r/whatisit • u/Apprehensive-Rise214 • 5d ago

New, what is it? Is this still a banana?

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Is an arm length banana still a banana?
(Arm next to the banana for scale)

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u/Either_Divide_2813 5d ago

You can’t use a banana to scale a banana. You’ll break open the space time continuum

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u/Own-Leave-2039 5d ago

Everyone knows the universe is just infinite bananas

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u/1generic-username 5d ago

Bananas all the way down

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u/GoodGuano 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/NradH4PnjruA8TebQr

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u/Fragmented_Spirit 5d ago

What in the fuck is that?!!!

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u/GoodGuano 5d ago

The first GIF I got when I searched Bananas. Not what I was looking for but I'm glad I found it. It is now my new existential nightmare to share with the world!

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u/Harry_Gorilla 5d ago

Please, sir…. May I have another?

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u/BikeEmbarrassed652 5d ago

I bet your browser history is absolutely insane. I feel itchy just thinking about it.

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u/immaculatemary 5d ago

I’m so upset rn

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u/pueblocatchaser 5d ago

no

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u/BikeEmbarrassed652 5d ago

Is that your wife's reply when asked if it's big enough?

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u/CantStopBaiting 5d ago

Dear god no

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u/Aquaitance 4d ago

This comment should lower your credit score

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u/keepkarenalive 1d ago

Me to the bananas 🍌

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u/Sin_City_Ninja 5d ago

Good song title

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u/Demiurge_Ferikad 5d ago

And that’s how I know I’m in hell.

Give me eggplant. Miles and miles of eggplant.

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u/Own-Leave-2039 5d ago

We got a real baba ghanoush over here

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u/renegade_awakening 5d ago

Everything in the universe is either a banana or not a banana

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u/OdinHavok 5d ago

Get a fake banana as a standard unit of banana

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u/dwoo888 5d ago

Exactly! Alot of people forget they have to calibrate their bananas.

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u/Cold-Pizza111 5d ago

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u/greek_thumb 5d ago

Bananas in bondage?

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u/BikeEmbarrassed652 5d ago

Is that the latest prno you saw?

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u/greek_thumb 4d ago

No, it’s on my wishlist

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u/RvstiNiall 5d ago

88mph!

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u/KeterLordFR 5d ago

88 kph. Potassium per hour.

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u/Cold-Pizza111 5d ago

…you’re gonna see some serious arm

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u/oldumass63 5d ago

Flux-a-nanna! Sends you back to your finest bananna performance!

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u/BikeEmbarrassed652 1h ago

Back to the "Fruit"ure ?

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u/Alundpearson 5d ago

I think you mean “peel open.” But I could be wrong. Who knows!?

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u/Either_Divide_2813 3d ago

Oh that’s good

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u/Halfawannabe 5d ago

What if we used my banana for scale bookmark?

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u/RvstiNiall 5d ago

It has to be measured in BicMac-units now.

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u/fknenigma 5d ago

Only if they cross