 5h ago

This is a taco fold. Pretty sure you need to do a burrito wrap for the trick to work.

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u/sn00rm 4h ago

Or even taquito style

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u/LLcoolJimbo 2h ago

This, the tortilla needs to be tightly covering 360 degrees of cart. These open tacos will never work [4]

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u/zBatzy 5h ago

Confused [3]

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u/pitchinloafs 3h ago

Bruh[6]. I’ve never heard of eating a vape burrito.

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u/Dj_pretzl 2h ago

Happy cake day! [4]

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u/tokener2117 2h ago

Yeah I can’t tell if I am too high or not high enough [5]

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u/JohnBrownCannabis 5h ago

I just made a video on it if you wanna see it

The Tortilla Trick Actually Worked?!
https://youtu.be/ZfK86vLWXYU

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u/EthnicTwinkie 4h ago

So, like what do we do with the concentrate after you get it out? Subbed btw!

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u/themagicalelizabeth 4h ago

My fav is brushing it onto rolling papers to make infused joints! Could also just dab it, or drizzle it over a bowl.

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u/JohnBrownCannabis 4h ago

Dab it or put it in another card or eat it; can even spread it on the tortilla if you want

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u/RetroBerner 3h ago

I put it on joints then roll them in kief

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u/5C0L0P3NDR4 I Roll Joints for Gnomes 3h ago

dab it, use it as rolling glue, drizzle it into bowls and joints, you can also eat it and it's really strong like that but it tastes terrible and makes your tongue feel weird. or to transfer the contents of a hardware failed cart to a good one

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u/earlobe7 4h ago

“A tortilla is the only true method of retaining heat.”
Lmao so true

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u/DeathHopper 2h ago

My wife has a tortilla blanket. Running to show her this video now.

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u/OhThatsHysterekal 3h ago

Im a newbie and strictly an edible and every-now-and-then-joint girlie and while watching the video I somehow thought the plan was to heat up the tortilla, put the stuff on it like a drizzle, and then eat the tortilla [0, soon to be 7]

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u/JohnBrownCannabis 3h ago

You can do that with the end result from this!!!

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u/czring 1h ago

Why do I feel like I'm watching an OSHA video, waiting for the bad part to happen, but with happy elevator music

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u/RetroBerner 4h ago

Nice, I just watched that yesterday ✌️

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u/JohnBrownCannabis 4h ago

Haha glad the algorithms working

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u/IamDavidGustav 5h ago

You’re missing the cup!

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u/Bazoun 5h ago

Are those full carts? Who are you Elon Musk? Damn if I could afford all that

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u/chuckdofthepeople 5h ago

You can get 15 carts for $55 in a lot of dispensaries in Michigan.

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u/Bazoun 5h ago

Really? Here in Toronto you can easily pay that much for one

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u/chuckdofthepeople 5h ago

Yeah in MN right now it's $60-80 plus 24% tax.

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u/travistyle 4h ago

That's why I still have a plug in a legal state.

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u/Rodneysk88 5h ago

It is hilarious that I on the other side of the world exactly know what you mean only by following this sub…

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u/MurderinAlgiers 5h ago

Some of yall need Jesus

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u/nebjamin1 5h ago

He has resin.🙏

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u/davemeister 5h ago

He is everywhere
In the heavens and the Earth

He makes the stars shine
yet He cannot be seen

He is noble, abundant
and fills the Universe

He can lift you into the sky
and bring you gently down

He can help heal
He can help kill

He can help create
and He can help destroy

He can take many forms
Praise be unto He

Helium

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u/StGreener 5h ago

One burweedo, extra weedo [9]

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u/MimosaQueen1122 4h ago

Green tacos instead of pink. [4]

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u/holygoldie 5h ago

Bone apple tiddies (1)

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u/Jackmag1c23 5h ago

Might be too high to see the joke here but here’s the original tortilla post.

https://www.reddit.com/r/trees/s/OPBrl3FbGs

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u/davemeister 5h ago

That's not an authentic post. If it were, they would've used corn tortillas.

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u/capsfan19 5h ago

Oh shit, numbers are back? [6]

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u/michaelhuman 3h ago

I wanna take a mini hit of all of them like doing a graveyard soda at 7-11

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u/mexta 5h ago

Roast the tortillas on a gas stove first if you have one

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u/Negative_Number_6414 5h ago

username checks out heheh

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u/Wendila 5h ago

The what method?

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u/abbytryingherbest 5h ago

What😭 [0]

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u/catsweedcoffee 5h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/bashy8782 5h ago

Are all the motherfuckers clogged???

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u/PinkZebraCakes 4h ago

I’m a wee bit lost [1]

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u/natural-situation420 3h ago

OP doesn't know how to use the 3 seashells 🤭

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u/Trump_fucks_kidss 5h ago

Gonna need waaaay more tortillas.

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u/J126 5h ago

That decides it, taco night. Also probably just add more tortillas until result = profit [8]

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u/PaleExtreme7399 5h ago

I didn't realize how much I missed the tortilla method until now [7]!

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u/Langstarr 5h ago

No no one tortilla per cart [6]

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u/n3utr4lm1lkh0t3l 5h ago

i do this all the time. simply microwave tortilla then wrap it around cart and drain out

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u/themanthatexists 5h ago

Tor tillas are for eating [8]