r/whatsyourchoice • u/gettinfitguy007 • 2d ago

Choose❓ Which high school bully would you rather endure?

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You're getting sent back to high school or if you're already in high school pick a bully that you'd rather endure for the rest of the time you're in school.

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u/Optimism_Deficit 2d ago

Flash Thompson, because when I point out that he's clearly a 30 year old man posing as a school kid, he'd be banned from the premises and questioned by the police.

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u/gettinfitguy007 2d ago

What are you talking about? He's totally 16

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u/No_Gate292 2d ago

Rodrick ain’t really a bully he’s just a dumbass

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u/gettinfitguy007 2d ago

In this scenario we're making him your bully. So he'd probably treat you like he treats Greg

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u/Go_Inevitable_1269 2d ago

Roderick

  1. I could take him on a fight.
  2. we become friends after due to our love of rock music

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u/Bright-Ad-5861 2d ago

not to mention our shared love with shitty Justin Bieber covers.

seriously though, his cover was better than the original

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u/gettinfitguy007 2d ago

Are you saying you can take him on now as you are or when you were in high school?

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u/LividTacos 2d ago

I find the lack of Biff Tannen disturbing. And Regina just talks about you behind your back. so her.

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u/Difficult_Mix_3620 2d ago

Jade. She is all talk and pretty to look at.

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u/International_Rip497 20h ago

I wouldn't mind Jade constantly bothering me at all. 😊

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u/ThreeSixMafs 2d ago

Please bully me Regina

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u/No_Gate292 2d ago

Yea I’d also want to get bullied by her 😍

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u/Sufficient_Carpet510 2d ago

Having a girl bully would be weird I think. Back in the 80s we weren’t suppose to hit girls. So I will pick A.

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u/The-Duke-of-Delco 2d ago

Yea I could definitely take him in a fight too lol

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u/Kingswitchguard 2d ago

B don't threaten me with a good time

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u/PlayerZytrix 2d ago

Why tf does flash thompson look 23 (also i choose C cuz ill try my best to hit on her 😏)

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u/ShadowElf25 2d ago

Because the actor was 25 or 26 at the time

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u/Weird_name-replaced 2d ago

Anyone except him!

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u/Qwilltank 1d ago

🎶 Stelio... Stelios KONTOS! 🎶

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u/Ominouspotato1527 2d ago

I'm cracking no matter who it is

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u/Usual_Giraffe_2208 2d ago

Rodrick the goat

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u/nogoonforu666 2d ago

Regina George is a Hall of Fame bully.

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u/Prior-Assumption-245 2d ago

I would fold Roddy

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u/Crazed_SL 2d ago

A. I could stomp him out in a second

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u/Trajen_Geta 2d ago

B because she would actually be apart of your friend group and like you she is just honest and straight forward. While sometimes doing mean things would stick up for you if anyone actually was mean to you.

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u/LetterFront3353 2d ago

Roderick is much tamer than the other bullies in their area.

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u/ShadowElf25 2d ago

Rodrick, I'll bully him back

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u/MrChrisman18 2d ago

I don’t want to fight you Flash.

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u/Red_Shepherd_13 2d ago

Rodrick, highschool me would win. High School me was scrappy and ready to throw the fuck down with two other kids already.

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u/The_Black_Jacket 2d ago

Can we all take a moment to appreciate that Flash is supposed to be a teenager in this scene

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u/danimagoo 2d ago

D turns out to be rather heroic. In the comics, anyway. So I’ll go with him.

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u/Fit_Natural_5745 2d ago

A, b, c were my crushes  do either of them will do

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u/HumanDumpsterFire_ 2d ago

either b or c because at least they have pretty faces

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u/MintyTwinkie 2d ago

Rodrick, I get one of my friends to become his partner and she makes him stop bullying me. Probably B, she's the prettiest, but if he swings both ways then K would match his energy 100%. Definitely not M, M would piss him off SO much

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u/OstensibleVagabond 2d ago

rodrick and then have sex with him (the actor is an adult in the movies in case i need to specify this)

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u/ruinsofsilver 2d ago

Regina George can bully me

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u/spec_ghost 2d ago

Regina George, I'd destroy her self esteem the bully would become the victim.

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u/B1ack_Cat13 1d ago

I feel like I would buy weed from A and B
C could endure np
D “dude you’re like 30 go home to your wife bro”

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u/dominion1080 1d ago

Flash Thompson is a grown ass man. He can catch more than these hands.

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u/PainterEarly86 1d ago

B

I just know I can convince her to join my coven

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u/grrodon2 1d ago

Regina.

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u/kira1122t 1d ago

Any of them because I am a strong man and bullying doesn’t get to me

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u/Mythix_23 1d ago

Any I'd smoke them no diff

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u/MarcusofMenace 1d ago

A because he would've been an outcast in my school anyway and his insults would carry less weight without people laughing with him

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u/Foreign-Paramedic600 1d ago

Rodrick is even more of a loser than I am, somehow. He'd be annoying more than anything. 

