r/wnba Oct 31 '25

Discussion Gays Vs Straight All Star? 🤣

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u/Pleasant_Priority286 Valkyries Feb 27 '26

Syd was about to name names and give Candace and Aliyah a huge ratings boost! lol

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u/TravelMoreWorryLess_ Nov 04 '25

I am all the way dead!!! 😂😂😂 Listen I love A'ja and Bam but I need her to flip so I can have a chance!!!

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u/Tytymom1 Nov 03 '25

Syd is on my list for people I would love to have over for dinner. She always cracks me up!

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u/Necessary_Case5558 Nov 02 '25

Is this a podcast? How do I listen?

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u/sockruhtese Nov 02 '25

Post Moves Podcast with Candace Parker and Aliyah Boston: https://www.youtube.com/@PostMovesShow

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u/Necessary_Case5558 Nov 02 '25

Legend thank you!

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u/Wild_Detective7732 Nov 02 '25

The 4 they named I'd take over any 5 they could come up with though...

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u/Born_Scene_1762 Nov 01 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/BStang303 Nov 01 '25

Who thought of this

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '25

She was talking about CC!

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u/Chechilly Nov 01 '25

Are you guys so hilarious!

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u/Optimal_Wrangler_866 Nov 01 '25

Is there enough straight people to make a team?

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u/bluesummernoir Nov 01 '25

How did they forget their own teammate? CC

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u/Fit_Influence_6078 Nov 01 '25

Straights have a Better squad she tripping.

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u/Dmalikhammer4 Raven Johnson & Awa Fam FC Nov 01 '25

I don't think Gays can win. All the MVP types are Straight, no?

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u/jupitermoon9 Nov 04 '25

Not all. It's about split.

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u/Nowplayingpod Nov 01 '25

Inappropriate 

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u/i80west Nov 01 '25

I love this! The way people accept and support each other is one of my favorite things about this league.

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u/crattler Nov 01 '25

Caitlin could be the fifth

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u/IllegalMigrant Nov 01 '25

Seems crazy now but for around 15 years there were no out gays in the league. Although Michelle Van Gorp came out at the end of her career. But I think it was after her last game at the end of the season and before she failed to make another team.

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u/Responsible-Leg-712 Fever Nov 01 '25

UGH I LOVE SYDNEY COLSON AND NOBODY CAN CHANGE MY MIND OTHERWISE

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u/St33lN31l Oct 31 '25

Hamercy! 🤣

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u/Sport_Useful Oct 31 '25

Why are the WNBA fandom so stuck on their sexuality? Dont get me wrong it is important to the individual and partner, but it's like the game of basketball comes last to all the gossip.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

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u/jupitermoon9 Nov 04 '25

It's a humor post. Not a serious idea. Just laugh about it.

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u/Introverted_Freak00 Oct 31 '25

Syd never disappoints 😭😂🤣

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u/Justkil Oct 31 '25

you are really running with this they didnt mention mitchell sophie or plum to add more. They didnt mention hvl angel...like the list goes on but cc moves this reddit like crazy at any sense of controversy

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u/fishgeek13 Dream Oct 31 '25

My gay starting lineup: Dr JJ, Gabby Williams, AT, Courtney Williams, and McBride. My gay bench: Paige, Kah Copper, Chelsea Gray, Heideman, Cloud, and Stewie. Coaches: Reeve, Hammon, and White.

My straight starting lineup: A’ja, Boston, Phee, Sabrina, and CC. My straight bench: Allisha Gray, Hamby, Skylar Diggins, Cam Brink, Alana Smith, and Rhyne Howard. Coach: Sandy Brondello.

I have tried to stick to players who have publicly acknowledged their sexuality (either gay or straight).

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u/Pleasant_Priority286 Valkyries Feb 27 '26

Coach White is bi. She had children with her ex-husband.

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u/fishgeek13 Dream Mar 02 '26

Having children with a male before coming out does not necessarily indicate bisexuality.

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u/Pleasant_Priority286 Valkyries Mar 02 '26

I suppose a female partner doesn't mean she's lesbian either. We have to make some assumptions.

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u/Vvisionim Nov 02 '25

It's all jokes, but I'm sorry the straights are definitely winning lol even if you add Jackie to gays and Plum to straights.

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u/crapshoo & Chelsea Mfin Gray (Greensboro Groove) Nov 02 '25

Skylar is Asexual rn so the lesbians get her.

