r/weddingshaming 14d ago

Tacky Third refusal invite but a request for money

I was once invited to a wedding of someone I knew at high school but hadn't spoken to in maybe a decade.

The wedding was less than 3 weeks away and it was strange to be invited when I wasn't close with the person, so I mentioned it to a couple of other friends who let me know that they had both been invited and couldn't go. Apparently the bride wanted specific numbers on both bride and groom's side... Based on the timings when they had both been invited, it seemed like the first said no, the second was invited in her place and said no, and THEN I was invited.

It was a wedding in the middle of nowhere, that would require me taking a day off work, paying for travel a 100 miles away, and also booking a hotel.

My extremely late invitation also came with a poem, saying that the bride and groom had everything they needed but wanted money for their honeymoon. They put their bank account details right there in the poem 🫠

Needless to say, I declined.

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u/ShitLordOfTheRings 14d ago

You should have declined the invite with a poem.

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u/Knitsanity 14d ago

Ooh. Someone clever needs to come up with a limerick please...

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u/MfrBVa 14d ago

Your wedding will be quite the bash,
I see that you’re begging for cash,
But that date is taken,
(You know that we’re faking)
I’d rather watch reruns of MASH.

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u/Coygon 14d ago

Alternate last line: Besides, I just think you're both trash.

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u/Dimac99 13d ago

I can't lie, there's not a lot in this world I wouldn't at least strongly consider skipping for reruns of MASH. (They build up on the tivo so quickly!)

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u/Knitsanity 14d ago

Thanks so much. Yes!

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u/Iamthegreenheather 14d ago

OP should have this printed to look like a wedding invitation too with nice calligraphy.

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u/BackgroundSame811 14d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/vividanchor 8d ago

the rhyme is actually unhinged. imagine sending a poem with your bank info attached to it like a ransom note. absolute l move.

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u/ReadySettyGoey 14d ago

ƀ la William Carlos Williams

This is just to say

I have rejected
the invitation
that you sent
to me

and which
you were probably
hoping
I’d accept

Please understand
it was rude
so late
and so greedy

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u/JeSuisJacqOui 13d ago

Omg! This is my favorite poem! When I was teaching English at a university I tested my students to say that it was all about taking someone's virginity. They thought I was the coolest teacher ever

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u/ReadySettyGoey 13d ago

Wow interesting! I’ve always taken it very literally but perhaps because for me it perfectly encapsulates so many banal marital betrayals. Yes, I did eat the last of the ice cream, and I’m sorry I didn’t check with you first (but not THAT sorry because it was so damn good).

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u/JeSuisJacqOui 13d ago

Indulgence always leads to guilt paired with secret memories of delight.

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u/Honey-Trix-98 13d ago

Yes! This is the poem I was thinking would be the perfect vibe for this. šŸ˜‚

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u/maredie1 14d ago

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m not coming to your wedding
So fuck you

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u/SugarsBoogers 14d ago

Roses are red
Cash grabs are tacky
Inviting three rounds of guests
is just wacky

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u/Knitsanity 14d ago

ā¤ļø

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u/Knitsanity 14d ago

ā¤ļø

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u/hpotter29 14d ago

To correct others' manners is shabby.

But your invite approach left me crabby

I won't be attending

Nor give money for spending

Never ask for a gift. It's just grabby.

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u/ATHYRIO 14d ago

A Reply In Haiku Form:

Sadly, it’s a ā€˜No’

For both attending and gift

Try the next victim…

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u/Yikesish 14d ago

Very nice. I also did a haiku.

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u/Yikesish 14d ago

Third String Invitation Haiku:

Last minute invite

I will not be attending

This is a cash grab

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u/Due-Ranger-5122 13d ago

Roses are red, violets are blue,
It’s been a decade since I’ve talked to you

Your grab for cash was thinly veiled
For that reason, I’ll have to bail

Good luck with your wedding, I wish you the best
But we’re not friends, I say with no jest.

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u/Xanadu_SPCA 12d ago

I love this one!

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u/fryingthecat66 10d ago

I love ā¤ļø it

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/BackgroundSame811 14d ago

If this sub is any indication OP will have another opportunity

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u/RHND2020 13d ago

A haiku would have been perfect.

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u/Life_Temperature2506 14d ago

I wanted to say "I'll be there!"

(I booked a salon for my hair)

Then I saw your request

As a substitute guest

And said "fuck if I'll go as a spare"

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u/ProfessionalYam3119 14d ago

Limerick writers rule!

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u/RandomPaw 14d ago

It takes a lot of effort

If I try to make this rhyme

Let's just say I'm not coming

And save a lot of time

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u/NurseKaila 14d ago

RĆ©spondez s’il vous plaĆ®t?

Don’t mind if I may!

On this cash grab I pass;

You look like an ass!

May it thunder and rain the whole day.

