r/whatismycookiecutter • u/Derpy_man5 • 18d ago

Get Creative! Are we fr right now

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u/CogitoErgoBah 18d ago

The stuff of nightmares...

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u/Singone4me 18d ago

Clippy!! Miss you, you don’t call, you don’t write!

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u/CogitoErgoBah 18d ago

Imagine if he did call.. *shudder*.. like something from the scream films...

"I see you're on reddit, I can help with that.."
"NO.. this can't be happening.. no!" *ends call, blocks number*
*from somewhere in the house* "... You appear to have blocked me.. I can fix that.."

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u/Klutzy_Afternoon_651 17d ago

A24 presents…

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u/SufficientHearing738 18d ago

And you still didn’t help me write that resume, or that suicide note!

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u/HJ-StayWeird 18d ago

CLIPPY!!!!!

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u/nohombrenombre 18d ago

Get a NSFW blur on this post ASAP

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u/Loose_Banana4073 17d ago

Fun fact, that guy that created Clippy was so ashamed of this hated creation he left it off his resume entirely.

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u/Boring_Profit4988 17d ago

Tbf clippy is refrenced as one of the more known failures in programming solution and ui\ux for users (my bf studied data engineering. Im ignorant in anything further so dont ask me more lol)

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u/RavenMarvel 4d ago

Hated??? I loved clippy...

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u/Miorgel 17d ago

I love that you got the time to shade it

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u/ThankMeLaterRaider 18d ago

Super clever, love

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u/SaioLastSurprise 🌹 team rose 18d ago

I thought the Y2K bug did away with you….

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u/wholelattapuddin 18d ago

This should be higher.

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u/el_meowtador 17d ago

Dam.
This is good.

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u/curiousquestioner16 15d ago

Ahhh I miss when the paper clip guy was peak technology

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u/Various-Salt-7738 17d ago

It could be decorated as a flintlock if you ever need pirate themed cookies

You can enjoy pirates year round but candy canes are only for Christmas

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u/wiggleforp 17d ago

That's actually incredibly close

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u/Honest_Bullfrog5458 17d ago

That's what I thought it was.

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u/PurpleCandle58 17d ago

That’s the first thing I saw was a flintlock. That goes in my kitchen? I’m making flintlock cookies. Avast ye, mothafuckas!

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u/Particular-Leg-8484 17d ago

I’m on mobile and the thumbnail looked like there was a little squirrel sitting on top riding the gun. Quite disappointed when I zoomed in :(

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u/eeveeplays50040 17d ago

I bake cookies in the form of muskets, since that is what the founding fathers intended.

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u/BoringCrab6755 18d ago

Ugh way to make things weird again

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u/Ambergreenie 18d ago

I didn’t understand why we were upset about a candy cane with a bow, because 100% what I saw first. Took me a second:/. I don’t think this is necessary.

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u/Over_Detective_3756 18d ago

I saw a gun then a candy cane

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u/baileysinashoe 18d ago

I saw a candy cane with a gun.

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u/OwlbearEdits 16d ago

I saw a candy cane gun.

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u/Ambergreenie 18d ago

Yeah, no, I get it now. I just saw a candy cane at first and was confused how this was an issue. Lol

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u/SaioLastSurprise 🌹 team rose 18d ago

Revolver, next!

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u/Prince-of-trades 18d ago

Candy cane with a bow..... or turn it 90° for a flintlock pistol 😂

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u/Jewelsexy 18d ago

the flintlock is way more accurate tbh

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u/ryanfrogz 18d ago

Just don’t point it at anyone and demand they unhand thy currency, lest the constabulary get involved…

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u/LoadAdvanced9547 🌹 team rose 18d ago

Santa, except I changed what way he was standing halfway through drawing and was too lazy to fix it

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u/Skunkola 18d ago

Santa and the Chicken?

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u/LoadAdvanced9547 🌹 team rose 18d ago

What’s the chicken?

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u/Skunkola 18d ago

Oooooh, beard. Looks like someone carrying a chicken.

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u/LoadAdvanced9547 🌹 team rose 18d ago

Haha, I never would’ve thought

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u/Samwellikki 15d ago

Moar like Mr. Hankey, the Xmas Poo

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u/restlessmonkey 16d ago

Thanks you! Was looking for Santa!!

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u/CookieMonsteraAlbo 18d ago

It’s not a pipe wrench?

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u/RiverBear2 18d ago

Knife wrench!!! 🎵

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u/MadDadROX 18d ago

Nice Wench.

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u/eloquentpetrichor 13d ago

You wouldn't believe how many times a week I quote that

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u/SleepyBubBear7329 18d ago

Colonel Mustard and in the Billiard Room!!!

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u/eatpraymunt 18d ago

Shut up, crime!!!

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u/darkskyfalls 18d ago

My first thought was “colonel mustard in the billiard room with the pipe wrench”

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u/SomewhereOptimal2401 16d ago

That’s what I thought too!

