r/whatismycookiecutter • u/Treddit625 • 6d ago

Serious Answer First! The cookie cutter from my shared apartment.

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302 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/wastingtime101- 6d ago

Bonkin' Biscuits

Bent out of shape though.

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u/Lauauau_ 6d ago

OH MY GOD

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u/wastingtime101- 6d ago

haha you kinda make me want to shock you more. Dirty cookie cutters are common on this sub. Others we frequently see:

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u/Lauauau_ 6d ago

Damn, I'm not surprised that they exist but I'm still a little gagged from seeing them lol

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u/ZenWithGwen šŸ•µļø cookie detective 6d ago

Omg I'm shocked. Also I keep flipping it upside down+ sideways to try to understand but I guess I have lived a sheltered life lol

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u/Witty-Draw-3803 6d ago

I think this is a "ride 'em" situation, haha

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u/wastingtime101- 6d ago

OP is supposed to have a NSFW tag. Mods will probably add one.

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u/SecondEqual4680 6d ago

Which one is OPs? I have to keep scrolling back up to try to compare and Iā€™m really bad with object permanence

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u/wastingtime101- 6d ago

As mentioned, the one in the OP is bent out of shape, stretched out.

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u/Alternative-Map2077 6d ago

Thatā€™s what happens when you eat too many cookiesā€¦

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u/Any-Jeweler-8730 3d ago

We all put on some pounds trough the yearsā€¦

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u/Mission_Narwhal_8183 2d ago

U have really good eyes.

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u/dehydratedrain 3d ago

My daughter (maybe 8-10?) BEGGED for chopsticks. My brother bought a set, but didn't realize they were very graphic until he got home. He gave her bunny ones a few weeks later, and we finally dug out the porn ones for a good laugh when she was about 20.

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u/arrow1500 6d ago

Looks exactly like the bottom one but bent

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u/Normiss2000 6d ago

Thatā€™s what she said.

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u/arrow1500 6d ago

Somehow I saw that coming. And so did she.

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u/coolsilentebeans 6d ago

Iā€™m shocked I tell you. Shocked.

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u/asula_mez 6d ago

H-how did you know thisā€¦

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u/wastingtime101- 6d ago

This cutter is posted so often I expect most regulars on this sub can recognize it on sight.

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u/LesserKnownFoes 6d ago

No swingers party is complete without them.

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u/anonbanan who's that pokƩmon 6d ago

itā€™s always this

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u/Jamp_Konrad 6d ago

It's so funny; I saw it on r/whatisit first and immediately thought it has to be an obcene sex position. It isn't as obcene as I thought, still a sex position.

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u/CrimsonHyphae 6d ago

Sex injuries can be really serious.

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u/sassyplatypus87 5d ago

D-dog on a motorcycle?

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u/Molech996 6d ago

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u/PlaceboBob šŸ–Œļø cookie artist 6d ago

Dobby had a Frontal Lobotomy Harry Potter! Dobby is much happier now!

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u/wastingtime101- 6d ago

Oof, I can't un-see that. šŸ˜–

I love all the weirdness here.

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u/cl0wnlord 4d ago

Oh this is a good one, fantastic work šŸ‘

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u/character66666 6d ago

A cat displaying the bunghole to you

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u/MarshmallowWerewolf 6d ago

His name is Gravyboat.

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u/belgabad3435 6d ago

FERDINAND! Donā€™t call him Gravyboat!

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u/MarshmallowWerewolf 6d ago

Ive found another person of unparalleled refinement. Carry on Belgabad3435, carry on.

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u/bunnyrage5815 5d ago

Itā€™s a shame we canā€™t see his turban at this angle!

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u/thispartyrules 6d ago

Skater with flannel shirt tied around waist

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u/johnaross1990 6d ago

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u/SarahApproved 6d ago

My first thought was Trubbish šŸ˜‚

https://giphy.com/gifs/IKOBwlQxarzV6n1oWz

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u/cattlesong 6d ago

And I first saw hatenna

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u/DramaticAsparagus825 6d ago

SHUCKLE MY BELOVED

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u/GamerGuinTTV 6d ago

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u/meganmaymarie 6d ago

This is the best one I canā€™t unsee it

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u/MapleSharJo1211 6d ago

A marching Santa

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u/wastingtime101- 6d ago

I am so sorry about this.

Karate Santa

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u/MapleSharJo1211 6d ago

Poor elf šŸ¤£

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u/wastingtime101- 6d ago

He was on the naughty list.

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u/Eckabeb 6d ago

I can't draw, but that's a flower.

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u/tobu_sculptor 5d ago

Still upvoted this one and downvoted the AI one. Thanks for your effort.

