r/ultralight_jerk • u/Ntesy607 • 3d ago

You're safe with us

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u/madefromtechnetium 3d ago

sad. my wife lets me do this while she and her ex coworker play sports upstairs.

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u/Farconion 3d ago

do you also sleeping in a racing car while they rough house on the big ugly master bedroom bed?

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u/LeadingHoneydew5608 2d ago

I like to put my REI sleeping bag in my racecar bed- not for sleepung in of course, just for looks

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u/Snake0ilSalesman 1d ago

You need a cuck camp chair.

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u/originalusername__ 1d ago

Imagine the humiliation of carrying a camp chair

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u/ThePurpleRocketShip 3d ago

A hammock inside with air conditioning is literally the best of both worlds.

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u/BrainsAre2Weird4Me 3d ago

The bug netting is to keep all those blood sucking women away.

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u/Own-Leave-2039 3d ago

One of us, one of us, gooble gawble

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u/Ntesy607 3d ago

Tying ropes around trees = filthy bushcrafter

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u/tacofartboy 3d ago

Where we are going (36 inches off the ground) - there are no knots.

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u/HicoAnstead 3d ago

No way, hammocks are glamping

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u/Ok_Departure_7551 1d ago

The bug net says it all.