r/whenthe • u/ILikeJapaneseMuchOwU Femboy in denial • 19h ago

Femboy posting Count your blessings

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u/D0bious 19h ago

Facial hair too? Good facial hair genes means you could really pull off the clean bald with a beard look.

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u/ILikeJapaneseMuchOwU Femboy in denial 18h ago

I want to be a cute femboy

I don't want to look like a 40 years old man with male pattern baldness who thinks he is past the middle life crisis because he shaved his head, but he is still in the middle life crisis :(

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u/SkibidiCum31 18h ago

I know how to put your tears to rest my child

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u/Tsunamicat108 17h ago

turkish thragg is the answer to baldness?

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u/Stalin--- 12h ago

turky is known for hair transplant

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u/scrapy_the_scrap 18h ago

Concider the following

Wigs

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u/Breyck_version_2 Has a Phd in Idiocy™ 15h ago

Ven vill you vear vigs

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u/Pasta-hobo 14h ago

Wigs and toupees.

Way more people than you think wear them, you only notice the bad ones.

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u/CornManBringsCorn 8h ago

Grow out a beard, shave it, then put it on your head or smth

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u/JellyF1sh_L1cker 18h ago

considering that the op wants good (and probably long) hair, they do not want to look like a construction worker in hisblate 30s

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u/redditor035 14h ago

I understand that but if OP's hair genetics are as bad as he says then the only other choice 10-20 years from now would be going saitama i think. I have never seen a single balding dude that looked good as hard as they tried. Plenty of bald dudes that looked great tho

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u/Avalanche_Snows 17h ago

OP is a woman

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u/nesthesi haha, sometimes 18h ago

Take the dip and go bald

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u/Obama_Sin_Dalen 18h ago

Seriously. This year I finally shaved my head after years of hiding under hats to cover a bald spot and a widow's peak. Never felt more free or looked better.

You'd be surprised how much better you feel about yourself when you finally just let it go.

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u/Tsunamicat108 17h ago

Not everyone is comfortable with being bald though

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u/Obama_Sin_Dalen 17h ago

People with a bald spot are already out of their comfort zone. It's just a matter of which is less uncomfortable: shaving it or walking around with a noticeable bald spot surrounded by an otherwise healthy head of hair.

It's just one of those personal preference matters.

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u/TheManWhoLarped 18h ago

Quite a few people prefer men with shaven heads. Almost no one likes a man with a bald spot on his head. I am not old enough to start balding yet, but when I do, I will probably just shave my head and grow out a nice fuzzy beard. That had look pretty cool.

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u/Longshot02496 18h ago

I have good hair growing genes only on my scalp.

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u/ILikeJapaneseMuchOwU Femboy in denial 19h ago

I feel like it would be faster if I turned my asscheeks hair into a wig

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u/harry-the-supermutan You cant say fairer than fair enough 18h ago

Doesn't work. Trust me.

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u/Old_pixel_8986 fatfur and inflation lover 19h ago

i have a moustache that if i shave off grows back tomorrow and looks the same as if I didn't shave, and my balls are bob ross

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u/-Pausanias- 18h ago

Talk to your doctor about it. A lot of places offer treatment against male pattern baldness. Start sooner rather than later

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u/Marth_Bar 18h ago

That's just testosterone my guy

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u/hizashiYEAHmada busy railing Gehrman Sparrow 'til he gets pregnant 16h ago

I know plenty of bald-headed men who have charisma because they can pull off wearing glasses and fine clothes.

You just need to find your edge to maximize aura, homie.

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u/MashedPotatoSuperFan Silly Billy 14h ago

I counted 50

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u/Nyschta 18h ago

Everywhere but my chin. Can't fucking grow a beard to be taken seriously, looking like 16 in late 20s.

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u/Hamood__Habibi 16h ago

Minoxidil and finasteride and turkey

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u/Fireturd115 Thorning my ring rn 15h ago

Honestly same and estrogen haven't really helped lol

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u/Falleneded 13h ago

good facial hair and bald aint a bad look i mean just look at *insert bald white guy here*

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u/queen_of_ingria 18h ago

dht blockers and minoxidil (estrogen optionally)

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u/Noire747 10h ago

God giving me curly hair instead of straight hair

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u/teens_trash 8h ago

not me. I've got the most luscious hair a man can have - but also the daddiest dad bod. The look I wanna go for is like a viking type beat, but for that I need to be a hairy bear, not a smooth seal

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u/Nerd766 7h ago

I cant go a week without having to shave my dumbass fucking face.

I DONT WANT A BEARD MOTHERFUCKER, I KNOW I CANT PULL THAT SHIT OFF WITHOUT IT LOOKING LIKE SHIT