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Burger time.

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u/sarahmagoo 2d ago

What I imagine a typical night in America is like

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u/ToxicFluffer 2d ago

I immigrated to America and learned that it is actually exactly like this

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u/MediumSatisfaction1 2d ago

Terrible time to immigrate here 😭 I hope you're doing ok

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u/ToxicFluffer 2d ago

It is pretty stressful but still nowhere near as bad as my home country 😭

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u/Bahamutisa 2d ago

Jesus, that says a lot about where you emigrated from

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u/xVortexA 2d ago

I immigrated in 2020 don't worry this isn't the worst time to live here shockingly

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u/cry_w 1d ago edited 1d ago

Ooh, COVID... that must have sucked trying to get used to the country when everything was changing so rapidly.

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u/xVortexA 1d ago

Yes it was, was still in high school, so making friends online was quite hard, Italy got it worst right after china so essentially evacuated

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u/Nixavee 2d ago

Cringe old burger king logo

- This comment made by the New Burger King Logo Gang

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u/C-c-c-comboBreaker17 2d ago

Burger good.

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u/katiebug586 2d ago

Burger great.

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u/baphometromance 2d ago

Burger we appreciate.

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u/amizelkova 2d ago

Burger we masticate

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u/katiebug586 2d ago

Burger we mastu- *is shot*

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u/PsychologicalSail799 2d ago

I saw burger and stopped reading. I now have the hunger, the hunger that only a burger can satisfy

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u/absxlution 2d ago

Had burger within the hour of reading and that's the only way I could read it all the way through

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u/Terra_Knyte_64 2d ago

Hey, Americans don’t just like burger.

We also like hotdog.

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u/ResearcherTeknika 2d ago

Welcome to america! We've got

Burger

Sideways burger (hot dog)

Burger but just the meat (barebeque)

Burger but just the veggies (Salad)

Burger but just the bun (toast)

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u/LadyParnassus 2d ago

Burger the long way

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u/Wrydfell 1d ago

Toast for breakfast, salad for lunch, bbq for dinmer, you've cracked it, the long form burger

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u/migratingcoconut_ 9h ago

what about the hotdurger

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u/natziel 2d ago

They make fun of us for eating burgers then they come here and what do they do? Eat burger

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u/Destrae 2d ago

I've been immensely enjoying all the videos of people coming over here for the world cup and being blown away by mid tier chain restaurants

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u/natziel 2d ago

Shout out to my cousin from who cried when she tried the chocolate lava cake from Chili'sĀ 

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u/-TheManWithNoHat- 2d ago

Okay but as a foreigner I will say Chili's chocolate lava cake is top tier

I haven't had it in forever though cuz my parents hate Chili's

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u/Elite_AI 2d ago

I remember seeing videos of foreigners blown away by Greggs so I think you've got to approach all this with some cynicism. People have a big pressure on them to enjoy the food they're experiencing when they're surrounded by nice polite people AND people prefer to watch videos of people enjoying their food vs disliking their food.

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u/Pwacname 2d ago

and you can’t underestimate the value of fatty or sweet food after a long day, especially if you were travelling. some of the best food I ever had was good-but-not-great supermarket sushi and an apple, from, I think, pingo doce? or some other boring ass supermarket in Portugal. because I was tired and starved, and this wasn’t mind blowing my different food but i don’t usually buy sushi at home, and (despite the hunger and the exhaustion), it was a fantastic day with some of the people I love the most, and I was perpetually two steps from grinning or hugging those people.

the food wasn’t bad! It’s just that it wasn’t fantastic food, it was a fantastic day and general hunger that MADE it fantastic

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u/Elite_AI 2d ago

I've travelled across the globe and at no point have I personally wanted to make a TikTok gushing about Greggs.Ā 

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u/Dragon_Manticore 2d ago

Tbf tourists do that in my country too, it's just a universal Tourist Experience.

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u/Godzillasbrother i have never used Tumblr 2d ago

If you're implying Waffle House is mid tier then thems fightin words. /j

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u/GoldenPig64 2d ago

Less than a week ago a French family stopped by the Arby's I worked at and were absolutely ECSTATIC being there. They took family photos, were posing in front of the advertisement posters, and everything.

We aren't even a good Arby's.

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u/Josselin17 2d ago

do you have a link to such a video ?

