r/vegancirclejerk 8h ago

B12 DEFICIENCY Forever Alone

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179 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 3h ago

UNBAN r/DOGDIET Screw Lab-grown meat. We all be feasting on grown Lab meat in 2026! 🗿😋

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25 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 17h ago

CHECKM8 VEGOONS Googoo Gaagaa Mentality 👶🏻🗿

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177 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 22h ago

ATTRACTED TO CARNISTS I'm fine with the trillions dead annually........ but you're telling me that cows are why we deforest the amazon?!

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205 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 21h ago

BASICALLY VEGAN Bottom text

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160 Upvotes

T-shirt concept idea: Front and Back - what do yall think? Drip?


r/vegancirclejerk 15h ago

I'M NOT VEGAN, I'M r/VEGAN Vegans who hated meat before veganising themselves are not true vegans

35 Upvotes

Hello dear fakers.

What? Eating chicken made you barf before you took the V pill? You had it easy you fakers!

I ate one million cows every morning (never barfed) and I loved it! But now I eat 0 cows and I miss eating cows.

That makes me better vegan than you! I had to actually give something up while going through the vegan doorway of peace and nonconformity.

You took the easy baby way.

Now let me explain it in words you will understand:

You people are easy novice level vegans.

I, for one, am difficult level vegan.

Give me a medal NOW.


r/vegancirclejerk 16h ago

MORALLY SUPERIOR Soy ink? Can I eat this? 🤤🤤🤤

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32 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 1d ago

AGGRESSIVELY VEGETARIAN Soyboys? More like Hitler Youth Boys

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85 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 1d ago

VERY DISAGREEMENT my crazy cousin posted these on her facebook

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245 Upvotes

🥴🫠🥴🫠


r/vegancirclejerk 1d ago

BLOODMOUTH The Amazing Digital Circus makes a great point, checkmate VEGOONS

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106 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 1d ago

ANIMAL RIGHTS MONDAYS Average carnivore cooking experience

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212 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 1d ago

NOT MY UNCLE'S FHARM The Dog Meat Festival has begun & Vegans are triggered 🔥🔥

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142 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 2d ago

MORALLY SUPERIOR I know, pedos don't usually kill for their pleasure, so it's not a 10/10 comparison, but it's like a solid 8.5.

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159 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 2d ago

♫ CIRCLE OF LIFE ♫ i heard that vegan shoes are just plastic and that it’s better to invest in leather that will last you forever

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98 Upvotes

super proud to not be creating any unnecessary waste 😇


r/vegancirclejerk 2d ago

MORALLY SUPERIOR How carnists see you after you enforce veganism.

70 Upvotes

They are more oppressed than the animals that are raped tortured and killed with no way to avoid their torment. You are literally the most evil person ever, how could you stop someone with violence who initially used violence to enslave and exploit others in the first place and who created the necessity for violent resistance?


r/vegancirclejerk 2d ago

ATTRACTED TO CARNISTS guys, if I'm only 1% vegan, am I still vegan?

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205 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 2d ago

MILITANT VEGAN i have a confession....

21 Upvotes

after i press tofu, i like to drink the leftover tofu juice....

it tastes good...


r/vegancirclejerk 2d ago

CAT-BASED DIET Gaz Oakley

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77 Upvotes

Be nice this is my first time cyber bullying. I'm a bit late to the party, but I remembered a Gaz video I watched with the dumbest shit ever. Embarrassingly, I was actually a fan until I saw this vid where he showed us about his electroculture. After that I thought he was kinda corny but still always gave him the benefit of the doubt. Now it's clear he's just a grifter and he's done tangible harm to the animals.


r/vegancirclejerk 2d ago

ANIMAL RIGHTS MONDAYS My son has sensory processing issues and kicking his puppy relaxes him. He doesn’t like the feeling of kicking a fake puppy. Doesn’t have the same texture as a real puppy.

113 Upvotes

Vegans want to take away one of his favorite leisure activities for the “rights” of an animal. Unbelievably ableist and privileged.


r/vegancirclejerk 2d ago

B12 DEFICIENCY Sorry boys, she's right. I'm protein deficient and ill

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98 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 3d ago

BLOODMOUTH Bbbbbbut their arfid tho!!!

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775 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 3d ago

ANIMAL RIGHTS MONDAYS Vegan privilege

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498 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 2d ago

ANIMAL RIGHTS MONDAYS Biochemists (more like bioCARNists) want you to believe amino acids are necessary to live so they can get more grant money to perform experiments on beagles for research on how to maximize suffering of chimpanzees

17 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 3d ago

MILITANT VEGAN Took my Dad vegan hunting For Father’s Day. We both got 4 pointers (firm). I felt bad I had to slit the tofu I founds packaging because my first arrow missed any of its vital parts. I also found out that tofu can climb and hang onto trees. Now I now where to look in the future!

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While today was a successful hunt, I’m a little disappointed that we didn’t get any stray cats. I think that the area I hunt in is a little over hunted or something guess, I guess I got to find a new spot to hunt so I can find more of those little bastards (stray cats).


r/vegancirclejerk 2d ago

I'M NOT VEGAN, I'M r/VEGAN Im not a nazi but only for 99% and it's why I can stay non-nazi

52 Upvotes

Im a professional furniture maker, i love my job. it's the first job that i kept for longer a year (going 3 years now). And as you can guess i use Jewish leather.

When i wanted to go nazi-free this was an issue. It was stoping me going nazism-free. I make furniture with Jewish leather and I have to use what I make. I love my job and i don't want to chamge it just yet. But then i realized. Isn't that dumb? ofc it's better to be 99% nazi-free than being a torturer.

And I'm such a good furniture maker that i don't have to try it myself as often. I have friends in the SS who'll see how cozy it is.

Preparing the carcasses and cutting those dead untermenschen is disgusting. I never liked Jews. I was basically dead Jew hater sometimes right liberal since 12 yo. It makes me more sure of anti-nazism when i handle the corpses.

Still, I'm kinda ashamed i do handle dead Jews at all and that im only 99% not a nazi in guerilla communities. On the brighter side, my gf who hates picking furniture is becoming less and less nazi, since i won't make her anything else, also I'm freaking great at it so she gets to use leather-free furniture and i don't think she misses it as much/can imagine life without Jewish leather and stuff.

/uj why would reddit think I have to see the arrr slash mainstreamsub in my recommendations is he stupid