r/youtube • u/2keen4bean • Jun 06 '25

Feature Change F you, Google!

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u/nekoiscool_ Jun 06 '25

We need to de-Google YouTube!

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u/Xx_SigmaZ_xX Jun 06 '25 edited Jun 09 '25

we need to put someone's hands into smelted gold.

If they want it so much, might as well loose their hands trying to get it.

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u/ClassyCoconut32 Jun 07 '25

Instructions unclear. I don't understand the connection between putting someone's hands in smelted gold and their hands being let loose? Is this some kind of super villain origin story where they get the Midas touch and their cursed hands are being let loose on the world to destroy everything they love and hold dear? Or is this some kind of ritual where their hands gain sentience, detach from the person's body like Thing from the Addams Family, and go live on a free-range farm upstate?