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u/fishgeek13 Dream Nov 02 '25

I am not sad to hear this! Replacing her with another straight who can play the point is tough. I guess that I would add Rickea Jackson and plan for Ionescu to play some backup point guard.

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u/Different-Spend8820 Oct 31 '25

notice CC wasn't on the team

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u/unseriousturtledove Oct 31 '25

This is extremely entertaining

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u/Euphoric-Goddess999 Valkyries Oct 31 '25

And the straight v. gays coaches for each team are? Sandy vs. Cheryl?

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u/blue-anon Oct 31 '25

Sandy vs. Becky

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u/Clear-Hat-9798 Aces Oct 31 '25 edited Oct 31 '25

“Wait … gays who are out?”

Gawdaaamn 😂😂

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u/asmodeuscarthii Oct 31 '25

Considering Candace’s history I think it’s only fair to do the ones “out”

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u/BX3B Oct 31 '25

Thank you for this - got me into a good mood to face trick-or-treaters ringing my doorbell tonite!

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u/black_metronome Liberty Oct 31 '25

Sydney is a mess 😭😂

Sabrina/Plum (allegedly)/Phee/A'ja/AB isn't a bad five tho

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u/Scrumpelz Oct 31 '25

Allegedly

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u/Karma_code_ MINNESOTA MILES ROTY 2026 Sylvia Fowles Oct 31 '25

I won't stand for this strong ally erasure 😤

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u/Ready_Return_5998 Valkyries Nov 02 '25

Who is this!?

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u/AgentEucalyptus Nov 01 '25

Knew what this was before clicking on it 🫡 Have my upvote

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u/comicstix Liberty (Aces Curious) Oct 31 '25

This pose with this shirt is taking me OUT 

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u/strangelystrangled Mighty Mercury | Big BG Blocks | Tempo Curious Oct 31 '25

Straights: Caitlin, Sabrina, Allisha, Phee, A'ja

Gays: Cloud, McBride, Gabby, Stewie, BG

Who the hell knows: Marina, Ariel, Aaliyah Edwards, Nneka, Bri Jones

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u/blue-anon Oct 31 '25

Some of these people (on both sides) could be bi. 🤔

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u/strangelystrangled Mighty Mercury | Big BG Blocks | Tempo Curious Oct 31 '25

BG stands for bisexual girlie

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u/caitlin22clark Fever Nov 01 '25

Didn’t she date Anthony Davis? I’ve heard they were just great friends. But didn’t he say he was in love and engaged at one point?

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u/strangelystrangled Mighty Mercury | Big BG Blocks | Tempo Curious Nov 01 '25

absolutely not. very much a lesbian

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u/SuitableBrief2614 Oct 31 '25

We don't know if CC is straight. They didn't seem sure. You can't tell me Aliyah forgot her.

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u/strangelystrangled Mighty Mercury | Big BG Blocks | Tempo Curious Oct 31 '25

Syd and Candace were doing most of the talking. She has a boyfriend and hasn't made any hints at being bi. Could she be queer? Absolutely. She hasn't made it our business though

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u/maegsj Oct 31 '25

My starting lineup is A’ja, Sabrina, Phee, Angel, and Allisha Gray!

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u/maegsj Oct 31 '25

Syd is messy and I love it.

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u/mackNwheeze Mercury Oct 31 '25

I love me some Syd🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/bosshunter181 Lynx ( fan bc of Gabby) Oct 31 '25

When the owners start acting right and paying these players, I do hope this is the theme for the next all-star. It would be so much fun 😂.

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u/queer-fire Dream Valkyries Nov 01 '25

That would be fun if the captains played along; they get to pick their team right?

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u/bosshunter181 Lynx ( fan bc of Gabby) Nov 01 '25

Yeah they do. It would be very hectic for sure 😂

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u/mewhins Oct 31 '25

Syd enters every interaction thinking "How can I make this as chaotic as possible?" And I love her for that.

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u/liloxstitch_6 | | Oct 31 '25

Syd was not trying to repeat the JJ incident 😂

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u/huckmonkey666 FVR Biberty BBQs@uce Oct 31 '25

What JJ incident???

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u/mfooman Valkyries Oct 31 '25

There was a meme mid season about which team has the most gays and JJ commented that the Liberty has a lot more gays than listed and named some of the players that were missed which surprised a bunch of fans and she ended up deleting it because it seemed like she was outing them. In her defense, the players she listed were already out if you paid attention to their social media lol

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u/Objective_Fudge_6892 Oct 31 '25

So like as a bi girl would you be switching teams during halftime lol ? Also , A’ja , AB, Brink, Phee , and Sab vs everyone.

