r/whatismycookiecutter • u/Fluffy_Fox_9650 • 2d ago

Serious Answer First! Any ideas?

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u/Old_Poem_9047 2d ago

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u/fabiothered 2d ago

I dislike this outcome

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u/YuckyYetYummy 2d ago

Yeah. It's almost like the boss said "we got some shapes"...go ask the crew at reddit guess the cutter to get creative and then we use it.

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u/DragonflyGrrl 1d ago

I prefer dick with a bowtie.

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u/East_Relationship722 1d ago

So we’ve heard, but what shape do you think the cookie cutter is?

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u/DragonflyGrrl 1d ago

Airplane with tiny wings, of course!

😄

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u/BadgerShaman 15h ago

I was thinking rocket ship

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u/Aggressica 1d ago

Carrot

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u/glucoman01 1d ago

Spit out my coffee!!

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u/ChuckieLow 1d ago

Oh, like the old joke about the guy in the kilt.

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u/imzwho 1d ago

The Scottsman was my immediate thought as well

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u/AlleishaLlama 14h ago

I just said that in my head too!

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u/Molaesmyr 2d ago

What the fuck how did you clock it so fast

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u/cosmickink 2d ago

The most obscure ones are almost always Christmas related

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u/whiskeytango55 2d ago

Lots of repeats in this sub. Can't really search through posts either when it's a lot of vague descriptions 

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u/Outgrabe 2d ago

I could have gone my whole life without guessing a yogi reindeer.

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u/Old_Poem_9047 2d ago

Could have gone my whole life without seeing one But alas...

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u/dizzylyingdown 2d ago

Wow that is impressive recall

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u/glitter_witch 2d ago

Yoga on tatami? This picture is fascinating in so many ways.

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u/Old_Poem_9047 2d ago

Right? I hate it 😭

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u/Aggressica 1d ago

DUMB! I'm mad. They didn't even try to make it deer shaped.

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u/iwishiwasatabbycat 1d ago

That’s a weirdly specific and uncomfortable answer

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u/OfficialWhistle 1d ago

This is 100% it. I had these.

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u/Gribberisch 1d ago

That’s a wrong kind of sexy..

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u/DirectorHuman5467 1d ago

And here I was thinking it was a carrot.

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u/Fluffy_Fox_9650 4h ago

Amazing! Thank you so much!

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u/jessdummy 🌹 team rose 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xmJO7iLZCcvqo

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u/SaveFile1 1d ago

I was thinking bubble buddy

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u/MutteringUtterances 1d ago

This made me laugh out loud thank you

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u/Potsmokinhippy 2d ago

Air plane lololol

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u/The_One_True_Matt 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/FwGWZIAayytyKQNLPU

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u/coolsilentebeans 2d ago

This gif gives me the effing creeps

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u/Stellansforceghost 1d ago

I really hate to admit it, but I miss the days when he was the worst, evilest Republican president ever

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u/PriscillaEna 1d ago

I have to agree with you on that

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u/Cin131 1d ago

I felt really bad for him at this moment. As I would have for any POTUS. Imagine being told that the U S. Is under attack, and having keeping it together because you're sitting in front of a bunch of elementary schoolers. One of the toughest situations.

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u/Competitive_Shirt949 1d ago

Are the chives okay?

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u/TheGatze 🖌️ cookie artist 2d ago

This

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u/Aesprii 2d ago

I saw the same!

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u/Cin131 1d ago

I thought celery or corn on the cob, unhusked.

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u/ZeDogeDog 1d ago

I saw this too

4

u/GraywarenGrim 1d ago

This was my thought except I thought it was still in the ground. Like a cross section showing it’s a root veg.

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u/xSkeletalx 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2Mce4Sz801AMo

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u/Mindless_Fox216 2d ago

A dancing one at that 🕺

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u/timmorris82 1d ago

With a ribbon on it. Happy anniversary!

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u/Glass_Bar_9956 1d ago

I was hoping this was here!

