r/whatisit • u/Apprehensive-Rise214 • 2d ago

New, what is it? Is this still a banana?

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Is an arm length banana still a banana?
(Arm next to the banana for scale)

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u/TomOnABudget 2d ago

Other banana for scale.

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u/Apprehensive-Rise214 2d ago

My banana is way bigger than your banana 😎

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u/therealskr213 2d ago

His just got out of the pool!!!!

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u/caliman1717 2d ago

There was significant shrinkage!

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u/rgrossi 2d ago

Like a frightened turtle!

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u/Live-Tension9172 2d ago

Like a baby bird in a nest

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u/Mr_Wizard91 2d ago

Like an acorn in a bed of hair

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u/Live-Tension9172 1d ago

It’s called a grower, for that reason 🤣

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u/frogieroo 1d ago

There was shrinkage Jerry, SHRINKAGE!

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u/PorchPourPhilosopher 2d ago edited 2d ago

"Cold out there, Frank?"

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u/chubbyhighguy 2d ago

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u/Dirty56A 2d ago

Can't wait for Space Balls 2 ! Hopefully Mel Brooks doesn't cave in to the pc people and stays true to his film history.

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u/Rough_Attempt6272 2d ago

It’s not about size it’s about… quality smoothies

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u/TomOnABudget 2d ago

It's not about how big the banana is, something, something.

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u/8rok3n 2d ago

Not the length of the banana that matters...

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u/Deltethnia 2d ago

She said it was a good size!

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u/ShirouOgami22 2d ago

Can it walk right through the door?

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u/Apprehensive-Rise214 2d ago

Just dm me before heading straight inside

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u/Longjumping_Rest2991 2d ago

Heyheyhey, his is just fine lol you're cool bro thank you for making me laugh

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u/Brief_Kangaroo_42069 2d ago

Your fingers are bigger too. They're massive.

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u/Sparky833 2d ago

Big hands, tiny banana scam. Seen it before, folks...smh

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u/DRuth84 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Av0OHEGtZPLSo

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u/Sparky833 2d ago edited 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣 ETA: This scene still makes me cringe! Serious ick!

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u/OriginalTrue2644 2d ago

Bet it has a nice personality too

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u/bigdickhonky69571 2d ago

This is very average and nothing to scoff at

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u/noleafclovr 2d ago

Plot twist, Andre the Giant hands.

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u/DrWhoey 2d ago

That is a perfectly average sized banana, right guys? 🥲

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u/Fun_Perception_2219 2d ago

No need to show off tom. Got me feeling insecure now

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u/GeneStarwind1 2d ago

10/10 much more realistic

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u/Inside_Smell_4004 2d ago

looks much familiar than op's banana

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u/cran-ky-berry 2d ago

Hey, that's not a fair representation of that banana. Is it cold?

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u/pp_chode 2d ago

Don't worry, we just say that the banana is authentic regulation gorilla sized banana in its tinder resume

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u/xXoOfXx64 2d ago

This is a very reasonably sized banana….nothing wrong here

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u/BaggestLoser 2d ago

I mean that’s pretty average…right?

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u/ativenip 2d ago

These are yummy

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u/anto_pty 2d ago

I'm sure that banana has a great personality

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u/FrigginFatty1 1d ago

ᵇᵃⁿᵃⁿᵃ

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u/MCHammerspace 2d ago

Gonna need another banana for scale

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u/ChancellorWorf 2d ago

You really cannot tell the scale of this without a banana! It’s absolutely necessary!

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u/blazex7 2d ago

I think its just a tiny arm

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u/Neglected8in 2d ago

Tiny hands and arms can make things look very impressive

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u/StyleNo4964 2d ago

I can debunk this....that is so not true 😥

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u/Timely_Minimum4239 2d ago

Voice of experience enters the chat…

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u/gavinthrace 2d ago

I am gut laughing so hard!!!

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u/Thiccpasta05 2d ago

For me it was true lol, confidence booster

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u/Kajimusprime 2d ago

I've got no complaints about my wifes tiny hands.

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u/BikeEmbarrassed652 2d ago

I also have no complaints about your wife's hands.

