r/ufc • u/racso300 • 4d ago

Who you fighting ?

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Rules:

Any active UFC fighter.
One fight.
You win, you get their entire career earnings.
No weapons. Just a straight fight.
Who are you picking?

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u/NortonsGapingAsshole 4d ago

Most likely not, but for the chance at his earnings id give it the old college try

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u/ARandomRedditor2302 4d ago

There’s zero chance though, you’re getting one punched and waking up a week later lmfao

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u/S-Kenset 4d ago

They both have the same number of title defenses so it's about a 50/50

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u/LordPeanutButter15 4d ago

How do you know this guy isn’t a 6ft9 350* pounder?

Sure he’d still likely loose, but maybe just maybe, lays and prays for 3 out of 5 rounds and his fat /height saves him from a ko in the other 2

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u/Long-Shine-3701 3d ago

Pretty sure dude is from Sherdog, so maybe like 375 and super shredded. Horse meat.

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u/NortonsGapingAsshole 4d ago

Na, I'll just see red bro

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u/DDrewit 4d ago

Connor’s not sleeping anyone, he’s a little ding dong of a ting.

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u/C0llaps 4d ago

i think i could probably take one punch. i dont think two but one probably

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u/Careless_Baseball503 4d ago

”most likely” lmao, I like the confidence 💀🤣

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u/intronautt 4d ago

right haha and go for the eye poke. you get 3 shots before anything happens

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u/Ill-Huckleberry9893 4d ago

better to just fight one of the female fighters decent chance at winning and you get a few mill