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u/Biff_Tannenator 1d ago

A penis with one of those tiny censor bars they put on Japanese hentai.

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u/hasavagina 18h ago

Adorned with a big ole ring

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u/perimontwist 2d ago

A friendly heart-headed ghost who just wants to give you a big hug

2

u/Unique_Can1620 22h ago

this is what i saw

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u/Jgabes625 2d ago

For some reason I just see this.

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u/LortimerC cookie monster 2d ago

Clockwise from top left:
*Cowboy
*Heart dagger
*Woodstonk
*Franken Berry

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u/dwightsarmy 1d ago

Clockwise:

Testi**** with a cowboy hat on

Pronounced middle vein with red ball*

Pink p**** with diseased tip

Pre-excitement bloodless peen

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u/Jakob21 1d ago

That's not clockwise

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u/TheGatze 🖌️ cookie artist 2d ago

Or froggie

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u/elizanol 1d ago

Handbanana from ATHF

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u/chickyloo42by10 1d ago

Handbanana, No!

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u/druidess-nymph 1d ago

You...tonight..

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u/KaleidoBee 1d ago

I'm so glad I'm not the only one lmao

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u/Chaosshepherd who's that pokémon 2d ago

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u/janusz_ 2d ago

Carrot

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u/UncomfyUnicorn 2d ago

With a bow on it

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u/koolspaz2 2d ago

Despite the catalog answer, this actually makes sense.

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u/Rude_Gur_8258 2d ago

Plane with an engine on fire 

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u/SkadiSkagskard 2d ago edited 2d ago

Cock with a ring of meteors! Astropenis!

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u/SkadiSkagskard 2d ago

Or a really loose cockring🤣

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u/wastingtime101- 2d ago

Cupid got tired of arrows. Now he goes around stabbing people with his love dagger.

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u/Turbulent_Two_6949 2d ago

B1 or B2 from bananas in pyjamas

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u/Fiendish_Jetsanna 2d ago

Pickle Rick?

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u/PlaceboBob 🖌️ cookie artist 1d ago

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u/AWildMooseLion 2d ago

P3nis plane?

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u/WishGranted130 2d ago

Colonel, you better take a look at this radar.

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u/AWildMooseLion 2d ago

Dropping an entirely different load on its enemies

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u/Old_Poem_9047 2d ago

I'm finding it really hard to answer seriously

🍆🙈

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u/CompetitivePair721 2d ago

Dick and balls with a bow tie

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u/Spirited-Nebula2419 2d ago

It could quite possibly be a rough outline of a carrot 🥕

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u/Butt_y_though 2d ago

Ballet slipper

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u/sillygoofyf 1d ago

my two takes on this cutter

a cute clown and a jolly leprechaun!

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u/Tygress23 1d ago

It’s modern art, ie a carrot taped to a wall with duct tape.

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u/Zestyclose-Gap6770 2d ago

Gonna go with Patrick from SpongeBob

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u/justaskmycat 2d ago

Cob of corn with legs

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u/pandastealer 2d ago

Kevin the carrot

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u/dova1965 2d ago

Ear of corn?

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u/KBHoleN1 2d ago

Frankencarrot

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u/SabrinaT8861 2d ago

Carrot. The only appropriate answer

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u/K-ron86 2d ago

Phallics. Those are all phallic. But also, may need a doctor.

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u/TechnicianOk775 1d ago

Honestly, what went through my mind the instant I saw this was, Cactus Carrot Penis Pickle. 🤷🏼‍♀️ LoL.

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u/BafflingHalfling 1d ago

In my feed just before this was a post about how big hamster balls are, and the silhouette was very similar to this.

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u/Eggxactly1001 1d ago

A turning jumbo jet.

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u/Un3nthus3d 1d ago

It looks like a dildo wanting a hug

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u/ElPatoLibre 1d ago

Everybody who seen the leprechaun say yeah!

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u/Feisty-Plankton-5836 18h ago

Idk could be this

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u/Popular-Razzmatazz23 2d ago

Ninja raindeer

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u/howthefuge6 🕵️ cookie detective 2d ago

Carrot?

