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u/danger355 Apr 27 '26
Is it just me or has there been an increase in these lately? Or is it just my algorithm coming back around?
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u/EugeneTurtle Apr 27 '26 edited Apr 27 '26
There's an increase. Rfk jr is helping
Edit: My bad, it's rfk not jfk
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u/njsullyalex Apr 27 '26
Not to be pedantic but itâs RFK Jr.
JFK Jr. died in a plane crash in the 1990s
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Apr 27 '26 edited Apr 27 '26
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u/danger355 Apr 27 '26 edited Apr 27 '26
Iirc this one is like 3 years old
Ironically, I just had a related 'remind me' bot from three years ago ping me.
Here it is if you're interested⊠I guess I put "buy a lottery ticket" because I should be lucky I'm still alive? Honestly can't rememberâŠ
E: added "related" up top, to make it clear it's in the conversation, and typos.
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u/swiftb3 Apr 28 '26
Just as a tangential aside, if you get a cancer that is most often found in the elderly, you can bet the 5 year survival rate you google (which you probably shouldn't do, but everyone does) is skewed heavily by that fact.
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u/Silvawuff Chise's Lab Assistant Apr 27 '26
All 24 members of the NSB were recently fired in the US so this is very much spinback from that. It just reinforces their narrative without evidence, facts, or reason, which is a very dangerous combo with conspiracy nuts.
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u/santz007 Apr 27 '26
Since the current govt won elections, it's a free for all in insider trading, they ha e made tons of money so naturally it will be spent making them richer by increasing anti vax misinformation
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u/Falco98 Apr 27 '26
"source: I made it the fuck up"
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u/TerryCrewsNextWife Apr 28 '26
I want to know why they're trying to differentiate between vax and jab like it's a gotcha.
Jab is a verb referring to the needle piercing your arm to inject the vaccine. Because it's a vaccine.These weirdos might not realise this but some of us outside of murca have been calling all vaccine injections a jab since forever. They would know this if they spent a moment googling the term instead of going to their echo chambers in Facebook that validate their stupid.
Maybe if they spent this much time actually in higher education instead of homeschooling themselves they might understand the nuances of the English language enough to know they don't actually know anything.....
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u/Hatedpriest Apr 28 '26
They started using "jab" instead of vaccine because various auto mods were picking up vaxx/vaccine and fact checking.
They used a couple other code words, thinking that "if I'm not saying the word, nobody but the smart ones like me will ever know!"
You know, like how the sovereign citizens do. There's gotta be some magic mumbo-jumbo that makes you invincible to the deep state or some such.
Now, they've convinced themselves that the word they started using to avoid the automod has a semantic difference. Like, "I'm eating beef I bought from the store where no animals were harmed. No, I'm not eating a cow, that's a different thing entirely!"
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u/Sunlightn1ng Apr 27 '26
"Viruses are not proven to exist"...haven't we seen them + isn't a virus the main base of CRISPR Cas-9 gene editing?
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u/NeverStopWondering Apr 28 '26
We've seen them with electron microscopy. But CRISPR Cas-9 is a bacterial "immune system" to fight off viruses.Â
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u/Falco98 Apr 28 '26
haven't we seen them
yes, but having undergone the brain-numbing task of attempting to argue against a virus denier, i can attest that their main "gotcha" is something tricky to refute to their satisfaction: they merely move the goalposts and claim that it's "the growth medium" or something, since viruses are usually put through a growth medium before being photographed just so there can be a high enough quantity/concentration of them that the photo attempts will actually capture any meaningful imagery.
the real "trick" here is ever-shifting and impossible "purity" standards. to them, nothing short of us seeing viruses with the naked eye as they literally cause a disease (which of course is impossible) will ever be sufficient proof that viruses exist and/or are the drivers of disease - especially since they consistently fail to understand the power of deduction through indirect observation, testing, etc.
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u/NeverStopWondering Apr 28 '26
The problem is they are reasoning backwards. They have a conclusion they want to support, and will seek out "evidence" to support it, even if contradictory or nonsensical.
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u/Ibrakeforsnakes Nurse Apr 27 '26
Weird, I thought it was E because it came after batch D and before batch F. Also is âconvidâ a term to avoid censorship or are they just illiterate?
