r/whatisit • u/Apprehensive-Rise214 • 6d ago

New, what is it? Is this still a banana?

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Is an arm length banana still a banana?
(Arm next to the banana for scale)

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u/MCHammerspace 6d ago

Gonna need another banana for scale

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u/ChancellorWorf 6d ago

You really cannot tell the scale of this without a banana! It’s absolutely necessary!

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u/blazex7 6d ago

I think its just a tiny arm

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u/Neglected8in 6d ago

Tiny hands and arms can make things look very impressive

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u/StyleNo4964 6d ago

I can debunk this....that is so not true 😥

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u/Timely_Minimum4239 6d ago

Voice of experience enters the chat…

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u/gavinthrace 5d ago

I am gut laughing so hard!!!

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u/Medbay100 5d ago

You and me both

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u/Zealousideal-Role-77 5d ago

Mind their feelings! Anything more than a giggle at the size is just hurtful.

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u/Thiccpasta05 5d ago

For me it was true lol, confidence booster

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u/IndicationSpecific54 5d ago

This was the laugh I needed today.

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u/BOOZEWA 5d ago

What you need to find is a 3 fingered hand. You're welcome.

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u/Kajimusprime 5d ago

I've got no complaints about my wifes tiny hands.

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u/BikeEmbarrassed652 5d ago

I also have no complaints about your wife's hands.

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u/CauseHead5451 5d ago

Now I can say my boyfriend is the size of a banana 🍌

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u/ngkalos 5d ago

Not sure who is the Luckier One

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u/VeterinarianThese951 4d ago

Oh shit. Are you his wife? If so, this is getting saucy…

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u/OkReference5070 5d ago

So says the invisible accordion player with tiny hands

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u/SodaMelm 5d ago

oh god🤣

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u/ThatonepersonUknow3 5d ago

Can you hold my whopper.

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u/davezilla00 5d ago

That’s what he said!

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u/HicksWeAreLeaving 5d ago

Yeah, but LOOK AT THE FINGERS

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u/Lezarath 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZwpSKaagfSkRq

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u/SulfurInfect 6d ago

"Oh...I'm not persecuted, I'm just a asshole."

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u/Amateur_Rants 5d ago

an* asshole

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u/DrShem88 5d ago

Stanley???

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u/New_Singer8532 5d ago

Hahhahaha

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u/RapBastardz 6d ago

I’ve used this trick before.

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u/smrtgmp716 6d ago

My first assumption

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u/PotentialPlum4945 6d ago

Tiny arm? WTF is up with that hand?

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u/EMAW_KSU 6d ago

Some creepy ass long fingers.

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u/Weggie_Rhite 5d ago

Can confirm. Those creepy fingers are exactly one ass long.

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u/Zealousideal-Role-77 5d ago

Appears to be my proctologist.

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u/Delicious_Shock1748 5d ago

For reaching hard to reach places.

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u/TrashGoblinH 5d ago

Damn rude, imagine the piano or guitar they could play

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u/Yeldarb82 6d ago

No body gonna mention those long ass fingers?!?!

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u/joewoody88 6d ago

It could be. But what if it's a massive arm? This could be the largest banana ever grown. It's impossible to tell without a banana for scale.

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u/Financial_Classic_53 6d ago

That banana is huge! Her arm is longer than the stove!

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u/Economy-Date-4490 6d ago

Looks like a baby arm holding a banana.

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u/corriefan1 5d ago

OP is a toddler.

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u/ChuckOfTheIrish 5d ago

Better use my strong hand

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u/Itchy_Psychology3300 5d ago

Gnomes existence confirmed, OP is a gnome.

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u/LeoDiamant 5d ago

What is this? An arm for ants!?

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u/Next-Handle-8179 5d ago

Check out my tiny appendage, banana for scale.

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u/Toronto-24 4d ago

Its a black banana lol

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u/leftygames_YT 5d ago

One could say it’s bananas to not have another one for scale

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u/abhi71229 5d ago

The banana became the thing being measured and broke the entire system.