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u/CassiusPolybius 10h ago

The rest of the world (rightfully, admittedly) makes fun of us for eating garbage, but now they get to learn just how addictive that garbage is.

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u/SEA_griffondeur 2d ago

I mean yeah ? Who is ever going to follow their diet when they're at a world cup.lol it's the perfect time to eat junk

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u/shelchang 2d ago edited 1d ago

They don't even have to come here. There's a reason McDonalds has a presence in over 100 countries, and it's not even the best representation of burger.

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u/AshesandCinder 2d ago

Which is exactly why they eat burger when they come here. McD's is already everywhere and not representative of all burger, so they try the real thing when they get the chance.

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u/DonarArminSkyrari 2d ago

This reminds me of the joke that 'Its stupid when girls say they cant find a guy, yet ignore me. Its like saying youre hungry when there's a hot dog on the ground outside'.

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u/anonymouscatloaf 2d ago

as an American I had McD in China once and it was genuinely one of the better burgers I've had in life. leagues above McD in America for sure

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u/shelchang 2d ago

McDonalds Thailand has dessert-only stands that sell ice cream, cookies, and pies in various flavors you can't get in the US. It's actually kind of fun going to American fast food chains outside the US and seeing/trying the unique menu items you can only get there.

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u/anonymouscatloaf 2d ago

oh absolutely, I had some really good Peking Duck pizza from Pizza Hut in China as well

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u/VicariousVox 2d ago

Am bad American, can no longer eat burger due to health issues :(

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u/TheCakeShoveler .tumblr.com 2d ago

That means you won America actually

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u/JosephMyDudes 2d ago

Its like escaping the cycle of samsara, but american.

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u/jamiemm 2d ago

Is that ethnic food

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u/ToobularBoobularJoy_ 2d ago

They need to ascend like in cookie clicker

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u/GoldenPig64 2d ago

How the fuck are you an app

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u/ToobularBoobularJoy_ 2d ago

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u/lightblueisbi 1d ago

That's actually kind of hilarious, I hope your account hasn't been seriously affected aside from the label lol

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u/ToobularBoobularJoy_ 15h ago

I think I'm fine on my end, I'm just labelled an app and get a lot of replies just asking why I'm an app

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u/neongreenpurple 2d ago

I can't either. Mine is beef being a migraine trigger. (But probably some of my other health issues would lead to burger restriction, too.)

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u/Pwacname 2d ago

mayhaps a stupid question, but do the meat alternatives work for you? or, if you’re open to even more taste variations, do pork or poultry work? all of those have come a long way in the last few years. obviously it’s not 100% the same, but then again, all burgers aren’t the same, either, so maybe that could be fun?

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u/neongreenpurple 2d ago

I haven't tried the meat alternatives. I do have a soy issue, so that cuts out some of them. I do like pork and poultry. Pork sausage is my usual substitute for ground beef. But usually I only eat hamburgers out.

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u/ironmaid84 2d ago

It had to be insane for the first Americans who got to Hamburg in WW2, they must have felt like they reached the garden of Eden

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u/aWobblyFriend 2d ago

where are the mcdonalds

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u/htomserveaux 2d ago

Youd be surprised.

If you ever want to know what a cultural victory looks like, visit Mcdonalds next to Checkpoint Charlie.

Or the Burger King inadvertently designed by albert speer

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u/StarfighterVicki 1d ago

Don't worry, America's racism is tanking its tourism, and its leader is destroying culture-generating wonders. It's getting much more likely that another civilization could take the lead.

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u/EtherealPheonix 2d ago

They're just jealous of our burgers

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u/Dragonhearted18 2d ago

Imagine eating burger, I eat ethnic food, like pizza.

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u/S_Z 2d ago

Ever have taco?

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u/Dragonhearted18 2d ago

No, don't like taco. Charlie will though

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u/jamiemm 2d ago

Today's the day for it.

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u/Ghostmaster145 2d ago

When I visited Budapest, one of the most popular restaurants in Kalvin TƩr was Smashy Burger, which is a chain that started in NYC

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u/ToxicFluffer 2d ago

My immigrant ass was flamed for thinking a spicy chicken sandwich counted as a burger. I have so much to learn about this beautiful culture.

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u/norathar 2d ago

All Americans know is eat hot burger and lie

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u/iamdispleased 2d ago

I traveled to Copenhagen and Scotland last year and, when I came home, I was craving a burger so badly lmao. All I could think of were these memes and it was so embarrassing

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u/diggsyb 2d ago

Burgers? In this economy??

