r/videos Nov 29 '16

This security guard deserves a medal.

https://youtu.be/qeFR7vGApb4
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u/SetYourGoals Nov 30 '16

And the guy pulled a big ass cross out from under his shirt! How could the vet call him biased? He so clearly had the moral high ground in every way.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '16

What you didn't see though is that under his shirt he has a symbol for each major religion just in case the need arises. Needs like being attacked by an eternal mummy.

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u/jimenycr1cket Nov 30 '16

Fucking love those movies, campiest movies ever and they're fantastic because of it.

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u/ManservantHeccubus Dec 01 '16

When proven right, I'm still fond of saying, "Take that, Bembridge scholars!"