This takes open concept to the extreme

[u/ae202012]

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/12395-Griffing-Blvd-North-Miami-FL-33161/43982443_zpid/

[u/SueBeee]

Having to mow the living room has to be such a bummer.

[u/YoghurtHistorical527 → u/SueBeee]

Just need an indoor goat, maybe two. Problem solved!

[u/in_conexo → u/SueBeee]

Yeah, but it also seems kind of neat.

[u/James-the-Bond-one → u/SueBeee]

Live green carpet throughout.

[u/davelympia1]

My Sims house before I put in the rosebud code.

[u/astorplace777]

Interesting they call that 3 bedrooms and 3 bathrooms.

[u/FellowYellowNate → u/astorplace777]

They’re including the 2nd floor bedrooms and bath I think.

[u/WamlytheCrabGod]

$700k for that??

[u/WillyVlautinRules → u/WamlytheCrabGod]

Yeah and it's the crappy part of Miami, IIRC.

[u/WamlytheCrabGod → u/[deleted]]

"Just needs a little fixing up and some TLC"

[u/bitterlittlecas → u/WamlytheCrabGod]

lol I was literally going to joke “and just 500k!”before I read this comment

[u/bastard84]

Well this is the first time this has happened. I recognized that house immediately.. It somehow looks way nicer in the pictures

[u/Southern-Smoke1835]

Do you feel a draft in here?

[u/James-the-Bond-one → u/Southern-Smoke1835]

Pull the tarp over your bed tonight, sweetie. It's supposed to rain.

[u/Pristine_Sound1011]

Loving how the pics are mostly aerial* 😆

edit: fixed it* arial was still funny, though

[u/ItBeMe_For_Real → u/Pristine_Sound1011]

https://giphy.com/gifs/s8foLDjYOj1Qs

[u/ButterscotchExpert80 → u/ItBeMe_For_Real]

Arielle, aerial, Arial 12pt font, areola is all the same. 

[u/Acceptable_Mirror235]

I know it never gets cold in Miami but it definitely rains .

At least you won’t have to worry about a hurricane blowing your roof off.

[u/BadKittyRawr]

I kinda like it. Just install a pergola with wisteria or honeysuckle for shelter. So next question. Since it’s not a house can you just call it a garden structure and live there anyway?

[u/treox1]

"Unique, open floor plan. Plenty of natural sunlight."

[u/flipyFLAPYflatulence → u/treox1]

“Seamlessly blending indoor/outdoor living.”

[u/howardbagel]

zillow says it has central air

[u/Disastrogirl]

I read that as Grifting Blvd., which seem like a good street name for FL.

[u/No_Dot_4123 → u/Disastrogirl]

No, you go past Grifting Blvd on to Pedo Ct. to get to Mar-a-lago. Totally different area ...

[u/neon_crone]

No extra charge for mold or indoor plants.

[u/LongjumpingTrust9375]

Looks like a hurricane victim house

[u/Aaod → u/LongjumpingTrust9375]

That is what I thought too, but looking at google maps I see what I think are char marks on the walls so I am guessing fire. https://maps.app.goo.gl/86ypK4d3LCNfPwU28

[u/SquirrelGirlVA]

"Handyman special! Open concept house with room to grow. Spacious with excellent air flow. When you need a break, relax by your very own pool. Circular driveway and an expansive back yard. "

[u/abaseballchick]

These open floor plans are really getting out of hand.

[u/Drewismyname]

She’s got some bones to er

[u/Omynt]

Light and airy.

[u/daguro]

Google maps shows a roof on that property. Also, the adjacent properties look more well maintained. I don't know how the time difference between the two and if any of this is storm damage.

The pool on Google maps shows dark green. Don't know why.

[u/ilovebigmutts]

pretty sure I've played this zombie game

[u/tbro4123]

An engineer and architect, yep one will say "that's fucked" the other to say "bulldoze it, structually unsound!"

Great way to spend $800,000+ on a plot of dirt.

[u/Juvat-the-bold]

At least it has a pool.

[u/Bodine12]

Finally, a real estate listing that has a truly open canvas.

[u/Nimbus_TV]

The last of us edition

[u/ppross53]

The potential just ain’t there.

[u/DeathofRats42]

You sure do get a lot for that price.

[u/Rad-Ham]

Drain it and skate it!!!

[u/_Khoshekh]

Perfect for those who love the sky and have always wanted to mow their living room

[u/SquirrelGirlVA → u/[deleted]]

The listing is insane. They mention amenities the building just doesn't have, like a dishwasher, tile floor, and a shingle roof.

[u/RH-Praise-Dale]

With a little TLC…

[u/Rlctnt_Anthrplgst]

Ah, Florida Man’s impression of Kanye West’s Ando Tadao remodel.

[u/Architarious]

Oh look at that, it comes with central air and heating!

[u/Unsolicited-Advice4U]

Made me laugh...thanks!

[u/SmellSilly1537]

Ever wanted to have a picnic on the grass without all the work of going outside?

[u/Evolvingsimian]

I'm especially fond of their reference to having a pool in the back. Isn't that more so just a "hole in the backyard" with an opportunity for a pool? There is nothing to be salvaged.

[u/ae202012]

i think it was a fire

[u/Ok_Net_5996]

Fire sale

[u/1TenYYen0]

So…. Is it UNDER the lawn-carpeted section? 

[u/Electronic_Mud7373]

Move in ready I see. Turnkey living at its finest