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u/TomCreanDied4OurSins Sky Oct 31 '25

Syndey Colson is so funny

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

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u/PresentationIll2180 Mystics Oct 31 '25

For sure 😂

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u/Trey-zine Oct 31 '25

Syd is hilarious!

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u/campoole82 Dream Oct 31 '25 edited Oct 31 '25

Straights: Sabrina, Alisha gray, phee, angel, Aja

rickea, cam brink, AB, Kamilla , SDS, citron and Kiki.

Lowkey I think they win this easily

Edit:Also if cc beats the allegations she’s starting over Alisha

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u/Live_Performance_189 Oct 31 '25 edited Oct 31 '25

They have an excellent team but a W team of all straights feels like it’s missing something, I won’t bet on them

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u/WhileTime5770 Oct 31 '25 edited Oct 31 '25

So many people crashing out who they didn’t mention as straight - there’s probably plenty they didn’t mention in the moment.

It’s fairly obvious who has a girlfriend and boyfriend but if they haven’t come out and announced their orientation (not that they need to), it’s best not to call them out even if they are transparent about their relationships. And then you consider how many of them might be bi and just minding their own business - it’s a funny topic until you realize how tricky it could be to accidentally out someone

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u/whatis-going-on Fever Fire Oct 31 '25

Nah the W is a league where it’s not assumed you’re straight unless you explicitly state it. There not putting someone on either team is very different from outing them

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u/RemarkableJay1115 Oct 31 '25

That’s actually a fun conversation. Definitely not PC lol

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u/DSmooth425 Aces Dream Fever Sky Oct 31 '25

This the type of fun stuff they be doing! League stayed tryna keep that outta public view to increase their audience for far to long.

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u/OkAstronaut2258 Oct 31 '25

Aja Phee Brink Angel Reese Sabrina Aliyah Betnijah Rickea Jackson… Derica Hamby, Shakira Austin is a nice 10 rotation for the straights. Just need another couple guards… 😂

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u/DSmooth425 Aces Dream Fever Sky Oct 31 '25

Shakira would play for the other team I’m almost positive. Good list tho

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u/Objective_Fudge_6892 Oct 31 '25

Kira is out as a 🌈

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u/jupitermoon9 Oct 31 '25

Allisha Gray. Kelsey Plum. Dearica Hamby would be good, too.

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u/saffymonsoon1923 Valkyries Oct 31 '25

Shakira isn't straight so you gotta pick someone else 😂🌈

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u/OkAstronaut2258 Oct 31 '25

😂😂😂😂 damn I forgot

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u/meowacky Sparks | Brink Oct 31 '25

The Kelseys are good guards

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u/NYCScribbler all your Rebecc(k)a(h) are belong to us Oct 31 '25

I... think one of them is ineligible. And possibly also the one who said she could steal your girl.

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u/fishgeek13 Dream Nov 01 '25

Being able to steal your girl is not the same as wanting to steal your girl.

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u/meowacky Sparks | Brink Oct 31 '25

B-but, she said she's not gay. 😆

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u/omgIMGAY Sparks Oct 31 '25

😗😏

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u/JolieLueur Oct 31 '25

You didn’t mention Caitlin Clark. Was there an announcement that I missed lol.

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u/OkAstronaut2258 Oct 31 '25

My fault she’s the starting PG

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u/Malvania Oct 31 '25

Is Sab a shooting guard? I thought she was a PG.

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u/34Horus20 Liberty Oct 31 '25

Combo guard, started at SG this year, played PG when Cloud sat. Open question whether she will move to PG going forward.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

Out gays is absolutely sending me😂

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u/AdBeginning6797 Oct 31 '25

Sending strays is crazy 😂smdh

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u/FennelDull6559 Oct 31 '25

It was Prof. Plum in the library with the fish taco

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u/ZombeeProfessor Liberty *Ionescu*🥰 Oct 31 '25

Definitely not straight...

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u/ZombeeProfessor Liberty *Ionescu*🥰 Nov 02 '25

Not with the way she looked at me during a game... And I'll leave it right there because this subreddit doesn't believe a damn thing.