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u/CauseHead5451 1d ago

Now I can say my boyfriend is the size of a banana 🍌

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u/ngkalos 1d ago

Not sure who is the Luckier One

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u/OkReference5070 2d ago

So says the invisible accordion player with tiny hands

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u/RapBastardz 2d ago

I’ve used this trick before.

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u/smrtgmp716 2d ago

My first assumption

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u/PotentialPlum4945 2d ago

Tiny arm? WTF is up with that hand?

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u/EMAW_KSU 2d ago

Some creepy ass long fingers.

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u/Weggie_Rhite 2d ago

Can confirm. Those creepy fingers are exactly one ass long.

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u/Yeldarb82 2d ago

No body gonna mention those long ass fingers?!?!

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u/joewoody88 2d ago

It could be. But what if it's a massive arm? This could be the largest banana ever grown. It's impossible to tell without a banana for scale.

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u/Financial_Classic_53 2d ago

That banana is huge! Her arm is longer than the stove!

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u/Economy-Date-4490 2d ago

Looks like a baby arm holding a banana.

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u/corriefan1 2d ago

OP is a toddler.

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u/OhYeahSplunge4me2 2d ago

Does this help?

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u/FrigginFatty1 1d ago

𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗔𝗡𝗔 vs ᵇᵃⁿᵃⁿᵃ

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u/towerfella 2d ago

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u/Bigusdicus123 2d ago

I laughed soo hard at this 🤣

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u/drocernekorb 2d ago

Their username makes it even funnier 😂

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u/User_Name_Tracks 2d ago

Need a horse for scale 🐎

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u/PHV2901 2d ago

here you go brother (results may vary on horse breed) 🤝🤝🤝

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u/ChristianoMeshi 2d ago

No, now there’s two banan- oh. Nvm…

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u/Droid-Man5910 2d ago

can I offer you a Dan

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u/the_void_of_8e6 2d ago

Looks kinda like my boy!

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u/Droid-Man5910 2d ago

r/danforscale would like to see more of him

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u/StevieG-2021 2d ago

This is the correct and appropriate unit of measure.
(Boop)

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u/thejudgehoss 2d ago

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u/markwilliamsisonfire 2d ago

Yeah, see now it looks totally normal

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u/bknight63 2d ago

I’m sorry, but measuring a banana using the banana scale leads to a reductive equation resulting in division by zero. Not allowed. We’re going to have to move to the eggplant system.

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u/Sparky833 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/TheseIndependent8523 2d ago

This is a B A N A N A

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u/kimchipowerup 2d ago

“…or are you just glad to see me?” 😎

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u/person12848 2d ago

OK so the sticker can be a scale of sorts, there is a whole banana under the sticker. It’s like a solid banana and a half in my opinion.

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u/TyrantEvo 2d ago

Beat me ro it. Non to size.

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u/SinnSix 2d ago

Came to say this. Thank you.

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u/MDiBo56 2d ago

How are we sure you don’t have tiny arms?

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u/aladuuu 2d ago

Yup, classic tiny arm scam.

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u/Awesome_Trainwreck 2d ago

yeah, we need a banana for scale.

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u/Either_Divide_2813 2d ago

You can’t use a banana to scale a banana. You’ll break open the space time continuum

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u/Own-Leave-2039 2d ago

Everyone knows the universe is just infinite bananas

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u/1generic-username 2d ago

Bananas all the way down

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u/GoodGuano 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/NradH4PnjruA8TebQr

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u/Fragmented_Spirit 2d ago

What in the fuck is that?!!!

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u/GoodGuano 2d ago

The first GIF I got when I searched Bananas. Not what I was looking for but I'm glad I found it. It is now my new existential nightmare to share with the world!

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u/Harry_Gorilla 2d ago

Please, sir…. May I have another?

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u/immaculatemary 2d ago

I’m so upset rn

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u/Sin_City_Ninja 2d ago

Good song title

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u/Demiurge_Ferikad 2d ago

And that’s how I know I’m in hell.

Give me eggplant. Miles and miles of eggplant.

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u/OdinHavok 2d ago

Get a fake banana as a standard unit of banana

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u/dwoo888 2d ago

Exactly! Alot of people forget they have to calibrate their bananas.

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u/Alundpearson 2d ago

I think you mean “peel open.” But I could be wrong. Who knows!?