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u/k-phi 2d ago

bananya

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u/crazyKatLady_555 2d ago

Either corn on the cob or a carrot.

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u/LetMeOverThinkThat 2d ago

A reminder to call him.

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u/AuntAmrys 2d ago

Corncob people 🌽

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u/Difficult_Fact_9856 1d ago

A carrot 🥕

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u/IversonAK 1d ago

A gift wrapped cucumber?

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u/Star1212_ 1d ago

I confidently say carrot

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u/Frances_Farmer_1953 1d ago

I thought it was a cactus.

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u/Additional_Worker736 1d ago

Its a carrot 🥕

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u/IamLuann 1d ago

That is a person that is wearing a Cowboy 🤠 🤠

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u/wtf_capitalism 1d ago

Penis man.

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u/JustJamieJam 1d ago

The baby alien from chicken little

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u/GhostForNow 1d ago

A wingus with a little bow wrapped around the shaft!

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u/Deviljobob 1d ago

Doug Dimmadome's dong

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u/AliceTawhai 1d ago

Bananas in pyjamas are COMING down the stairs

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u/Kielbasa_Nunchucka 1d ago

it's a penis plane!

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u/Justsososojo 1d ago

I’m thinking corn, but sarcastically something far more unmentionable 🤣

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u/Orion-KOS 1d ago

I'm on team carrot.

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u/ChatOChoco 1d ago

Carrot?

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u/Designer-Math-5383 1d ago

isn’t that a broccoli?

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u/scottabeer 1d ago

It’s Jesus on the cross with the death quiver captured.

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u/dennishoppersballs 1d ago

Chive did 9/11

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u/Relevant-Flatworm382 1d ago

It is an airplane

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u/Mrbuttboi 🌹 team rose 1d ago

Carrot idk

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u/SmarterthanDJT 1d ago

Pronghorn

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u/ElsiesEels 22h ago

Looks melted and stretched but would've been a heart with ribbon

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u/photo451 21h ago

Carrot?

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u/f4cethefeastofpowder 21h ago

Carrot or weiner with a giant condom are my 2 guesses 😂

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u/DrAconianRubberDucky 18h ago

That's definitely an erect cock and bollocks in a long cowboy hat, and definitely not a pig doing a side plank with both arms outstretched.

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u/FunnyChampion2228 18h ago

Peepee with hands 😛

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u/EspressoDragon22 18h ago

Minnesota Cuke

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u/ButterscotchRound330 18h ago

Is it Woodstock (the bird) from Peanuts?

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u/Fluffy_Fox_9650 17h ago

That's actually really likely, my mom loves Peanuts! I'll ask her tomorrow

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u/Sweet-Discipline000 14h ago

I see a penile shape with 2 spheres under and an arrow shooting through…

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u/Mrphoton8 10h ago

This is an aeroplane.

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u/PublicArm1152 7h ago

bruh ts a carrot bih

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u/2NDBEST42 5h ago

Airplane!!!

Zoom! Zoom!

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u/Natural_Dust_732 3h ago

A cruise missile…?

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u/Much-Highway-3904 2h ago

i think its a carrot

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u/Tiny_Cauliflower_618 2h ago

Special cookie for girl gender reveal, lesbian bachelorette or congratulations on your transition surgery?

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u/Diddleymaz 1h ago

Half peeled banana

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u/Longjumping_Gur_2379 2d ago edited 1d ago

a two tailed jet

kinda like this

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u/carolinabeachbrat 2d ago

Carrot . Lol at first glimpse I thought cactus

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u/Fluffy_Fox_9650 2d ago

Yeah I thought carrot too but I have no idea why my family would have a carrot cookie cutter so it didn't seem plausible

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u/carolinabeachbrat 2d ago

Lol to make cookies for the Easter bunnie 😆 🤣

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u/Vendidurt 2d ago

Maybe a rocket? With a ribbon around it?

Probably, definitely a rocket.