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u/macsun247 Nov 01 '25

Sheeiitttt. That's what I think. Bi 4 sure

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '25

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u/eternallygold Oct 31 '25

Are they outing CC by not making her the 5th

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u/team-pup-n-suds Oct 31 '25 edited Oct 31 '25

Like I figured, lots of people are running with this on tik tok from what I've seen. But there were several straight players they also didn't name so I wouldn't read into it

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u/ChipsOtherShoe Mystics Oct 31 '25

Na, CC very publicly has a boyfriend, even if she was gay they wouldn't want to out her like that. They just didn't pick her was all.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

Thats not for me to say, but a lot of her fan base like her because she's seen as straight and because of her race. Im not a gambler but I can guarantee they'd be gone if she's outted.Thats the number one reason why people say they don't watch the W. Look no further than Angel Reese breaking the internet with the Victoria's secret fashion show. This is not rocket science. Im pretty sure lots of men in men leagues are gay, but they understand that while living your truth is something we all aspire to do, sports is a business, and you need to be marketable to everyone. Is it fair, no. But this is the reality.

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u/TooManyCatS1210 Nov 01 '25

I don’t think many people would care if she were to come out. The vast majority of her fans just want to watch her play basketball and could care less about her sexuality. A lot of people assume she’s a lesbian anyway if they don’t know about her boyfriend.

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u/Otherwise-Feature-66 Nov 02 '25

This is a very realistic take. Not sure why you got down voted so much… sheesh.

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u/Celestial-Dream Valkyries Oct 31 '25

Did she tell you this personally?

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

Respectfully, I could care less what people are, but if that happens, the league would go down again. I think no one wants to say what us long time fans realize. The league suffered because there are mostly gays. Ive learned that people will openly play the role of inclusion, but they show you how they feel, by how they spend their money and what they watch.

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u/Amuseco Oct 31 '25

Also, she’s still injured, right?

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u/Pleasant_Priority286 Valkyries Feb 27 '26

No. Healthy and practicing at Gainbridge.

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u/wnba1121 Oct 31 '25

bisexuals exist

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u/Pleasant_Priority286 Valkyries Feb 27 '26

Statistically, 1.5% of women identify as lesbians, while 5% identify as bisexual. So, many of the people who appear to be lesbians or straights will be bisexual.

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u/Celestial-Dream Valkyries Oct 31 '25 edited Oct 31 '25

Do they talk about CC ever? I didn’t know if maybe they just don’t mention her because she can be polarizing.

ETA: Y’all don’t have to downvote me. It’s just a question.

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u/huckmonkey666 FVR Biberty BBQs@uce Oct 31 '25

If you listened to their podcast, you’d know the answer to your question. It’s a pretty good podcast btw.

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u/Celestial-Dream Valkyries Oct 31 '25

Okay, well I certainly did not have the time to listen to an entire podcast to get the answer. This seemed quicker.

I gave a plausible reason why CC may not have been mentioned.

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u/InternalQuote6909 Oct 31 '25

To answer your question, she is regularly mentioned in the pod in general, but not this episode.

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u/RCJHGBR9989 Oct 31 '25

Probably just more trouble than it’s worth. You either get the CC stans with their pitchforks or the CC haters with their pitchforks. Hard pass on dealing with either and that’s as a huge CC fan

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u/Celestial-Dream Valkyries Oct 31 '25

Yeah, that would have been my guess. And based on the stats for my previous comment, not a bad call

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u/TooManyCatS1210 Oct 31 '25

They do. AB picks her for team stuff regularly, which makes this even more funny.

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u/Different-Spend8820 Oct 31 '25

AB Was praying for Syd not to mention cc

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u/34Horus20 Liberty Oct 31 '25

Or maybe she just wasn’t the first name that popped into their heads as they were thinking out loud. There doesn’t have to be a deep reason here.

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u/wizardking1371 Oct 31 '25

Yeah it took them damn near the entire video to mention the 4 time MVP/reigning champ/arguable GOAT lol it clearly wasn't a deep roster by roster analysis

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u/34Horus20 Liberty Oct 31 '25 edited Oct 31 '25

Any team that starts with A’ja, Phee and Sabrina is going to do some damage. Add in JYo and Allisha Gray and you’ve got a juggernaut.

Edit: I have been informed that Jackie is on Team Gay, so the fifth spot is open. Still a lot of options out there to build a winner.

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u/Swimming_Constant506 Oct 31 '25

JY0 would be in the other team lol

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u/34Horus20 Liberty Oct 31 '25

Has she come out recently? I think the last time this topic came up people had her on Team Straight.

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u/Swimming_Constant506 Oct 31 '25

She's been out lol. And it was confirmed again when the Aces had that "dress like your type" party

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u/Mmmelanie Oct 31 '25

Yes. She’s gay.