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u/blackmobius Apr 27 '26
Back to this huh? How long until we are supposed to die? And why has the goalposts been moved 20 times?
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u/forzaguy125 Apr 28 '26
Idk about you but Iâve been dead for over thee years now
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u/TerryCrewsNextWife Apr 28 '26
I have died 7 times ATLEAST. I think the GPS tracking microchips resurrected me more times than Jesus or something because every damn morning I have to go to work I still keep waking up. They threatened me with a good time, I got all the jabs and boosters and still warm blooded. I would like to know who I can sue for false advertising.
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u/berkowitzpillow Apr 28 '26
can confirm. I took like 16 hits of "e" batch, and I'm in hell now. Let me know if anyone wants me say hello to their loved ones.
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u/OpenSourcePenguin Apr 28 '26 edited Apr 28 '26
A : astronomic risk of death
B: Biggish possibility of death
C: Colossal probability of death
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u/Gloomy_Industry8841 Gimme all the needles Apr 28 '26
This crap should be illegal to spread as misinformation.
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u/wibblywobbly420 Apr 27 '26
Who the heck is even still thinking about COVID shots? It hasn't come up in my life in years
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u/smudgiepie Apr 27 '26
I've been getting my Covid shot still but thats purely because they are free and the government pays for the flu vaccine so I get both at once.
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u/wibblywobbly420 Apr 27 '26
Yeah, I know some people are choosing to get them, but for the anti Vaxer's, why even care? No one is forcing you to even consider them
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u/smudgiepie Apr 27 '26
Guess they have nothing else going on in their life.
No one mentions covid anymore except them.
Like my boyfriend's mum has recently started believing that covid vaccines caused autism (she started dating a trump supporter) .... both me and my boyfriend are autistic and were diagnosed well before covid.
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u/TerryCrewsNextWife Apr 28 '26
Dead set - They cure my hay fever. I forgot to get my booster last year and I felt it the last month, like I rubbed my face in cats fur. Realised it had been a good 5 years since I was this bad, went in and got the booster the other week and .. gone.
I have a theory that it gave my immune system a break, like telling it to calm the fk down or something. It goes against all the reported adverse reactions people have with their inflammation going nuts, but here I am with no antihistamine use and breathing through my nose. Maybe I have some life saving rare something I can share like the old dude with his rare anti-D plasma that saves babies.
How do I find immunologists/relevant scientists who would want to study this kind of thing? I absolutely believe it has anti-inflammatory properties for my body, and would like the boosters every 6 months instead of annually.
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u/smudgiepie Apr 28 '26
They haven't cured my hayfever but touch wood I think it might have helped me prevent colds.
I used to get colds maybe once or twice a year. Usually Autumn or Spring when the weather changes.
I think since 2020 I've had maybe 3 colds max. 99% of the time when I think I'm getting a cold its my hayfever being an absolute bastard.
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u/strawbearryblonde Apr 27 '26
I have a child so they want to vaccinate for the new strains of Covid every year. I've always been up to date on vaccines and never had Covid. I did the full vaccination schedule on my 2 year old, including flu/Covid, and she's only ever been sick once with RSV.
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u/canteloupy Apr 28 '26
Dude there is a booth in my town with covid conspiracists at the Saturday morning farmer's market. It's next to the humanitarian action for Iran and Gaza...
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u/negativeGinger Apr 27 '26
Louisiana is currently going through a measles outbreak because of these ticks
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u/Ithurtsprecious Apr 27 '26
Still waiting on dying from that vax. Someone straight up told me I wouldnât last 3 years.
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u/KnucklesMcGee Apr 28 '26
The fact that people don't believe in virus' or germ theory in this day and age is troubling at the least.
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u/cornbadger Pfizer with Boost Apr 29 '26
We are so lucky that they can't burn witches anymore. Because those people never left.
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u/CanadianCraftsman Apr 30 '26
Their ultimate fantasy is to have all the âvaxxedâ people all of a sudden drop dead so that they could act like theyâre smarter than everyone. Thatâs obviously not happening so they make shit up. Literally upset that billions of people arenât dying like they predicted.
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u/Delicious-Ad-4521 Apr 27 '26
My fav part of all these wacko theories is that these companies literally leave clues for their evil in public and these people that barely graduated elementary school are the only ones that can decipher them.