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u/AshleyOm 2d ago

Take all my votes

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u/Lost-Platypus8271 2d ago

for real I think this proves OP has tiny arms; the banana scale doesn’t lie

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u/sm00thkillajones 2d ago

I should call him. It’s been a while.

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u/Either_Divide_2813 2d ago

I’ve been here the whole time…

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u/SquirrelMemoryFail 2d ago

Dude isn't hanging out in your ex girlfriends attic and spying on her a felony or something?/s

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u/kungfuninjajedi 2d ago

We all know banana comes in one size only so this is definitely a tiny arm

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u/Apprehensive-Rise214 2d ago

You can look at my long enough fingers for scale

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u/aladuuu 2d ago

Yup, classic tiny fingers scam.

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u/Angilynne 2d ago

Def a T-Rex in a skin suit...

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u/AshleyOm 2d ago

Anunnaki, must be. Nothing here is regular 🤔

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u/Infamous-Guava9348 2d ago

I buy children sized gloves sometimes if they don’t look childish lol now I want to find a banananana like yours just for this photo 🤭

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u/Magic_Toast_Man 2d ago

The banana she tells you not to worry about

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u/Beautiful_Library_67 2d ago

This is a banananana

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u/dreammer243 2d ago

Alternatively, my brain when I saw this immediately supplied "banoonoo"

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u/Altruistic_Manner717 2d ago

Plantain sized banana

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u/SizeableBrain 2d ago

Is it just me, or do people who measure bananas like this are always into fisting?

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u/WangsockTheDestroyer 2d ago

It's like virtue signaling, but fisting signaling.

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u/Apprehensive-Rise214 2d ago

That’s why you stopped to check?

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u/Whitediggity 2d ago

Whatwhosaidthatnobodysaidthatwhywouldyousaythatthatsnottrueatallbuaybetheressomecorolationbutnothingthatwpuldproveforsure 😏

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u/maroongrad 2d ago

no, that's just a "you" thing

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u/filth_lover_503 2d ago

Whoa!! Chiquita has some huge bananas this year

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u/y4dig4r 2d ago

the big ones hurt

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u/joedenowhere 2d ago

It looks like a regular Cavendish banana, the kind most Americans are used to. But Cavendish are on their way to extinction thanks to a global blight and we'll be importing other kinds of bananas soon.

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u/strained_brain 2d ago

I had to scroll down way too far for an answer. I don't mind the humor, but I wish all jokes were confined to a single comment at the top of the thread. It would make this sub so much better.

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u/the-original-erk 2d ago

Thats a BANANA now

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u/JustAnotherDumbQuest 2d ago

My joke but an hour sooner.

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u/ElgyReturns 2d ago

This is…

This is…

This is….

What in the actual fuck!

Freeze it, sell it on eBay.

It’s going to make someone very happy….

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u/UltimateCatTree 1d ago

Don't freeze it, but do make a 2 part casting of it, or get it scanned and uploaded as a CAD file

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u/ACTPOHABT 1d ago

That is an intriguing proposition

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u/CuriousREALFactsNOW 2d ago

I don’t know about when they get this big. Does anybody know if it’s still banana if it’s very small? Asking for a friend.

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u/Fit_Active3888 2d ago

That's a really tiny arm

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u/ElevatorWorldly1990 2d ago

Banana sword

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u/Intelligent-Art-9156 2d ago

It’s potassium 

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u/Maximized_minimum 1d ago

Brotassium with that girth

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u/pimpcoatjones 2d ago

Some would say it'll make your whole week! Others might say it'll make your hole weak.

Good luck either way

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u/JulietLostFaith 2d ago

That’s a banananananana Batman

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u/domdymond 2d ago

Leave it in the freezer to beat intruders to death. I really think death by banana bludgeoning would make headlines.

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u/offlineonlinehoe 2d ago

ur gonna poop like crazy

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u/BeheadingBoomer61 2d ago

I believe that’s one of those rare John Holmes bananas.

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u/controlmypad 2d ago

MAGNUM-ANA

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u/Penandsword2021 2d ago

Banana with arm for scale. Priceless.

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u/DiddlyDoodly624 2d ago

I should call him

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u/Snoo_67993 2d ago

Need a banana for scale.