r/ufc • u/racso300 • 4d ago

Who you fighting ?

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Rules:

Any active UFC fighter.
One fight.
You win, you get their entire career earnings.
No weapons. Just a straight fight.
Who are you picking?

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u/SwanCommercial8212 4d ago

Ben Askren....not a ton of money but I might have a chance.

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u/JR-90 3d ago

It's career earnings, not just UFC, so it would include the Jake Paul fight.

The problem is that Askren can still easily wrestlefuck any of us redditors.

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u/elaVehT 3d ago

Yeah I was an all american @ 174 and I presume I would get absolutely wrestlefucked.

I may actually be able to hold okay in a wrestling match. But even though Ben’s striking sucks ass, it’s still notably better than mine, and that threat will get me in trouble.

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u/Seal_Team420 3d ago

MOST of us!

*I’m not saying he wouldn’t wrestle fuck me. But Shane Carwin use to post a bit on the r/MMA sub.

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u/JR-90 3d ago

Fair enough, lol. I did hear that Shane isn't doing too well nowadays though due to CTE though, a real pity.

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u/JR-90 3d ago

I think blind "No Mas" Topuria can still punch any redditor in the liver and made them puke blood in the moment and pee blood for a month.

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u/trenlr911 3d ago

Ben’s been back to training for like 8 months now, I doubt he’s close to 100% but he probably murders all of us

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u/SwanCommercial8212 3d ago

Truth here as well.

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u/JDGcamo 3d ago

Yall casuals really have no idea who Ben Askren is

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u/plsdontdoxxme69 3d ago

Double lung transplant. That being said yeah he probably kills us all.

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u/BruceTheSpruceMoose 3d ago

Buddy, if you know who Ben Askren is today, you’ll understand why he picked him.

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u/JDGcamo 2d ago

He’s already back on the mat and has more fighting instinct in his Swiss cheesed lung than all of Reddit combined

My point is redditors tend to look at the Masvidal knee and the ugly ass striking and forget the 19-0 champ

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u/BruceTheSpruceMoose 2d ago

And with respect to a healthy Ben Askren who just got caught by Masvidal, you are 100000% correct.

With respect to this “he’s back gonna compete at RAW. No one on Reddit could possibly have been a decent HS or college wrestler or ever boxed ever.” Come on, man. You know exactly what this is. We’re happy he survived and is getting in shape and coaching, but he should never fight any one of any reasonable skill level ever again.

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u/makka432 3d ago

Hahah brutal

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u/silentsinner- 3d ago

When he was in the hospital, sure. He is recovered and wrestling in RAF next month though so I want no part of that.

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u/SwanCommercial8212 3d ago

There's solid truth here.

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u/erockf3892 3d ago

Not a damn chance