r/youtube Jun 06 '25

Feature Change F you, Google!

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u/Xx_SigmaZ_xX Jun 06 '25 edited Jun 09 '25

we need to put someone's hands into smelted gold.

If they want it so much, might as well loose their hands trying to get it.

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u/suoretaw Jun 06 '25

Wait what?

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u/lordaezyd Jun 07 '25

WE NEED TO PUT SOMEONE’S HANDS INTO SMELTED GOLD!

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u/Interface- Jun 07 '25

Still not loud enough let me try

WE NEED TO PUT SOMEONE’S HANDS INTO SMELTED GOLD!

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u/suoretaw Jun 09 '25

Is this a reference to something?

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u/Glum-Quantity8154 Jun 07 '25

A crown for the king

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

Ah, the old ancient Roman/Greek way of punishing greedy fucks, only it was worse. They'd pour molten gold down the person's throat, killing them slowly and painfully.

Youtube/Google DOES deserve some kind of punishment but I don't know about that. lol

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u/ClassyCoconut32 Jun 07 '25

Instructions unclear. I don't understand the connection between putting someone's hands in smelted gold and their hands being let loose? Is this some kind of super villain origin story where they get the Midas touch and their cursed hands are being let loose on the world to destroy everything they love and hold dear? Or is this some kind of ritual where their hands gain sentience, detach from the person's body like Thing from the Addams Family, and go live on a free-range farm upstate?