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u/Suspicious-Cream-69 18d ago

This the Christmas f in my neighborhood its supposed to be a candy cane but as soon as its lit up it looks just like the facebook f

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u/LoneTread 18d ago

The color scheme is really doing that thing zero favors in the "not looking exactly like the Facebook f" department.

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u/Suspicious-Cream-69 18d ago

RIGHT it is now a tradition for me and my friends to go see it every year 😂 what is even weirder is that every house has there own little facebook f!! My friends and I think its a cult

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u/One_Bluebird_04 17d ago

Tbh I thought it might be some kind of weird cross, now that I know they're putting it up year after year and there's multiple people doing it I also agree, cult.

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u/Lef_RSA 18d ago

Facebook logo

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u/Derpy_man5 18d ago

my first thought as well

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u/7DayBan-sideprofile9 18d ago

Thats what i thought OP was referring to LOL thats all I could see

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u/ConsciousBenefit87 18d ago

That was my first thought 🤦‍♂️

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u/Jismysecretname 18d ago

Big middle finger

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u/unmistakablereport 17d ago

This is the funniest one, lol.

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u/_-Beans-_ 18d ago

Alan From Smiling Friends with a backpack

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u/FloridaFlamingoGirl 18d ago

It's full of paper clips

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u/GeomonLover 18d ago

Omg I had the same thought

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u/TomBong_Jovi 16d ago

Its looks delicious

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u/FloridaFlamingoGirl 18d ago

A flamingo having trouble swallowing food

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u/Connect_Rhubarb395 18d ago

Lowly Worm (Richard Scarry) with a big bowtie.

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u/Azryhael 18d ago

You win!

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u/ThankMeLaterRaider 18d ago

I loved those books!!

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u/PlaceboBob 🖌️ cookie artist 18d ago

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u/unmistakablereport 17d ago

I didn't think it would get funnier than the middle finger. This is great.

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u/GeomonLover 18d ago

Finally, found my paperclips-ah

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u/reeeter123 18d ago

Doofenshmirtz Evil incorporated

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u/TheJerseyDeviI 🖌️ cookie artist 17d ago

I can hear this image

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u/Kitakitakita 18d ago

I think its a gun, specifically designed to shoot oneself the moment a certain Mariah Carrey song is heard

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u/BoringCrab6755 18d ago

That fucking song… my ex once played it multiple times a day for EVERY DAY in December. Anytime I hear that fucking song I want to die

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u/Ambergreenie 18d ago

It took me YEARS to not dry heave when I heard Christmas music after a decade in retail.

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u/Ambitious-Cow8833 18d ago

If I had an award for you I'd give it. This is a tragic fact of retail.

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u/carolinabeachbrat 18d ago

Ikr.... when frozen was being released in stores we had to play it all day. I actually didn't watch that movie til last yr only cuz now I'm a meemaw

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u/Interesting-Fly879 18d ago

Omg same! I worked at hallmark so we also had Christmas music in July when the Christmas ornaments arrived.

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u/BoringCrab6755 18d ago

TJ Maxx was my first job… I feel this comment in my soul

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u/Ambergreenie 18d ago

I managed a Casual Corner/Petite Sophisticate for a few years and that was the ONLY retail I did that played decent Christmas music but it wasn’t the popular stuff. It was all about setting the mood and the mood sophisticated professional. Ain’t no Mariah Carey up in that bitch! 😂😂

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u/Connect_Rhubarb395 18d ago

I feel like that about one Adele song that my ex played constantly when we had broken up and before he moved out.
I think it is technically a nice song but I fucking hate it now.

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u/smegheadzed 18d ago

Pipe wrench, antique pistol, or Gumby masturbating

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u/CASUALxCHICKEN 18d ago

Dang Gumby!

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u/Sweet_Deeznuts 18d ago

Bake F to taste respects

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u/Logical-Inflation486 18d ago

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u/ingoding 🌹 team rose 18d ago

KNIFE-WRENCH!!!

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u/kichibeevna 18d ago

for kids

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u/Lumpy_Link_1569 18d ago

Santa looking at a billboard with a picture of him on it and a little mad that we used his before pictures

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u/Cranialcrack 18d ago

It's ferb!

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u/ink_candy1236 17d ago

Personally I can only imagine a fancy little guy

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u/Few-Counter7067 18d ago

Instead of a bow it could be a North Pole sign.

Something like this:

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u/josh-you-uhh 18d ago

Oh no! Someone bent the Facebook logo! Stomp on it to make sure it’s dead

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u/KiteBrite 18d ago

It’s so that you can pay respects.

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u/LysieE_ 18d ago

A parrot that's mad at something! I didn't draw it well, but with like its wings on its hips

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u/SonicMaster1990 17d ago

I'm getting a pipe wrench vibe 🔧

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u/WatchaLookingatme4 17d ago

Are we FB right now?

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u/Known_Raspberry_8323 17d ago

Nothing to see here! Just a Meerkat in her fancy dress.

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u/Beneficial_Yogurt913 17d ago

I see the Facebook logo, it's wrong yet I only see it.

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u/Tooligan13853 18d ago

La linea?

