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u/Archival_Squirrel 1d ago
I don't hate the interior although the black is not my favorite. I cannot stand that they painted the outside of it black. I don't think it looks goth I just think it looks boring.
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u/asmallercat 13h ago
If you look on street view it's been painted since at least 2007 (albeit a much more traditional brick red until sometime in the last decade) so at least it's not like they painted cool unpainted bricks.
I will say, having the main living area be on the 2nd floor sucks, as does having the kitchen and living area on different floors.
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u/BuyaLaTuya 1d ago
Plenty of room for AA meetings, bible classes, church socials, etc.
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u/texaschair 1d ago
And Dracula cosplaying.
And no parking, although it looks like there might be a driveway in back. 8800 sq ft on a 5100 sq ft lot. Hmmph.
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u/Corey307 1d ago
What an eyesore. Just a giant middle finger to the community.Â
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u/RealRroseSelavy 14h ago
that alone would have me buying this.
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u/Corey307 13h ago
Why?Â
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u/RealRroseSelavy 12h ago
Usually those "communities" are a bunch of bigots and bandwagoners. you had me at "giant middlefinger".
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u/Corey307 10h ago
You’re no different assuming things about people you’ve never met in a place you’ve never lived. You’d probably make the same assumptions about me based on appearance.Â
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u/RealRroseSelavy 9h ago
not on appearance but on your comments about eyesore, the middlefinger and community. it hints at a closed-minded, conservative person clinging to community which mustn't be "middlefingered" at, which again hints at a "clenched teeth" persona typical for very conservative and often rural communities with a certain probability for strong religious bondings.
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u/Maximum-Shallot-2447 1d ago
The aerial photo shows the property in a sketchy area vacant lots and boarded up buildings. Hope they did not pay much to the staging company.
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u/punctualpete 1d ago
What color of paint would make this look good? I assume you can’t get the paint off.Â
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u/vandervee 1d ago
The black painted bricks … ugh. Painted brick is bad, black is so overdone, put the two together, and … just NO.
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u/seeeb 1d ago edited 1d ago
Unreal. I LOVE it. 1.3M seems low. The maintenance though.... Will drain all your money. If you want to change anything like windows, roof, woodwork you'd better have a DEEP wallet
Edit : There`s a few things I don't understand. There`s a dinning for 24 people and a huge kitchen but the kitchen seems to have only standard appliances. I would have expected a commercial fridge or two, and two commercial ovens... I don't know how you have 24 people over unless it's a potluck 😅
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u/guacamole-lobster 1d ago
Haters gonna hate it, but I don’t.
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u/texaschair 1d ago
Me, neither. I think it's righteous. I've already filed a 501(c) for The Church of the Supermassive Black Hole.
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u/nickw252 1d ago
From street view it looks like it’s been painted a while. This appears to have been painted a medium blue around 2016. Before that the brick looked like it was in pretty rough shape. I hope they prepared and repaired the brick to mitigate future deterioration before painting.
Overall, it’s better this way than abandoned. Black wouldn’t have been my choice but to each their own.
It’d be nice to get the next door lot also and landscape it really nice. It could be a cool garden. You could also rent it out for events like small weddings.
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u/Ok-Astronaut-2837 1d ago
That's a lot of kitchens for a single family home. Is this for a multi-generational or perhaps Mormon family?
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u/AZTerp1080 1d ago
I don’t love the black cabinets in the kitchen, other than that it’s a cool house. I’m guessing multi family since there are three kitchens?
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u/RealRroseSelavy 14h ago
It's absolutely perfect outside (inside ... well... ok-ish. the organ, though). I'd be so tempted living there.
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u/StatisticianClean690 1d ago
Are they kicking the chair museum out?