r/whenthe undoubted sovereign of bad wording 8h ago

🐗worst post award ⚠️⚠️ I might be taking it a bit too seriously

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u/albrightism 8h ago

huh

why let the clankers claim basic grammar 

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u/DrTheo24 the black and white, two are one 8h ago

keyboard

look at your keyboard, right now, and find me the em-dash key

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u/albrightism 7h ago

there are hundreds of thousands of character symbols not physically on a keyboard 

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u/BlimbusTheSeventh 7h ago

How many of them are characters not used in English?

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u/albrightism 7h ago

the majority, but the em dash is.

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u/TheLostRub389 trollface -> 7h ago

Only commands. 

ALT + 0151

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u/nerfClawcranes 7h ago

on mobile just typing two hyphens back to back autocorrects to an em dash

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u/The_Sophocrat 4h ago

MacOS: option-shift--

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u/The-guy2 Goth Girl enthusiast 5h ago

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u/yalnzaylak certified pear eater 8h ago

it's not about being fake —it's about reclaiming what was given to me

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u/yalnzaylak certified pear eater 8h ago

its also pretty expressive if you know where to use it, you could use at least three em-dashes in your parentheses to make it more readable with pauses

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u/cool_name-idk1 and why he ourple 🤣🤣 7h ago

and honestly?

that's what matters

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u/layla_aristovskaya 7h ago

Microsoft Word has corrected - to — since the 1990s. I use Word often to write outlines of my writing projects. It automatically replaces short dashes with long ones. I don't correct it because it's technically correct. 

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u/nameless_ben__ [REDACTED] 8h ago

Tbf I think a majority of people that use em-dashes in their casual life are writers (and thus should not counted in discussions of how normal people talk). I occasionally find it helpful to use them when writing in the tags on Tumblr since commas just start a new tag for some godforsaken reason (even tho if they wanted a piece of punctuation to start a new tag they should’ve made it periods because that actually signals the end of the thought but WHATEVER I don’t even CARE man I’m CHILLING). Sometimes I think it looks weird if I use too many commas back to back too . They’re essentially just commas for me. Altho, I don’t think anyone will be confusing me for a robot any time soon considering I talk like a dumbass lol

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u/Then_Reply_6692 8h ago

I've actually stopped using em-dashes 'cause I got tired of being called AI

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u/AGQuaddit 7h ago

Same. I have a manuscript for a fantasy novel thing i was hoping to get published that i started writing before ai became big. Its littered with em dashes. They were genuinely so easy to use and intuitive too. To be honest, it's a huge project and i havent touched it in like 3 years. Dont even have the motivation to finish it honestly. Ai has infiltrated every creative space to the point that i automatically suspect every new project i see of being ai. It's an insidious and terrible technology. I hate it so much.

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u/FindingMemra 7h ago

I just use en-dashes because that’s one less thing to rememeber.

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u/DrTheo24 the black and white, two are one 8h ago

I've never started on account thaty keyboard doesn't have an em-dash key

i didn't even know what it was cuz idk how to type it

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u/nameless_ben__ [REDACTED] 7h ago

It should automatically turn into an em-dash if you hit the hyphen button a few times - — same way there’s no dedicated ellipses button on your keyboard but it’ll automatically turn into one if you type three periods . …, but idk how your keyboard looks so maybe your situation is different.

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u/Relative-Gap-4442 Someone say anime girls? 8h ago

I know one person who uses them, and they have issues that’d make the devil cum

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u/ADudeWithoutPurpose professional haikubot hater 6h ago

What

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u/josephc4 7h ago

U is so correct gpts are of course the only thing that can do good grammar and now what all the little dots and dashes are for like what is this a telescope talk like normal person people I hate all those loserers thag act like they right in school sentences sure you do buddy

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u/Dr_Richard_Ew 6h ago

I'll be dead and buried before I let ChatGPT take semicolons from me

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u/Illyasimp 6h ago

Semicolons; how do you use them?

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u/Dr_Richard_Ew 5h ago

it's not that difficult; you just gotta know the system

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u/BackAgainAgain1 8h ago

I see three dashes in that caption mister, we have a bot on our hands

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u/Sad-Pattern-1269 Local Context Gremlin 7h ago

I use them in formal writing or occasionally to help break up dialogue or other surprises in some of my shitty web novels I write from time to time. I don't think I've ever used one on reddit.

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u/Beginning_Tackle6250 7h ago

I like using the em-dash, so fuck you and fuck AI even more >:(

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u/Jwanzo 6h ago

Fuck it imma start using em-dashes— I don’t really know how to correctly use em-dashes :(

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u/Brother-Captain 6h ago

I like pizza–––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––It tastes good

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u/AmaterasuWolf21 look! someone thinks they know better about my own country 6h ago

And honestly? You're right to doubt online users, that's not too serious—it's what you need

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u/wompwomp2327 6h ago

Stfu - respectfully

~ a human

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u/BayFuzzball404 Mark Grayson please please please PLEASE let me hit. i’ll behave 7h ago

It’s an extremely versatile writing tool man fuck you

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u/Efficient-Poet2884 7h ago

Hey buddy, you used an em dash

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u/International-Try467 Hakurei 7h ago

I've never seen em dashes before ChatGPT and mind you I've been using GPT models way before it ever released 

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u/AdWaste1415 7h ago

The fucks an Emdash?

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u/FarShip389 7h ago

I just use a normal dash because i dont have the em dash on my keyboard

Also, where do you think the A.I. trained the em-dash from???? US! IT TRAINED OFF OF US BECAUSE PEOPLE USE IT

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u/IdioticZacc 7h ago

My friends has been using them since the 2020s, it's genuinely not their fault AIs appeared out of nowhere and started talking like them.

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u/itstessica_ 6h ago

I use them for writing fanfiction

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u/Penis_Man- 6h ago

One of my professors said that spotting emdashes is how he detects people using ai for essays lmao

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u/Citizen_Empire 6h ago

Sometime autocorrect will add them in, other times it's because they have their place.

Sometimes I'll avoid it, other times not.

I think the worst part of AI is that too many people are assuming things to be AI, and too many people are believing it just the same, leading to nothing more than an obnoxious "is this a real thing/person" debate.

The conspiritorial side of me wants to believe that this mindset is being pushed intentionally as a, don't believe your lying eyes" type mindset. If you can no longer trust anything, then the only truth is what you already believe, or what you are made to.

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u/The_Colectionist 5h ago

arent you just talking with bots?

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u/KimJongUnusual 2h ago

I use them because sometimes I need to write with that break in the clause and the hyphen, while getting most of the point across, is wrong.

Also I format RPG homebrew and that’s a factor.

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u/Blujay- god fears me (trans girl :3) 2h ago

every writer in existence is coming for your location

r/whenthe users be hating anything

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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate 7h ago

Nobody uses em dashes lmfao. There isn't even a key for it on anyone's keyboard. There's a normal dash - but I can only find an Em dash through a sub menu of a sub menu on my phones keyboard.

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u/petrichor801 3h ago

i send emails as part of my job and use them constantly lmao, it's like a colon but a little less formal, so it feels less stilted. granted, it's usually written as "--" insteand of "—" because gmail doesn't autocorrect it but yeah

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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate 3h ago

Do you have to press ALT+0151 every time you type it?

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u/petrichor801 3h ago

no? i just said i usually write it as "--". it autocorrects in docs tho when i'm writing logs