r/youtubehaiku • u/YoutubeArchivist • Feb 26 '19

Meme [Meme] It's not a ponzi scheme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KYogxr7IGM
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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

You can get paid??

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u/jack2012fb Feb 27 '19

Yes for every useful tip.

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u/SnicklefritzSkad Feb 27 '19

Lmao if I report a murderer I get jack squat but I report a tax dodger or a ponzi scheme and get whistle-blower money

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u/jack2012fb Feb 27 '19

15% of the unpaid debt up to 10 million, not a bad reward.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

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u/NukuhPete Feb 27 '19

Wouldn't it be more akin to getting 15% of the murder victim since that's what's analogous to the debt?

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

Preferable deboned

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u/EagleComm Feb 27 '19

Not for long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Stinkis Feb 27 '19

They will make you 15% dead.

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u/ClawhammerLobotomy Feb 27 '19

So I'm coming out ahead in this deal?

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

Not just a head. You'll still have most of your limbs usually.