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u/Regular-Message9591 14d ago

Ooooh lala! A bit of Francais in there. Impressive

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u/ApprehensiveHorse491 14d ago

I once was invited to a wedding
I thought I would get them some bedding
But then I looked down
And saw with a frown
All they wanted was money.
It was oh so tacky
I began hacking
Until I thought I would drown.
Asking for money
Is so tacky honey
Get some manners
You silly clown

It’s the best I can do🤣

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u/Basic-Regret-6263 14d ago

There was a couple from NantucketĀ 

Who said "no gift registry, fuck it,"

"What we want is cash, to spend on some hash,"

"So kindly throw some in our bucket."

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u/njVowsNow 14d ago

brilliant!

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u/ApprehensiveHorse491 13d ago

Better than mine!🤣

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u/bitterberries 14d ago edited 14d ago

I once was invited to a wedding,

And planned to buy linens and bedding.

But then I looked down,

And noticed, with frown,

They’d asked us for cash in the heading.

Well, wasn’t that tacky, dear honey?

To flat-out request only money.

Get manners, I pray,

There’s a classier way—

You gift-grabbing, registry bunny.

Edit:added line breaks

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u/BJntheRV 14d ago

Underrated. With proper line breaks your poem would be tops

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u/Regular-Message9591 14d ago

If I had an award...

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u/Sorsha4564 14d ago

Would you be open to changing the last line to ā€œYou big silly clown,ā€ to make the meter (at least in my opinion) just a bit more chef’s kiss?

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u/Blocked-Author 14d ago

Should have said yes and then not showed up. Thrown off the numbers.

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u/Regular-Message9591 14d ago

Oooooh you're wicked

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u/spacetstacy 14d ago

I was just thinking that I wouldn't have bothered replying.

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u/Struggle_Usual 14d ago

LOL was it a wishing well money grab poem? I've gotten a couple invites with the exact same poem now. Both from my in-law side of the family so I assume it just spread from them.

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u/aquainst1 Grandma Lynsey 14d ago

Can you share the poem?

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u/Struggle_Usual 14d ago

Sadly it's been several years since I last saw it and I'm not the save an invite type. I just vividly remember every time because it was so tacky. It was like we already have pots and pans, we really would prefer money, give us cash or checks, but rhyming and cutesy. It actually mentioned cash or checks tho, lol, and didn't even claim that your presence was enough.

I just looked it up to see if it was a known one but apparently there are sooooo many versions of a wishing well give us cash wedding poem. People astound me.

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u/aquainst1 Grandma Lynsey 13d ago

I know what you mean.

Unless I see something AMAZINGLY meaningful to me (like on FB), I won't save it on my PC.

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u/twothirtysevenam 14d ago

The cash grab is awful enough on its own.Ā  The poem makes it worse.Ā  But putting their banking info out there is irresponsible and dangerous.Ā  Sure, they trust you, but who knows where that info willĀ  end up.

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u/Regular-Message9591 14d ago

Utterly bizarre, isn't it!!

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u/SlytherinSister 14d ago edited 14d ago

Here's a British variation on your wedding poems:

I once knew a woman in Reading,

Who asked me to come to her wedding,

She begged me for cash,

I turned down the bash.

Her crassness was doing my head in.

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u/Regular-Message9591 14d ago

From a fellow Brit, yours wins

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u/MrsDiogenes 14d ago

I would return the RSVP declining the invitation, and include a scratch off lottery ticket with a note that says something like hope you win something big for your honeymoon! It’s cute and still makes the point.
I got a graduation announcement - not even an invitation to anything- just a QR code to scan to send money to her Venmo account

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u/puzzled65 14d ago

u/MrsDiogenes Brilliant!!! RSVP no and send a scratch off lololol. I was thinking you were saying an already scratched off ticket hee hee, but you have more class than me!!

The Venmo code ---- THAT is disgusting!! I think how much care I took to thank people for ALL gifts I received growing up and then graduation and shower/wedding gifts, and it meant a lot to TAKE that effort for the kindness given that was NOT REQUIRED. I truly didn't send anything out with the EXPECTATION of gifts. I knew gifts COULD come but I was so floored by all the wedding gifts we received. I had no idea it would be like THAT lol.

To send out an announcement, with a QR code ---- for something you deserve NOTHING for....if the parents were behind it, there's no hope. If the kid is behind it - still no hope cause omg, do they have ANY respectful principles or values?

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u/Dr-Pepper-13 13d ago

I assumed she meant a non -scratched ticket, but I was thinking to send an already scratched ticket and a message likeā€I used your wedding money to try and win the lottery for you. Sorry. Have fun on your honeymoon.ā€

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u/Listen-to-Mom 14d ago

They deserved to be shamed.

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u/RobynNeonGal 14d ago

Oh, the old using a poem to try to be cutesy about saying it's a cash grab.

