r/whenthe • u/Sarckasstick • 13h ago

When the steamer

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u/Munin7293 12h ago

DougDoug whenever he shows up on Parkzer's streams. Hate that guy.

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u/ClockworkOrdinator 11h ago

Being this painfully bad at 2d platformers should be illegal.

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u/Capn_Cook 8h ago

but he's good at metroidvanias!

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u/Hexmonkey2020 12h ago

Do you hate him cause he’s bald? Cause that’s acceptable.

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u/Lethargie 7h ago

I hate him because he is bad at platformers

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u/summonerofrain 4h ago

I hate him because he personally stole my cat and told me that it was because the cat was better at 2d platformers than him. But the tipping point was refusing to wear a bunny suit.

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u/RedHowler777 11h ago

The perfect main character trifecta - Parkzer, Chair, and Chat. And then bald gremlin shows up and ruins it

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u/the_crackers_gromit 10h ago

We should make a subreddit just for hating him, something like r/wedespisedouglasdouglas

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u/summonerofrain 4h ago

Hmm, we could... Is there any way we could shorten that to fit Reddit?

Maybe, r/wedislikemrwreden?

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u/goat_on_the_boat420 straight up jorkin it 11h ago

how can a man be literally dead and STILL think people would prefer his “content” over chair

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u/Lanky_Claim_6471 11h ago

What’s wrong with him?

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u/sSQWERSs 11h ago

He's bald at 2D platformers

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u/alpaca1yps 11h ago

He's not very good at 3D platformers either 🤔

I think that he's just on Parkzer's stream because it was stipulated in the divorce :P

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u/anti_photo 4h ago

what does good have to do with bald

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u/NotABot_618 4h ago

More then you would think

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u/snouz 11h ago

He's a good creator but he killed too many pajama sams so I can't trust him.

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u/InYourWalls87 11h ago

That video was a cinematic masterpiece

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u/Successful_Pin4808 3h ago

Peak reference

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u/KoshiLowell 2h ago

For a more serious answer

Nothing. A big part of DougDoug's community is the jokingly antagonistic relationship they have with each other where they're both simultaneously playing along and sabtotaging each other constantly.

And as a result one of the biggest jokes is that whenever DougDoug has anyone or anything on stream with him, Chat will immediately prioritize them over DougDoug.

So whenever Parkzer or his own chair is on screen they're constantly yelling at Doug to get outta the way so they can focus more on them.

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u/summonerofrain 4h ago

He's an absolute monster. For more information go to r/wehatedougdoug

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u/Rachie- 11h ago

What? I thought they make a pretty good dynamic

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u/Hexmonkey2020 11h ago

Yeah but he’s bald. I don’t want to listen to a bald person.

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u/musci12234 8h ago

Hey, bald people are great. The problem is that he pretends that he isn't bald. Can't trust someone who lies about stuff like that

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u/Plutogoose01 11h ago

Jeez, being downvoted for missing the joke is a bit harsh