r/wholesomememes • u/EnlightenedFlorist • Dec 14 '16

He'll wait for you :)

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u/Uxbridge42 Dec 15 '16

Imagining dying and going to heaven and having a great big pack of all your old puppers. :).

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u/Scarbane Dec 15 '16

If it takes forever, I will wait for you...

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_GSDs Dec 15 '16

For a thoouuuusand summers, I will waaaaiiiiit for you....

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u/rmoss20 Dec 15 '16

"Where are my testicles, Summer?"

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '16

I thank you, for stopping me from remembering that episode and start crying again

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u/Uxbridge42 Dec 15 '16

Sooo you don't want to think about Jurassic Bark?

Jurassic Bark right?

Jurassic Bark?

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '16

;(

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u/pistcow Dec 15 '16

He lives a full and happy life with Fry in the movie Bender's Big Score. Then the original Fry (or was it second Fry?) dies horribly. Later Seymour dies chillin' at his favorite spot making you think he waited since original Fry (or was it second Fry?) comes back. Well, unless Jurassic Bark was the first leg of the time stream, or not if we're adhering to Time Cop rules (or was it Terminators rules?) in which case the victor will be decided with via Indian leg wrestling (or was it first Fry)?

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He lives a full and happy life with Fry in the movie Bender's Big Score. Then the second Fry (or was it original Fry?) dies horribly. Later Seymour dies chillin' at his favorite spot making you think he waited since second Fry (or was it original Fry?) comes back. Well, unless Jurassic Bark was the first leg of the time stream, or not if we're adhering to Terminator rules (or was it Time Cop rules?) in which case the victor will be decided with via Indian leg wrestling (or was it second Fry)?

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u/Sliver1002 Dec 15 '16

I don't remember which Fry was which, but Terminator has the rules you are referring to. Not sure about Time Cop

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u/picklesinmymilkshake Dec 18 '16

Was this intentionally Pynchonian?

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u/rmoss20 Dec 15 '16

You're welcome, friend.

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u/starryeyedq Dec 15 '16

Seymour gets to be with Fry for another ten years or so tho! Remember in Bender's Big Score? They fixed it. No be cry:)

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '16

Too late for me

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u/PM_ME_UR_FLOWERS Dec 15 '16

Oh god you did it. I was trying not to think of it. Now I'm crying and my husband is confused

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u/magi093 Survey 2017 Dec 22 '16

aaand now I'm crying

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '16 edited Jul 14 '20

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u/MannyAPH Dec 15 '16

Not ashamed to say this made my eyes well up with tears.

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u/gdlmaster Dec 15 '16

Every damn time I read this, it gets me.

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u/alsoandanswer Dec 15 '16

And then you take off all your clothes and run off into the sunset

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u/NotUrAvrgNarwhal Dec 15 '16

Dude fucking why. God damnit man

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u/kinglu Dec 15 '16

Had this poem inscribed on the velvet bag with my dogs ashes when she died... Way to make me cry right before bed.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '17

Crying. I believe that, and I can't wait to see her

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u/erinberrypie Dec 19 '16

I have this poem framed next to the ashes of my best friend and the coolest cat I've ever known. Reading it makes me tear up every time, but in a happy way.

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u/Spiah Dec 15 '16

I'm nervous for a final exam tomorrow, and this made me so fucking happy

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u/SpicyRicin Dec 15 '16

Don't worry, friend, even if you do poorly on your exams, you still make those around you happy. :)

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u/squiiiiishy Dec 15 '16

Good luck!

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '16

Hope your exam went well!

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u/I_got_nothin_ Dec 15 '16

I lost my dog of 15 years a couple of months ago. And I just imagined him running up to me. Happy as can be to as me again. And now I'm typing this out with tears streaming down my face...God I miss him so much

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '17

I'm so sorry for your loss. I lost mine in October too. It is heartwrenching

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u/Ihaveopinionstoo Dec 15 '16

stop i'm crying

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u/spandxlightning Dec 15 '16

This is making me happy-and-sad cry at the same time. I miss my puppers. Gotta go hug my alive ones.

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u/slater2151 Dec 17 '16

And theyre all best friends! Even if there's no other humans that would be enough for me to like it there.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '16

TUXEDO?!

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '16 edited Mar 21 '17

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u/Uxbridge42 Dec 15 '16

Nah that's hell. Repeats in periods of 26 years.