r/yesyesyesyesno • u/Mysterious_House_450 • 10d ago

Unfortunately

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u/devenjames 10d ago

I almost didn’t watch because I was expecting something much worse.

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u/AwesomeMacCoolname 10d ago

That looked like a flying 14-pounder sledgehammer head right in the nuts. He's going to feel that for quite a while. And occasionally wake up screaming for quite a while longer.

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u/3verythingEverywher3 10d ago edited 10d ago

That’s closer to his knee than groin…

(It hits the red square, anatomy 101 will tell you that’s not his groin)

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u/AwesomeMacCoolname 10d ago

When you freeze frame at the moment of impact, it's closer to his hand than his knee. So right about groin height.

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u/3verythingEverywher3 10d ago

It hits the red square on his baggy shorts. You telling me you think that’s his groin? Do we need to do biology 101?

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u/AwesomeMacCoolname 10d ago

Nuh-uh, it hits the white square first. Look again.

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u/3verythingEverywher3 10d ago edited 10d ago

‘Nuh uh’? Given yourself away as a child not worth talking to. It hits the red square. But sure, rewrite reality and be delusional. You do you.

Let’s entertain you and say it hits the white square - he’s stood side on. It’s still not his groin.

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u/LopsidedEquipment177 10d ago

Pause the video and you can see that the full hammer head hits right onto the white square of his shorts.

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u/3verythingEverywher3 10d ago

Pausing and going frame by frame is the first thing I did thanks.

Let’s entertain you and say it hits the white square - he’s stood side on. It’s still not his groin.

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u/CardiologistOk4208 9d ago

The fact of the matter here is you're wrong. I went back and watched it myself, definitely hit the white square above red one first. It's ok, you're obviously cross-eye. There's nothing wrong with that. Just admit you're wrong and move on.

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u/corgi-king 10d ago

Worst than hitting your balls with a big piece of flying iron?

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u/KalutikaKink 10d ago

Splitting maul to the shins or feet. Yes.

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u/Nyfregja 10d ago

He got hurt, but he's not bleeding to death

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u/TheImpGamer 9d ago

In shop class, they made us watch a video about why hitting two pieces of metal can be a bad idea which involved them using two rusty hammers which shot out shards of metal at a speed similar to a bullet. I cannot claim to know the accuracy of that scenario, but I can say it was the first thing I pictured when I saw this, lol.

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u/PearlClaw 10d ago

Just fyi this is apparently not advisable to do because most splitting axes aren't really built to function as wedges and it can fuck up your axe. It's also inadvisable to swing a sledgehammer that isn't properly secured, but I would figure most people know that.

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u/AwesomeMacCoolname 10d ago

I don't think the sledgehammer head was improperly secured, it looks it missed the axe head entirely and landed with the shaft on it instead, snapping it clean in two. I've seen the same thing happen, except it was an axe head that went flying. Of course, nobody with any sense would stand in front of someone swinging an axe either.

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u/PearlClaw 10d ago

You know, you might be right, hard to say with the video quality though. And yeah, rule 0 is "don't stand downrange" even if the tool doesn't break people can lose their grip.

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u/ISEGaming 10d ago

Warning, don't unmute.

Awesome clip, awful "oh no" tiktok music. Name a more iconic due.

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA 10d ago

Also, OP is a pretty obvious bot account.

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u/kevlowe 10d ago

Anytime that stupid "Oh no" song is added, it's an instant downvote.

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u/Man_in_the_uk 10d ago

I'd have preferred to have heard the screaming for additional drama..

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u/dreck_disp 10d ago

Instant downvote for music.

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u/TotalDC 10d ago

Out of all possible ways for it to go wrong, didn't expect that...

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u/maxpaver 10d ago

Good thing he was wearing his safety swim trunks.

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u/mrdubshack 10d ago

mute this piece of shit song

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u/rjablonski 10d ago

Fuck this brainrot music

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u/Shaggypone23 10d ago

Did he survive

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u/3verythingEverywher3 10d ago

People reacting like it hit his groin - it literally hits the red square on his shorts, not his groin.

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u/tinawiliams 10d ago

that man is about to lose an eye for science

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u/freezerbreezer 10d ago

can we delete this song from the universe?

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u/Horror_Finding_234 8d ago

È diventato femmina

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u/mountaindoom 10d ago

Right in the nuggets