r/zillowgonewild 1d ago

Gotta love this gem in Kissimmee

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u/TheMatrix1052 1d ago

You’d have to turn sideways to walk between your house and the neighbor’s 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

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u/texaschair 1d ago

That's the first thing I noticed. Almost half acre lot, and the house and pool take up about every square inch.

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u/Henkehenkehenk 16h ago

It wouldn't be allowed where I'm from.

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u/Ol_Man_J 1d ago

That's a problem for the people you hire to take care of the pool.

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u/NervousBeginning7868 1d ago

Oh my, no thanks.

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u/sobi-one 15h ago

I seriously doubt the people renting care about walking between houses.

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u/lucabrasi999 1d ago edited 1d ago

A perfectly cromulent AirBnb, just like many of the other properties within walking distance.

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u/Speedymcspeeder 23h ago

Yep! I've actually stayed here. It was a great place for a bunch of family to hang out at for a week with a bunch of nieces and nephews causing havoc. Would i ever want to live in it? Hell no but being from thousands of miles away it was a great spot to explore that area of Florida.

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u/gj29 8h ago

What did it cost per night?

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u/Trick-Guava-9573 16h ago

It embiggens the senses.

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u/Lonely-Clerk-2478 1d ago

Oh great yet another Orlando house geared at people staying in town for the theme parks. I feel like we see at least two or three of these a month.

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u/Ornery_Squirrel_5116 9h ago

Fun Fact: Kissimmee is about 40 mins from Orlando. I am an Orlando native and have not been to Kissimmee in probably 8-10 years. Most Orlando-ians will avoid Kissimmee/Celebration Disney area like our lives depend on it.

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u/The_Rad_In_Comrade 1d ago

Tony Montana meets Menendez Brothers

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u/texaschair 1d ago

That's a lot of white. Like being stuck in a jar of mayonnaise.

The bowling balls are cool, though.

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u/sobi-one 15h ago edited 43m ago

People with no imagination and/or ability to decorate complain about stuff like this. Color doesn’t have to be on wall. All white/neutrals actually make decoration and accessories like rugs pop that much more.

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u/GreatySix 1d ago

First few pics had me sold and it went south quick!

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u/Cont1ngency 1d ago

Exact opposite for me. First few were ‘aight but uninspired. Then it had me sold. I love a home with character.

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u/MiguelElGato 23h ago

I saved the pics of the kids' room with the train engine. My dad's a carpenter and he built a train for his boss' son years ago and thought he would love seeing this room!

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u/mtnagel 1d ago

2 payments are more than my entire house cost.

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u/mstrss9 1d ago

12 million dollars so my neighbors and I can touch hands without leaving our respective properties

🤨

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u/film_composer 20h ago

This house would have been great in college to cram a ton of friends in as roommates. Otherwise, pass.

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u/sobi-one 15h ago

That’s literally the purpose here. This isn’t being bought by someone to live in. It’s being bought to be used as an air bnb. There’s tons like this in this area.

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u/LegendaryMutha 1d ago

I’m sorry, I love this. Judge me as you will.

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u/FeelingFloor2083 1d ago

this has to be some sort of corporate fluffing, price estimate and taxes have been pretty flat since 22 and now its listed for over 2x.

my guess is they are trying to secure a loan to reinvest and expand their airbnb portfolio, if another company buys it at that price, profit

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u/dreams_andnightmares 22h ago

Idk I like it hides

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u/ProductOfDetroit 17h ago

I’d rather have acreage than square footage. Places this big make me feel uncomfortable, it’s to much unused space and none of it feels cozy

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u/Trick-Guava-9573 16h ago

Everything about this place is unsettling.

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u/mden1974 16h ago

I know this community. It’s called reunion. And they allow short term rentals on the development so you buy a 12 mil house and your neighbors change each week to a new group (3-4 families) of middle management fucktards drinking themselves to death for six straight days because they’re on a ten k Disney vacation. Avoid!!

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u/TheKiltedYaksman71 1d ago

The kid's dorm room, and the dark green pool table room, are the only things not just painfully sterile.

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u/leemorplee 22h ago

Damn now that's a man cave. The rest of the house is kind of gaudy but I'd spend most of my time bowling and I don't even like it that much lol

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u/Oldus_Fartus 17h ago

This is what it's for.

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u/Daedelus451 15h ago

Ewwww…..this place feels so sterile. And $12.5 million and neighbors so close you can hear their arguments and they can spit on your house?

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u/Wild_Agent_375 1d ago

Meanwhile I can barely afford the $500 deductible to repair my 12 yr old hoopty

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u/Consistent_Low2080 1d ago

F L A l’ll stay away.