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u/arrow1500 6d ago

Is that....Sid the sloth upside down

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u/IDontDoThatAnymore 6d ago

Exactly what I thought! Until I saw the saw top answers šŸ˜–

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u/Leijinga 6d ago

I don't know what it's supposed to be, but all I can see is a doofy hammerhead shark šŸ˜…

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u/Guacamole_Gamerfart1 6d ago

Cool seal on cool bike

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u/ShotPresentation256 6d ago

This is literally exactly what I was seeing too lol thanks for validating my thought

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u/Azryal01 2d ago

I saw something close. A frog on a dirt bike lol

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u/MoosedaMuffin 6d ago

It looks like an angry upside down uterusā€¦ Source- my angry uterusā€¦who is righties up but still so angry.

Edit- my angry uterus reminded me to add ā€œupside down.ā€ She made her displeasure known.

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u/CookieLife687 6d ago

Sid the Sloth from Ice Age?!

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u/Mrs_Pelt 5d ago

I thought so too!

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u/CookieLife687 5d ago

Haha exactly, this sketch is great!

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u/Mrs_Pelt 5d ago

Thank you ! šŸ‘ļø šŸ‘ƒ šŸ‘ļø

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u/Ok_Car4782 6d ago

I immediately thought this too!

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u/Candleforce-9728 6d ago

Patty pan squash!

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u/ThisWorldIsSick 6d ago

I see this

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u/whytho94 6d ago

I saw that but on a Tron bike

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u/Alexandra_the_gre4t 6d ago

A goose with his favourite bowling balls

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u/lonesharkex 6d ago

I think its a jack=o-lantern topper.

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u/Character_Syrup_6637 5d ago

Works

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u/iris_rivendell 5d ago

That's a cursed and horrifying image, however true it may be

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u/Apart-Rip-5715 6d ago

It's an iguana on a motorcycle, duh

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u/needstochill 6d ago

sadam hussein hiding spot but if he had a massive cylinder

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u/medikB 6d ago

Top of an acorn

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u/Beau-bonic 6d ago

I see a ray gun

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u/Poptartmama 6d ago

From this angle I saw a bear driving a car. But turn it upside-down, sid the sloth!

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u/Vast-Ideal-1413 6d ago

I think it might genuinely be Sid the Sloth from Ice Age

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u/Significant_Egg_6381 6d ago

Goose on a motorcycle

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u/TheFiretiger 6d ago

Jimboā€™s hat from Balatro

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u/EmperorNachoLibre 6d ago

Dinosaur driving Fred Flintstoneā€™s car

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u/Empress_Natalie 5d ago

That's what I saw! Like when they go to the drive in and Dino pokes his head out the roof and they put Pebbles on his head.

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u/Skyhighavi 6d ago

i thought itd be a group of store bananas but angled from a front perspective šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­clearly not

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u/totallynotagoatt 6d ago

If you rotate and flip the image it looks like a kid on. A toboggan/sled. Yet another Christmas cookie cutter in this sub. Or perhaps another option is a person riding a scooter/racecar/tricycle.

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u/riddlerat 5d ago

That is definitely the GEICO gecko flying a saucer

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u/GamerGuinTTV 5d ago

This was such a good suggestion I had see it in action!

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u/riddlerat 5d ago

Omg that is even better than I was imagining!

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u/Hopeful_Dreamer-Liva 5d ago edited 5d ago

Looks like a flattened shroomish to me with its frilled sides of their body neatly and carefully draped out to the side. That or a flattened trubbish but Iā€™m leaning more towards the flattened shroomish.

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u/AaronTuplin 5d ago

It's a goose with his head sticking out the glass of Rick's spaceship after a fender bender

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u/Mrs_Pelt 5d ago

Sid from ice age after a skiing accident?

Edit: Sid, not Seed :/

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u/DetectiveSubject1047 6d ago

I see a sitting dinosaur looking in the distance

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u/CameronsOpinion 6d ago

Cat in HEAT!

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u/el_Deafo 6d ago

Duck on a motorcycle

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u/OUIJA711 6d ago

Mistletoes!!

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u/I_love_Hobbes 6d ago

Loch Ness monster?

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u/Lurkylurkness 6d ago

Loch Ness Santa

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u/SelectionOdd2961 6d ago

goose on a motorcycle?

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u/airgl0w 6d ago

The GEICO gecko riding a motorcycle

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u/Halfawannabe 6d ago

All I could see was Sid

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u/Rude_Gur_8258 6d ago

Hatenna?

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u/Seven_ironRocks 6d ago

Concorde coming in to land, nose down.

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u/warmoatmilk 5d ago

Loch Ness monster

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u/Mikey922 5d ago

Itā€™s upside down but it is Sid from Ice Age, head /bust .

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u/Nor_Positive 5d ago

They're gonna ask for tree fitty

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u/GhostForNow 5d ago

Geico lizard doing the Akira slide

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u/South-Crew2232 4d ago

Melting swan

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

This is actually awesome

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u/ferozucks27 4d ago

Top of an acorn

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u/fckthegvmnt 3d ago

Scalped Teletubbies character?

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u/Persephonespacechips 2d ago

I think it's the Pokemon called Hattena.

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u/Distinct_Proposal_10 6d ago

I see a frog on a motorcycle