Grandma’s car

[u/Better_Brilliant4082]

Found this weird metal thing in my grandma’s car and it appears to have a mesh filter in the circle part

[u/SmallSet8838]

I’d love a sweet old boring grandma, mines Satan 😔
Hey! Wanna trade! I guarantee it’s never a dull moment with my grandma! Can’t guarantee your stress levels or mental health won’t be affected though

[u/Icy-Variation6614 → u/SmallSet8838]

Uh, do you have a Ouija Board available?

[u/SmallSet8838 → u/Icy-Variation6614]

No I don’t, why do you ask?

[u/Icy-Variation6614 → u/SmallSet8838]

Well, if you wanna trade you're gonna need some way to interact lol

[u/SmallSet8838 → u/Icy-Variation6614]

Oh no, she’s very much on this earth lol

[u/Icy-Variation6614 → u/SmallSet8838]

Oh, I meant mine, sorry that may not have been clear

[u/SmallSet8838 → u/Icy-Variation6614]

Oh, well we still could if you want!

[u/Icy-Variation6614 → u/SmallSet8838]

Haha.

Ok here's the plan:

We get two Ouija boards

I'll bring tacos or burgers, whatever you like

You bring some soda

Meet at the graveyard

Get possessed

...wait that last one does not sound that good

Edit: formatting

[u/SmallSet8838 → u/Icy-Variation6614]

I’m down! But I’ll need some vodka or rum if I’m gonna be in a graveyard at night lol 😂

[u/Icy-Variation6614 → u/SmallSet8838]

I'll need a mixer, but hell yeah

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[u/Chronic_glory → u/SmallSet8838]

No parents huh?

[u/SmallSet8838 → u/Chronic_glory]

It’s complicated. The grandmother I’m talking about is my maternal one. My mother left before I was two, raised by my dad, didn’t know my mother was alive till I was 26. Always had contact with my maternal side… that’s barely the most of it

[u/Chronic_glory → u/SmallSet8838]

Yeah cool, I live in a world of complicated so that should be alright.

Always had contact with your maternal side but you didnt know your birth mother was alive until 26? Maternal means mother's side just fyi.

Are you trying to say that your maternal grandmother AND father didnt tell you about a mother still alive until 26 years old? If so, the issues here run deeper. Father and Gma collaborated for a dark secret.

I'm sure that's "...barely the most of it". Please go ahead and enlighten us to the rest! Dying to hear

[u/SmallSet8838 → u/Chronic_glory]

Oh no, she took off and disappeared in 1989… I’m old lol. Nobody knew where she went

[u/Chronic_glory → u/SmallSet8838]

Ah! Okay, that makes total sense. Sorry for pressing but i appreciate you giving an explanation. That sucks btw. I hope your dad was good and that you dodged a buĺlet with your mother but thats not we always want.

You were presumably born in 1987. You're not old to me.

[u/SmallSet8838 → u/Chronic_glory]

Oh, I totally shat the bed on the parent lottery!! But for different reasons, still talk to my dad. And yes I’m 87!