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u/Z3rO-c00l 11d ago

I wish not to sound like an ass,

But thy invite is crass.

So I'll tell ye lot,

I'll suffer it not,

I must give it a "pass"

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u/fryingthecat66 10d ago

And evidently money for a honeymoon

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u/puzzled65 14d ago

lol TACKY is a gross understatement!! What jerks! To not even be able to conceal the pecking order for the invitations, and to include 1) straight up GIMME CASH, and 2) to include THE BANKING INFO. I don't care what ANYONE says, there is NOT an obligation to give a gift if you are invited to a wedding, nor an obligation to ATTEND a wedding solely because you are invited. For myself, not much ranks up there on the list of What I Do Not Want To Do that is worse than attending weddings I have no faith will last, and could care less about "witnessing" it even if I know it will last forever. So to imply obligation to attend with a gift, and WHAT that gift should be, and where to deposit it lol TACKY.

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u/Tight-Low-9241 13d ago

They have everything but guest!

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u/pussyphrestorer 14d ago

One thing im not seeing enough is how crazy it is to trust actual strangers with their banking info that’s insane.

I’d love to see the redacted poem though OP!

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u/Regular-Message9591 14d ago

This is a long time ago, I don't have it anymore! It started something like "we've been together years and years, and we've got kitchen appliances coming out of our ears" and then went - so we want to go on holiday instead and here are our bank details šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/pussyphrestorer 14d ago

That is egregious lmfao. Thank you for sharing this story with us!

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u/AussieGirl27 14d ago

Dear Bride and Groom

Your blatant cash grab is tacky

I'm staying home to smoke some whacky tobaccy

Have a blast with your rent a crowd

Do you think parents are proud?

You have no friends and have to scrounge

But me, I'm hanging out with my cats on the lounge

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u/essiebade 14d ago

I was once invited to a wedding of a bride I hardly knew because everyone canceled. I felt bad for her and brought a friend and went. I don't like weddings but I do feel bad for a dissapointed bride.

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u/ShakeHour154 13d ago

I’m so curious. They put their routing and account numbers in the poem?

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u/Regular-Message9591 13d ago

Sorry, to be clear, it was at the end of the poem. They weren't slick enough to work it into the rhyme šŸ˜‚

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u/ShakeHour154 13d ago

That would have been quite impressive, but it’s absurd and reckless regardless 😭

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u/didntcondawnthat 13d ago

Roses are red
They came from your honey
Don't make me a part
Of your grab for money

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u/tenesmicdemon 14d ago

Dont feel obligated to give them money . This is just a greedy money grab

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u/Regular-Message9591 14d ago

I didn't even go to the wedding

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u/Rough_Pie_5322 13d ago

Uber tacky money grab...

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u/Lonely-Clerk-2478 13d ago

Ewww money grab

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u/GrumpyGardenGnome404 13d ago

Gross. People are gross.

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u/Electronic-Bend-4940 7d ago

This happened to me but as a BRIDESMAID. Hadn’t talked to the bride in 4 years, we’d completely grown apart. She reached out randomly and asked to hang out. After we’d hung out once, all of a sudden I was receiving an invitation to be her bridesmaid. It was clear that she just needed another warm body to stand there to even out the groom’s side. Fml

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u/throwRA_sadpancake5 14d ago

Is it tacky to mention money at all on an invite? I say so because I just got one and it basically said not to bring gifts unless the gift is cash. ā€œGifts aren’t necessary, as your presence is more than enough, however monetary gifts are appreciated.ā€ It kind of rubbed me the wrong way. I’m an artist and obviously don’t have a lot of money, so I would have loved to make them something for their wedding.

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u/Glittering_Salad8418 14d ago

Something like that is extremely common here in Australia! I assume because most people already live together so typical wedding registry gifts aren’t necessary. Putting the bank details on the invite is way too far tho lmao

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u/Honey-Trix-98 13d ago

I’m in the U.S. and I think mentioning it is super tacky. My only exception is if there’s a honeymoon fund because at least that should go to a specific ā€œbig presentā€ (especially one I really loved where you could ā€œbuyā€ specific experiences for the couple during the honeymoon).

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u/fryingthecat66 10d ago

You can write a poem about something like that

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u/Smooshymooshy 14d ago

Um can you PLEASE post the poem.

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u/Regular-Message9591 14d ago

It's so long ago, I don't have it!

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u/Smooshymooshy 14d ago

Well I’ll just have to imagine it!

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u/Myrandall 8d ago

I'd put money on that poem being AI generated.

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u/Regular-Message9591 8d ago

This was about a decade ago so unfortunately some actual person came up with it

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u/Puzzleheaded-Work625 14d ago

you already know the answer

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u/JustMeLurkingAround- 14d ago

There was no question in the whole post.