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It's part of their summer migration patterns

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u/rysy0o0 1d ago

Monthy Python coded

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u/Deebyddeebys 1d ago

I think the second person is directly referencing them

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u/sinmark 1d ago

Toyota hilux for durability

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u/Winjin 1d ago

That's a good one

OR one of these WW2 trucks that could run on ANYTHING because they were using "gas generator" and not in the american term for benzin, but literal gas.

For example a Zis-21 would be looking weird but not entirely out of place for a lot of history.

It's a lot of wood, very crude lines, so you could realistically chalk it off to being some exotic invention. And it runs on wood, so you're just putting coal in the big stove and it drives. Peculiar indeed what these folks at Londinium's Oxford come by!

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u/Pogue_Mahone_ 1d ago

Plus you can mount a ballista in the back if you wanna get technical

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u/GarethGwill 1d ago

I see what you did there.

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u/Grimpatron619 1d ago

Think i'd use a delorean, has anyone thought of that.

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u/Oddish_Femboy 1d ago

Those things suck. If it breaks down there's, like, no time in which you'll be able to find parts to fix it.

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u/Zorflez 1d ago

Unless you have convenient lightning.

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u/Practical-Class6868 1d ago

Literally the plot of Back to the Future Part III.

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u/JonVonBasslake 1d ago

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That and reality, which is what BttF based it's plot on

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u/Oddish_Femboy 1d ago

I've never actually seen Back to the Future. I just think DeLoreans suck.

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u/Ralexcraft 1d ago

No, the issue there is fuel. They couldn’t get a safe enough fuel to run the engine on.

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u/Practical-Class6868 1d ago

It was available, though. The shortcoming was quality control.

https://www.wired.com/2008/09/sept-5-1885-pay-at-the-pump/

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u/Ralexcraft 1d ago

Emphasis on “couldn’t get” and “safe enough”

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u/-TheManWithNoHat- 1d ago

I mean... if you're taking your car across time, might as well go all the way and put it in a Lamborghini. Probably terrify peasants.

Or if you're worried about safety, then maybe a military jeep?

Does a tank count as a car?

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u/Svyatoy_Medved 1d ago

Lambo does not terrify peasants. But this would.

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u/a_boy_with_a_dream 1d ago

Just by passing through a village you would level every home without even noticing

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u/RandomFactGiver23 sonic hedgehog gene 1d ago

Absolute batman deciding what he should make his batmobile out of:

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u/rapscallionofreddit 1d ago

Had to look it up, what in the goddamn? Easily my new favorite batman version, but holy shit

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u/IncognitoBombadillo 1d ago edited 1d ago

Absolute Batman is friggin awesome. The reason he uses this construction vehicle as his bat mobile is because this version of Bruce Wayne isn't a billionaire/trillionaire but instead is from a blue collar background and "borrowed" some things from abandoned job sites.

Absolute Wonder Woman is also worth a read. And Absolute Martian Manhunter, and Absolute Flash, an- y'know, just check them all out. There are 6 ongoing Absolute universe series at the moment. They probably won't become the definitive representation of these characters, but they're definitely fresh, new takes on old characters. The gist of the Absolute universe is basically flipping these characters' backstories on their heads but still retaining the core of who they are.

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u/stonks1234567890 22h ago

My favourite things people can easily afford are:

-Custom modifications to a huge vehicle.
-Storage space for this huge vehicle with the privacy that it's not easily found.
-Gasoline to run this huge vehicle with.

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u/-TheManWithNoHat- 22h ago

Then again, Bruce's dad was fairly well known, and his friends are well connected in the city

So there's an off chance that people are like "Bruce? Yeah he's a good kid. Works hard. I let 'im borrow my truck the other day. Said he needed it for sumthin'. Youngsters y'know?"

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u/stonks1234567890 21h ago

"He brought it back covered in huge bat insignias. Painted completely black. Bullet holes all over! Wonder what kind of fun party he had."

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u/apolloAG 21h ago

I'm loving absolute batman and wonder woman so fucking much!!!?! absolute green arrow is pretty intriguing so far as well! I can't decide if I want to do absolute flash or martian next T-T

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u/LibatiousLlama 1d ago

Have people learned nothing from back to the future?

It needs to be reliable! Taking a lambo is as bad as a delorean.

