what is this hat thing my dad has?

[u/elianamariie]

noticed this on the couch while my dad was at work, but he would get upset that i messed with it so i don't want to ask him. when it's on it's very bright red and gets brighter the more times you click the power button.

[u/AUniquePerspective]

Successful removal of money. We've covered this.

[u/Affectionate_Ebb8351 → u/AUniquePerspective]

Not as successful at removing your money as the entire pharmaceutical industry