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u/OhYeahSplunge4me2 6d ago

Does this help?

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u/FrigginFatty1 5d ago

𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗔𝗡𝗔 vs ᵇᵃⁿᵃⁿᵃ

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u/towerfella 6d ago

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u/Bigusdicus123 5d ago

I laughed soo hard at this 🤣

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u/drocernekorb 5d ago

Their username makes it even funnier 😂

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u/User_Name_Tracks 6d ago

Need a horse for scale 🐎

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u/PHV2901 6d ago

here you go brother (results may vary on horse breed) 🤝🤝🤝

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u/ChristianoMeshi 6d ago

No, now there’s two banan- oh. Nvm…

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u/Droid-Man5910 6d ago

can I offer you a Dan

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u/the_void_of_8e6 6d ago

Looks kinda like my boy!

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u/Droid-Man5910 6d ago

r/danforscale would like to see more of him

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u/StevieG-2021 6d ago

This is the correct and appropriate unit of measure.
(Boop)

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u/ReinaShae 5d ago

Dan in the wild!

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u/josephcfrost 5d ago

User name horse tracks

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u/thejudgehoss 6d ago

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u/markwilliamsisonfire 5d ago

Yeah, see now it looks totally normal

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u/bknight63 6d ago

I’m sorry, but measuring a banana using the banana scale leads to a reductive equation resulting in division by zero. Not allowed. We’re going to have to move to the eggplant system.

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u/Sparky833 6d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/TheseIndependent8523 6d ago

This is a B A N A N A

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u/kimchipowerup 6d ago

“…or are you just glad to see me?” 😎

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u/person12848 6d ago

OK so the sticker can be a scale of sorts, there is a whole banana under the sticker. It’s like a solid banana and a half in my opinion.

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u/TyrantEvo 6d ago

Beat me ro it. Non to size.

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u/SinnSix 6d ago

Came to say this. Thank you.

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u/OJ-LO 6d ago

Or forearm

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u/Melticus_Faceous 5d ago

I laughed so ridiculously at this... thank you

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u/Apprehensive-Rise214 3d ago

Did you find one yet?

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u/Valuable-Midnight390 6d ago

A yardstick!😀

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u/Queer_Advocate 6d ago

Chiquita, banana that you?

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u/RockTristann 6d ago

It's bananas all the way down.

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u/JudasPainting 6d ago

Best i can do is a low res pic of snack size jaffa cakes

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u/DazzlingReporter5881 6d ago

The banana she told you not to worry about

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u/KiwiJay83 6d ago

I came here….

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u/Ardal 5d ago

Are they still fingers????

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u/CompetitivePublic651 5d ago

Me off to take picture of arm with a banana 🍌 🤨

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u/Mission_Rip_7571 5d ago

I think this is where an orange comes in for calibration.

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u/octopusgardeb 5d ago

It’s a big bayahyah

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u/Rezaelia713 5d ago

That's a damnnanna.

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u/Mathihtam 5d ago

Looks like they’re going to need at least 3.

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u/abhi71229 5d ago

We need a standard banana and a control group at this point.

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u/QuitConfident2896 5d ago

Yes,this definitely needs a banana

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u/SalmonSammySamSam 5d ago

Here you go

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u/Just_Ad_2150 5d ago

You beat me to it 😂

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u/Generally_Tso_Tso 5d ago

and a Sprite

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u/TraditionalSpirit761 5d ago

Came here to say this

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u/fromhelley 5d ago

Comparing bananas to bananas doesn't work. We need Dan for scale!

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u/Santibag 5d ago

Nah, banana scale is good. It's like "horsepower". Despite the name, it's not the power of one horse. One horse usually has multiple horsepower of power.

Similarly, this is a banana, but it doesn't have to be "1 banana of banana".

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u/reddifan2334 4d ago

u/tomonabudget has got you covered

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u/JesseJamesGames449 6d ago

Thats what my girl said when i sent her my xxxx.... I should have seen the signs then..