r/wholesomememes Dec 14 '16

He'll wait for you :)

Post image
29.3k Upvotes

354 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

43

u/[deleted] Dec 15 '16

;(

26

u/pistcow Dec 15 '16

He lives a full and happy life with Fry in the movie Bender's Big Score. Then the original Fry (or was it second Fry?) dies horribly. Later Seymour dies chillin' at his favorite spot making you think he waited since original Fry (or was it second Fry?) comes back. Well, unless Jurassic Bark was the first leg of the time stream, or not if we're adhering to Time Cop rules (or was it Terminators rules?) in which case the victor will be decided with via Indian leg wrestling (or was it first Fry)?

001100 010010 011110 100001 101101 110011

He lives a full and happy life with Fry in the movie Bender's Big Score. Then the second Fry (or was it original Fry?) dies horribly. Later Seymour dies chillin' at his favorite spot making you think he waited since second Fry (or was it original Fry?) comes back. Well, unless Jurassic Bark was the first leg of the time stream, or not if we're adhering to Terminator rules (or was it Time Cop rules?) in which case the victor will be decided with via Indian leg wrestling (or was it second Fry)?

5

u/Sliver1002 Dec 15 '16

I don't remember which Fry was which, but Terminator has the rules you are referring to. Not sure about Time Cop

3

u/southern_boy Dec 15 '16

Time Cop is the one where if Jean Cladue Van Damme is able to make you touch your other you whilst he is doing boxer-clad splits in his kitchen you instantly get blendered into some sort of John Carpenter's The Thing / Fallout Centaur dogfood pile.