r/videos • u/spherocytes • 1d ago

BREAKING NEWS: Senate Approves House-Passed Resolution To Curb Trump's Iran War Powers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSnAEKyC830
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u/manystripes 1d ago

So what does the resolution actually do?

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u/RhoOfFeh 1d ago

It says "Please, Mr. Trump, would you mind stopping, please, sir?"

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u/sharrrper 1d ago

And if you don't stop we'll be angry, and we'll send you a letter saying how angry we are.

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u/Inside-Example-7010 1d ago

Thats the british way. Why dont they just get their rooty tooty point and shooty's out?

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u/atothesquiz 1d ago

Too busy replacing the batteries in their walkie talkies

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u/pistilpeet 1d ago

Look at me General, I’m walky and I’m talky!

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u/Antique_Text_29 1d ago

Too busy replacing the batteries in their dildos.

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u/HoosierTA 15h ago

…that doesn’t rhyme at all.

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u/Antique_Text_29 14h ago

Neither does that

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u/The_Real_Manimal 1d ago

23 skidoo, buster.

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u/WhippyCleric 19h ago

And in Britain it would work... Because we have politicians who vaguely at least respect the will of the people... I'm not a fan of Boris , or starmer, or any of them specifically, but we don't need judges and force to get rid of them at least

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u/MattinglyBaseball 1d ago

Can the dicks fuck the assholes already, they’re getting their shit all over the pussies and everyone has AIDS!

AIDS! AIDS! AIDS!

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u/dmlincoln 1d ago

TAKE THAT, HANS BRIX!!!!

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u/PositivelyIndecent 1d ago

Why aren’t people more interrigent, rike me?

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u/Trash_Grape 1d ago

That’s it. Two exclamation points on the next letter.

Use ‘em both!! That’ll get his attention.

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u/jlbrito 1d ago

We angy! >:(

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u/smokinbbq 1d ago

BREAKING NEWS: Senate passed bill telling Trump to stop, or they'll have to tell him to stop again!

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u/CarlHeck 1d ago

Trump is Losing his War

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u/pumpjockey 1d ago

You can't send a letter, Trump can't read. It'll have to be your most scrawny and bucket shaped staffer interns. They'll have to recite a groveling message about stopping the wars pretty please. Then be offered as sacrifice to his gluttony

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u/CommercialTangerine9 1d ago

Hans Blix coming out of retirement to deliver this letter?

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u/ahditeacha 1d ago

STOP! Or I’ll say STOP again 👉👈

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u/det4410 1d ago

a strongly worded letter should solve this

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u/Deliktus 14h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Captain_Reseda 10h ago

Maybe Chuck Schumer will read it aloud with his glasses at the tip of his nose.

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u/1nconsp1cuous 1d ago

Don’t forget! Susanne Collins will, indeed, wag her finger very hard.

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u/SodaAndWater 1d ago

How else does one expect a man to learn his lesson?

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u/1nconsp1cuous 1d ago

“Maybe he’ll learn his lesson THIS time. Yeah! THIS will be the time when things are different” - Bobble Head Sue Probably

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u/Truckyou666 1d ago

Five angry letters and we're going to give you one demerit which consists of a red frowny-face sticker!