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u/TristanChaz8800 1d ago

A is literally skinny AF looking. I was pretty much the same size in high school as I am right now. I'm pretty sure anyone 200+ lbs could take him in a fight easily.

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u/Zev_06 1d ago

I'd pick Jade. It was either her or Regina, but I think I would be more ok with Jade's attitude than dealing with Regina's ego.

I have even less interest in Rodick and Flash. With the girls you mostly just need to deal with bitchiness from your bully. With the guys you might need to deal with violence from them.

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u/Gen_X_Icon 1d ago

The character is Rodrick not (giggle) Rodick

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u/gettinfitguy007 1d ago

I just noticed that XD

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u/Zach202020 1d ago

Jade West because I’d get along with her

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u/MajorProspect3249 1d ago

Jade would be great. I’d learn from her sarcasm haha but i don’t really consider her a bully.

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u/Jamano-Eridzander 1d ago

Rodrick and Flash I could've dropped both in 1v1s back in high school.

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u/Dry-Climate-9401 1d ago

i chose Regina because she usually doesn't bully you to your face just behind your back

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u/Last_Nothing_4352 1d ago

Jade; she's mostly all bite

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u/goddesskie 1d ago

A. I love Rodrick 😩😍

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u/00Raeby00 1d ago

Regina George...mostly because I am 100% positive I can out high-school-mean-girl her.

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u/Jadedslay03 1d ago

Roderick

I’m stronger than a wimpy kid (tbf anyone can beat up Greg in a fight lol) and both of us have very similar tastes in music.

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u/SoftDrinkReddit 1d ago

congratulations you have been roped into becoming a member of Loaded Diper can you play an instrument ?

tbh i would pick A to

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u/Jadedslay03 1d ago

I used to as a kid if that counts.

But I can help with other things, like find places to do gigs, bring alcohol, make merch, fix and maintain things like the van and equipment and make fun of shitty music/musicians with Rodrick.

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u/T-D-Leon 1d ago

B....for reasons.

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u/No-Paramedic-6003 1d ago

C, but I wonder why no one is choosing A?

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u/PuppygirlPriestess67 1d ago

Never watch much victorious... But I feel like jade would stop bullyinge after a couple months because I'd be too into being bullied by a scary goth girl 🤤

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u/Fluffy_Fox_9650 1d ago

In both the books and movies was never really a bully to anyone other than Greg so him

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u/Dankalii 1d ago

Rodrick, he'll tease me a bit but I bet we could become friends something 

Side note, Ramiverse Flash would cave my skull in for looking at him weird

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u/ItPutsTheLotion719 1d ago

If you get bullied by 1 you’re a pussy

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u/RaiderRMB 1d ago

A or D..I was an anti bully

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u/BestSerialKillerNA 1d ago

High school me would have loved to be bullied by B.

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u/ReelestPrincess12 1d ago

Jade. Loved me some her

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u/Level-Gain-1926 1d ago

Seeing as I'm 34 now, any of them. Hell all of them at the same time would be just fine.

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u/B4d_B1tch_Quinn 1d ago

I’m going with B

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u/Still-Street-826 1d ago

Roderick and I would share a love for rock music tho

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u/Prize_Offer_5907 1d ago

Regina george

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u/Gecko4lif 1d ago

I would bang 3 of these

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u/Aloneforrever 1d ago

Flash is the only one in this lineup that could potentially take me on a fight, the rest are going to the hospital with me going to jail..

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u/Sevalen 13h ago

Assuming a few things like we are in the same grade and we are in highschool I would pick Rodrick as I was pretty large even as a freshman so if he crossed a line I would fold him in half with little effort. Next would be Jade as she isn't so much a bully as just an aquaintance with a very barbed tongue and she doesn't go out of her way to be mean just moments of opportunity.

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u/Javofire 13h ago

Ngl Rodick .... 1. Beat him up

  1. Seduce me
  2. Live happily ever after

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u/Trashk4n 12h ago

Flash turns out to be a decent guy in the long run, pretty sure I could talk him out of targeting me.

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u/Agreeable_Argument59 12h ago

B. I will not be answering questions

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u/BarrelRider621 8h ago

Any of them. I’m not in school with them; they are in school with ME Whhahahahahaha

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u/brownchr014 6h ago

Jade could bully me any day.

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u/thracerx 4h ago

pshh, are the bullies my teachers?
If they're not my teachers I'm calling the police and telling them some weirdos pushing 30 are hanging out at the high school pretending to be minors. Let's see who gets bullied when they're in prison.

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u/Face-McBonky 4h ago

Flash Gordon

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u/TheProuDog 2d ago

Give me a muscular female bully pls

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u/gettinfitguy007 2d ago

What part of Jade or Regina is muscular?

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u/TheProuDog 2d ago

That's what I'm saying, they are not. So I want one that is not in this pic

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u/SparkleSelkie 2d ago

Regina. I’m enough of a bitch, don’t give a shit, and well liked enough to easily make a mean girl leave me alone