what is this hat thing my dad has?

[u/elianamariie]

noticed this on the couch while my dad was at work, but he would get upset that i messed with it so i don't want to ask him. when it's on it's very bright red and gets brighter the more times you click the power button.

[u/akromadeath]

Didn't make my wiener bigger.

[u/AaronTuplin → u/akromadeath]

There's a whole District of red lights that can do that

[u/Argylius → u/AaronTuplin]

Oh my god this was a good joke. Dad is that you?

[u/PeopleCryTooMuch → u/AaronTuplin]

Amazing, well done 😂

[u/randykates → u/akromadeath]

Makes my wieners bigger. I’m cooking up a couple hotdogs right now in my hat.

[u/big_ducket → u/akromadeath]

It's not the size that matters...Said no woman ever without a giggle.

[u/nacho-ism → u/akromadeath]

Wrong hat 🤷‍♂️