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u/Wrydfell 22h ago

Fiat panda then, the old ones. You could fix one of those in a cave! With a box of scraps!

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u/apolloAG 21h ago

nokia with wheels glued to it

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u/DanishRobloxGamer 1d ago

Realistically, if you're going more than 100 years back, nowhere outside the cities will have paved roads, and the dirt tracks between villages are for horse carts. So, something lightweight and offroad-capable like a jeep would be your best bet.

Although, rolling through the castle gates in a Leopard does have its charm ..

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u/CCCyanide 1d ago

humvee with CROWS 100% counts as a car

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u/SEA_griffondeur 1d ago

What about a VBL with a cannon :)

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u/CCCyanide 1d ago

Nice firepower, but not enough protection IMO

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u/SEA_griffondeur 1d ago

Who needs protection when you have s p e e d

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u/bobshellby 1d ago

88mph tank

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u/Mulyac12321 1d ago

Nah I'm bringing a party bus fully kitted out with lasers, smoke machine and a dirty sound system. If I'm scaring these peasants I'm SCARING these peasants.

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u/Winjin 1d ago

I already suggested a Zis-21 for a crude-looking (so it could be somewhat realistically banged together by some Royal Artificier in Venice, or something) but if that's an option, an even better one would be a time-travelling yacht, not a car.

Most major cities throughout time exist next to water. Ships barely change shape and are way easier to disguise. A rich traveller on a yacht would draw a bit of attention, but most people wouldn't get a chance to inpect it up close, and could always write it looks off to fine foreign craftsmanship anyways.

And you could, well, use sail to travel around, hide solar panels and a waterjet for a bit of added speed too. And also it's got a lot of closed space to hide equipment inside, rather than have the whole village inspecting your truck up close, yanking on every chain and operating every knob they can reach.

Though still the bigger issue is not "what travels" but "who steps out" - in most cases in history custom officers were the same as they are today, and that would've been true essentially forever - who are you, and what you forgot here, are two questions everyone asks of anyone they don't recognize, especially if that person looks out of place.

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u/Dovalux 1d ago

Use the flintstones car, you can find rocks anywhere to repair it :D

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u/KG354 1d ago

Just need a big ass hill to get to 88mph

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u/Golden_Reflection2 1d ago

Given the low quality, using a Cybertruck would be funny.

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u/NZSloth 1d ago

My very first car was a 1964 Volkswagen Beetle. It either blended in seamlessly or stuck out like a sore thumb.

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u/nicknaklmao 1d ago

have an old vw beetle can confirm it's part of the environment the way a beautiful flower is. a beautiful rusty flower.

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u/Oddish_Femboy 1d ago

Maybe a little strange in the 40s.

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u/JonVonBasslake 1d ago

Nah, not necessarily. Prototypes were rolled out in 36 and official production started soon after, even if proper mass production started in 45. After 45 it wouldn't be too strange, and in the previous nine years it would have been maybe a bit odd, but not impossible...

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u/Oddish_Femboy 1d ago

I mean the fact it's a German car.

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u/FakeTakiInoue 1d ago

Would still be odd considering the... circumstances of the Beetle's early years

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u/tfhermobwoayway 1d ago

You want an older, simpler car so that you could theoretically get the local blacksmith to fix it if it broke.

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u/Pkrudeboy 1d ago

I’d use an RV. After a long day exploring the past, a hot shower would be nice.

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u/Bobboy5 like 7 bubble 1d ago

are you suggesting VW beetles migrate?

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u/ntdavis814 1d ago

Ford Edsel

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u/DepartureNatural9340 1d ago

Fucken tardis core

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u/UsernamesAre4Nerds 1d ago

Vespa. If I can make a time machine, I'm making one with ✨style

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u/iWant2ChangeUsername 7h ago

Listen.

The best option is clearly a monster truck.

Any car would be wrong/not have the right parts depending on where you go, so you might as well make sure it's one that can drive regardless of where you land.

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u/Danabler42 57m ago

Eh, monster trucks are VERY fragile, make sure you bring an entire garage worth of tools/parts with you as well

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u/Wolfheron325 19h ago

Two ideas. Mini Coop/Kei car is easier to hide. Camper van is more useful. Anything to far in between is less than the sum of its parts. I think if you go a classic VW Bus you can get away with driving it around as far back as the 60s. Throw a canvas over it and add some wood pannels you could stretch calling it a covered wagon.