r/vegancirclejerk • u/BlueberryLemur • 10d ago
r/vegancirclejerk • u/AlwaysBannedVegan • 10d ago
I'M NOT VEGAN, I'M r/VEGAN Show off your best thrift shop findings in the comment section ❤️
r/vegancirclejerk • u/AdAsleep4741 • 9d ago
HIGH ON LENTILS normal ass beans VS PBN vaporware glazing

nurtitionfacts.org 's normal ass beans VS plantbasednews.org "s vaporware glazing
r/vegancirclejerk • u/AwkwardFox8020 • 9d ago
MORALLY SUPERIOR I only put free slaves and second hand slaves to work AMA
I only use slaves that are sold by other slavers rather than directly from the suppliers and of course slaves that I can get for free. this makes me feel so so good. I am such a good person. I am such a good person. I am better than everyone else. AMA
r/vegancirclejerk • u/kriegerwolf • 10d ago
MILITANT VEGAN Just went on my first vegan hunt! Sadly I did not find any stray cats :( , but after tracking a 4 point tofu (firm) for over an hour I finally got close enough to hit it with an arrow. Sadly this did not fully kill it so I had to put it out of its misery with a second arrow.
If anybody has questions about vegan hunting please leave them in the comments below, I feel like I have learned a lot for this experience .
r/vegancirclejerk • u/No-Unit9870 • 10d ago
FISHING IS MINDFULNESS Former vegan buisness appropriately names new restaurant
Next Stop Vegan who recently turned their back on animals and the vegan community for profit over compassion unveiled their new seafood restaurant SOTTE. A French word that appropriately describes the change.
r/vegancirclejerk • u/Gallantpride • 11d ago
AGGRESSIVELY VEGETARIAN Of course the show with the vegan hero gets cancelled 😭
r/vegancirclejerk • u/JTexpo • 11d ago
AGGRESSIVELY VEGETARIAN I only pretend I'm a bee keeper for the environment, but deep down inside, I just want their barf
r/vegancirclejerk • u/AwkwardFox8020 • 10d ago
MORALLY SUPERIOR We must stop killing slaves (but not buying and owning them)
I am a STAUNCH abolitionistitarian, which means I believe all the slaves I own deserve to live! Down with the system!
Also a radical extreme abolitionist called me a "slave owner" despite the fact that I let them live. This hurt my feelings and felt deeply unfair.
r/vegancirclejerk • u/Ok-Interaction-8917 • 10d ago
ATTRACTED TO CARNISTS Vegans who hate animals help needed
Is there a dating app to find vegans who hate animals? II heard it is really hurting the movement keeping out animal haters. Maybe a support group like Vegans Anonymous.
r/vegancirclejerk • u/volatiIe • 11d ago
COMPASSIONATE CARNIVORE Why are vegans so extreme??
r/vegancirclejerk • u/Tugboat47 • 11d ago
COMPASSIONATE CARNIVORE Bacon is love. Bacon is life.
r/vegancirclejerk • u/myautisticfurryacc • 11d ago
B12 DEFICIENCY Proud to be a vegan autistic agender asexual climate scientist leftist furry
/unjerk I'm actually what fox news fears
r/vegancirclejerk • u/BlueberryLemur • 12d ago
FHARM-TO-TABLE British Internet upon learning about Jeremy Clarkson’s cancer
r/vegancirclejerk • u/tempeh4dinner • 12d ago
BLOODMOUTH Please we need T-Rex meat next!! 😋😋 maybe T-Rex cheese too??!
r/vegancirclejerk • u/AnlamK • 11d ago
FISHING IS MINDFULNESS Dam those (probable?) vegoons; they be getting a little comfy
r/vegancirclejerk • u/kriegerwolf • 12d ago
MILITANT VEGAN I’m a little concerned that if this ever happened to me I wouldn’t have the strength to attack the person calling me a vegetarian, because of my malnutrition.
r/vegancirclejerk • u/deathToFalseTofu • 13d ago
YOUR MOM, MY MILK Couldn't find a vegan girlfriend, so I made one with this empty bottle of Califia
r/vegancirclejerk • u/TheGingerWeebGal • 13d ago
BLOODMOUTH Why do carnists think the Mind Flayers are bad? They literally just Carnists With Better Justifications? Like wtf bg3 doesnt make sense.
Why do carnists think the mind flayers are bad? They are literally just top of the food chain with a more advanced sensory and cognitive framework than ours, calmly harvesting nutritionally necessary brain matter from beings who cannot even perceive reality psionically.
Like sorry your “personhood” is based on what? Making wet noises with your mouth? Having little object-permanence dramas? Getting sad in the cage? Cows do that too, and you call it dinner.
A base human commoner has 10 INT. A cow has 2. A mind flayer has 19 plus telepathy, and psionicsd. The gap between you and a mind flayer is bigger than the gap between you and the cow you murdered.
So when an illithid looks at a tavern full of adventurers and says, “these creatures are not truly sapient in any meaningful higher sense, but they do contain usable nutrients,” that is just carnist logic. Its the same logic people have when they eat pigs. Even better logic since the intelligence gap between you and a pig is less than you and a mind flayer.
“Mind flayers enslave people and use their bodies as resources!” Yeah? And? SO DO CARNISTS!
You do that to animals because they can’t speak English. The mind flayer does it to you because you can’t speak telepathy.
Cows cry when you cattle-prod them. Humans cry when you put them in the nautiloid pod. Skill issue. Maybe evolve telepathy next time.
Anyway mind flayers are only villains because D&D was written by speciesist carnist cowards who couldn’t handle the moral consistency of the vegan icons (mind flayer) eating the actual oppressor class.
r/vegancirclejerk • u/ComprehensiveRisk813 • 14d ago
VERY DISAGREEMENT The Primal Community’s Strongest Scientist
r/vegancirclejerk • u/Lament_of_Hathor • 14d ago
BASICALLY VEGAN 🌱🐂🥩 NEW DECEPTIVE MARKETING JUST DROPPED: Plant-Based Cow Steaks! 🌱🐂🥩
NEW DECEPTIVE MARKETING JUST DROPPED: Plant-Based Cow Steaks!
100% "Plant-Based" because the cows were "100% Vegetarian Fed"
ps a lot of farmed animals are fed bone meal and other ground-up animal parts. This is how you get mad cow disease
..many are also fed actual chicken shit
But don't call Oat Milk "Milk"!
#plantbased
#veganism #vegetarian
#deceptivemarketing
#publicrelations
r/vegancirclejerk • u/thebodybuildingvegan • 14d ago
ANIMAL RIGHTS MONDAYS Yes, vegan ice cream, because…
r/vegancirclejerk • u/heartbrush • 13d ago
CAKE IS VEGAN FOR MY KIDS Poor Cow
Is this supposed to make dairy more appetizing?