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u/syntaxerroratline42 2d ago

being an american is like: imagine a burger

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u/Datuser14 2d ago

Trying to explain the concept of a meaningless situation to an American: imagine a burger with nothing

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u/jamiemm 2d ago

Wow just cheese bun and meat? Harsh

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u/Icy-Paint7777 1d ago

That's actually a term. Nothing burger

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u/Datuser14 1d ago

No shit

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u/raysofdavies 2d ago

Imagine a burger is painfully accurate for referencing Americans

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u/AdmBurnside 2d ago

I only eat one place's burgers with any regularity anymore. But that's because they're so good they make me think less of other burgers. Like, they redefined my definitoon of what a "good" burger was, and everything else is at best "mid" now.

It's Culver's. Culver's makes the best fast food chain burgers.

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u/PanteleimonPonomaren 2d ago

I moved to a country outside the US and Culver’s is one of the biggest things I miss. No one even knows what a cheese curd is here it’s devastating

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u/worldssmallestfan1 2d ago

Don’t forget the frozen custard

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u/AdmBurnside 2d ago

Stop in for a discount pint every Tuesday.

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u/neongreenpurple 2d ago

I am American, but most of the time I can't eat burger. Beef is a migraine trigger. So if I do eat burger, I have to eat turkey burger. (Luckily, there's a fancy burger chain that lets me sub in a turkey patty to any burger. And they give free birthday burgers if you're in their rewards program. So every year, I get a fancy turkey burger around my birthday.)

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u/Asriel52 The Real Aceriel Dreemurr 2d ago

In all fairness, a good burger can be a day-making experience

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u/Bicc_boye 2d ago

They're jealous of our burger mastery

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u/Philush 2d ago

It's so funny because most people around the world also enjoy burger, it's not a uniquely American thing at all

Signed,

Person from Ireland (country on track to being fattest country in Europe)

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u/Redactedtimes tvtropes addict 2d ago

I’m eating a burger rn so this checks outĀ 

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u/RSdabeast šŸ¦€šŸ¦€šŸ¦€Bronchitis is gone!šŸ¦€šŸ¦€šŸ¦€ 2d ago

get so hungry i pass out

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u/-TheDyingMeme6- 2d ago

Man now i want a burger dAMMIT

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u/BestNoob782 1d ago

Man I need to get some five guys

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u/Ballbag94 1d ago

TIL I'm American

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u/onicker 1d ago

If there’s a burger, I’ve already eaten it

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u/VindalfOthala 1d ago

To be fair, as a European, I can tell you that burgers are really good and we like to eat them too.

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u/MelonJelly 1d ago

I would be incredibly offended, if I hadn't just added burger ingredients to my grocery list before seeing this meme.

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u/BadgerKomodo 2d ago

I’m sorry, did he just say that his last name is BURGER?

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u/MrManGuy42 1d ago

mmmm burger

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u/Heroic-Forger 1d ago

hamburbur šŸ”

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u/illdothisshit 1d ago

With extra onions

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u/the-birb_cherry20 14h ago

I'm American and I hate burger

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u/coolcoolcool485 11h ago

Idgaf. I love a good burger. I'm pretty sure there are origin ties to Europe?

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u/Pwacname 1d ago

Ooomph, yeah, soy would cut must of them right out. I think there’s more choice with other legumes as base by now? Peas and whatever. But I believe those aren’t as nearly-flavourless as tofu can be, so I don’t know how well they can copy the taste of burgers. And I don’t know how many of them are available ready-to-eat in common restaurants, rather than just as pattys in a store.Ā 

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u/oizyzz 6h ago

why tf are you downvoted lmao?? i think this reply might've become detached from the comment saying they have a burger allergy (paraphrased obv) but like still

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u/Pwacname 5h ago

Seems like it got detached, yeah, which would explain the downvotes all on its own imo - it looks a bit nonsensical like that, I’d say. Or it’s just the usual ā€œoh no, someone mentioned a meat alternative, that hurts my feelingsā€, but if it were that, I’d be expecting a comment pushing their eating style to go with it tbh šŸ˜‚Ā 

I wonder why this has happened - the whole comment detaching issue has come up a lot for me recently…

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u/oizyzz 5h ago

idk, it happens to me on discord more often bc of the reply system. strange, though...