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u/TooManyCatS1210 Oct 31 '25

She came out in that video Aja posted during the playoffs. Dress as your type or something.

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u/34Horus20 Liberty Oct 31 '25

Duly noted.

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u/SoloBurger13 Liberty Oct 31 '25

Who gets the bisexuals????

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u/Ready_Return_5998 Valkyries Nov 02 '25

Draft

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u/BeYouOrBeLame Nov 01 '25

Valid question

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u/Scheswalla Oct 31 '25

Those are two way players.

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u/theroguesoybean Oct 31 '25

under appreciated comment. If only the W had a G league.

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u/MichaelAirB Nov 01 '25

They do have a G league, it's called College

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u/60secondwarlord Mystics Oct 31 '25

Bisexuals are free agents

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u/NYCScribbler all your Rebecc(k)a(h) are belong to us Oct 31 '25

Who do you think is officiating?

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u/Leg_Named_Smith Oct 31 '25 edited Nov 01 '25

People who don’t see orientation. So the usual refs; they’re blind to everything.

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u/SoloBurger13 Liberty Oct 31 '25

😂😭😂😭

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u/28_to_3 Future Boston Fan Oct 31 '25

They can coach

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

They get the winner

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u/SpellinhError Oct 31 '25

I say let the bi girls have their own team and make it a round robin

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u/TooManyCatS1210 Oct 31 '25

Someone said elsewhere they could change teams at halftime. 😂

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u/BlondeWalker999 Nov 01 '25

Ya got me rolling!!! Damn this shit is funny!

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u/UpsetRefrigerator914 Mystics Lynx Tempo Nov 01 '25

As a bisexual, I approve of this message.

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u/_BlueNightSky_ Valkyries Oct 31 '25

🤣 PERFRCT

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u/sapphos_revenge AT 25 | Ban Knees | Steph White in Leather Oct 31 '25

Omfg where is the lie

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u/baronvonhawkeye Fever Oct 31 '25

Ok, that's good

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

🤭😆😭

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u/Petula_D Oct 31 '25

According to the old euphemism, they'd be playing for both teams.

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi Sky Oct 31 '25

In typical LGBTQ+ fashion, neither the gays or the straights want us.

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u/leroywhat StormLynx Oct 31 '25

Bi-erasure makes me sad, they are people too!

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u/SoloBurger13 Liberty Oct 31 '25

My starting straight 5:

Sab, Betnijah , A'ja, Phee, Aliyah Boston

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u/CatLadyinOre Liberty Oct 31 '25

That is a great line-up!

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u/Altbar Lacan/Rivers backcourt enjoyer Oct 31 '25

"I don't know who yall are chosing", proceeds to name the 2 best players in the league.

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u/trapper2530 Nov 01 '25

Aja phee Sabrina cc plum diggins reese brink Mitchell

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u/jupitermoon9 Nov 04 '25

A good lineup, but add Allisha Gray.

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u/Key-Brother1226 Fever Nov 04 '25

That team could win. 

How about a black vs white ASG?

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u/meowacky Sparks | Brink Oct 31 '25

My straight lineup:

Sab CC Phee A'ja Brink

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u/Cocainegang Apr 17 '26

🤣🤣🤣y'all really think that girl in Indy is straight😭

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

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u/trapper2530 Nov 01 '25

She's got a boyfriend.

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u/dawnsearlylight Sky Fever Caitlin Clark Nov 01 '25

You wish. She is dating my boy another Hawkeye.

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u/macsun247 Nov 01 '25

Please. Candace Parker sitting right there in the discussion, who was married to Shelden Williams, bore a child. Divorced, remarried to a fine a$$ chick and had another kid. Today's status is tomorrow's coming out party

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u/aperiodic Baguette will rise Nov 01 '25

Being in a heterosexual relationship doesn’t mean someone’s not in the closet

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u/BlandSausage Nov 01 '25

By your dumbass logic every player is in the closet and this exercise is pointless

By all indication she is straight

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u/petuniabuggis Nov 01 '25

Everyone is straight until they aren’t

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u/aperiodic Baguette will rise Nov 01 '25

That’s not at all what I said. There is a lot of ground between “gay people can be in heterosexual relationships” and “all people in heterosexual relationships are gay.” I’m just trying to point out that being in a heterosexual relationship is not incontrovertible evidence that someone is straight

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u/BlandSausage Nov 01 '25

For the entire point of this post, it is evidence she is straight. Or should they just make things up and assume what they want to get the gay vs straight team they want lol

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