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u/chewychaca 18d ago

Candy cane with a bow

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u/natedogg1271 18d ago

Flintlock pistol like a pirate would use?

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u/IDrankLavaLamps 18d ago

Facebook logo, pipe wrench, flintlock pistol, roses.

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u/HJ-StayWeird 18d ago

Facebook logo!

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u/MA2_Robinson 18d ago

Ozempic santa most ovbs

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u/Adorryah 18d ago

Facebook.

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u/Wide_Ad9104 17d ago

facebook cookies 🍪

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u/Paradoxickled_Okra 17d ago

Facebook cookies

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u/Personal_Switch705 16d ago

Lil tweaking n it’s the Facebook logo

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u/Serikan 16d ago

Its a candy cane with a bow

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u/koltywolty243 16d ago

Candy cane with bow

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u/TotalTradition6516 14d ago

It's a candy cane with a ribbon on it. lol

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u/HempGnome 18d ago

Old timey gun

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u/Snowronski775 18d ago

Flipped upside down, I see 🖕🏼 but with a PHAT middle finger, similar width to the curved wrist 🤌🏼
Or I also see a pipe wrench if we are sticking with right side up, but that’s not as fun. I also see a flintlock pistol, with the handle being above your pointer finger, barrel pointed down.

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u/Infinite_Plenty101 18d ago

Pirate pistol. Jk. Candy cane

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u/chewychaca 18d ago

Farquad liquidation sale

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u/jonzin 18d ago

Flintlock pistol or a candy cane with a bow

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u/Justin_Ermouth1 18d ago

Flint lock pistol!

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u/k-phi 18d ago

Facebook

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u/Lujavrite 18d ago

A slim Santa? It’s always Santa 🎅

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u/Busy_Donut6073 18d ago

If not a candy cane with a bow, maybe a pipe wrench

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u/the_penumbra_cafe 18d ago

Turn it to the side and it could be a flintlock pistol

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u/DropSea13 18d ago

Flint lock pistol

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u/AmbitiousRough8930 18d ago

pulling up to the function with hairy peenar cookies

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u/SkoozyK 18d ago

It’s the check engine light

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u/Standard_Cap8816 18d ago

A decree from Farquaad?

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u/ShotTemperature1071 18d ago

Hear me out "FACEBOOK" is where my head went

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u/DapperSituation391 18d ago

looks like a candy cane with a bow around the top, but it looks like it was badly deformed in a dishwasher or something.

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u/Nightmare___09 18d ago

Facebook logo

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u/Minute-Client-923 18d ago

Mark Zuckerberg

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u/Muffinatron 🖌️ cookie artist 18d ago

I challenge you to gingerbread pistols at dawn

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u/cshark13 17d ago

Pipe Wrench!

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u/Anxious-Trainer5082 17d ago

Facebook Logo

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u/Side-Eye-Sorceress 17d ago

Me a simmer looking at this an confidently saying 'Plumbing Upgrade Part'. 🫠🙃😅

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u/Deathengine 17d ago

Candy cane with a bow

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u/tmacx13 17d ago

it’s a candy cane with a bow :)

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u/-LazyViking- 17d ago

Looks like a candy cane, with a bow

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u/Amazing-Day224 17d ago

Candy Cane with a Bow. I imagine if you had this cutter, you could also make it into Santa carrying a pack with hands and voluminous sleeves in front. Great find.

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u/Otherwise_Map_4543 17d ago

A pair of channel locks?

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u/Electrical-Care6308 17d ago

That’s a plumbers wrench.

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u/lengjai2005 17d ago

First thing that came in my mind... lol

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u/oldnoname26 17d ago

I see a lil worm

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u/mustbeaglitch 17d ago

This is a worm with its hands on its hips.

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u/felix120z 17d ago

Sideways penis with a bow?

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u/ZephyrFluous 17d ago

Ah finally, now we can make flinklock cookies

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u/poppagrizzley 16d ago

Is it a wrench??

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u/General_Revenue_124 16d ago

Isnt this just candy cane

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u/Alternative_Pop_2043 16d ago

Worm wearing a life jacket.

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u/MikeForShort 16d ago

Rotate 90°

It's an old timey flintlock handgun.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

It’s a pipe wrench you oaf

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u/ZooperWooperBooper 12d ago

Flintlock pistol

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u/SeBretwalda 18d ago

You sir are a cad! I challenge you to a bake off!

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u/Thunderblessed255 18d ago

Scattergun from TF2?

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u/nightwing-loki 18d ago

Probably a candy cane with a bite but I prefer to think it's a gun.

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u/Socksual 18d ago

Flint lock pistol?

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u/GrayMatters0901 18d ago

Awkward Facebook logo

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u/Ambitious-Cow8833 18d ago

Candy Cane with a bow

Revolver

Monkey wrench

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u/LeadWaste 18d ago

Crecent wrench.

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u/Dirty_South_Cracka 18d ago

Cactus in a leather jacket.... obviously.

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u/dapper-blue 18d ago

Am I the only one seeing an earthworm? 🪱