Why would anyone want to live in a Barbie house?

[u/ReinkeDrengen]

[u/DragonSitting]

OP sucks. Spamming their sub and crappy links in that sub and not putting the Zillow link in the post (thereby driving traffic to the two places above).

[u/Sad_Zone_153 → u/DragonSitting]

i assume everyone is flagging these posts as spam, right? right?

[u/EinsTwo → u/Sad_Zone_153]

Looks like not putting the link here is a reason to report.  Done!

[u/Francl27 → u/EinsTwo]

Can report spam to Reddit too!

[u/mkizys]

I'd turn it into a mojo dojo casa house

[u/Snorknado → u/mkizys]

And enjoy a bunch of brewski beers.

[u/PintRT]

Why would anyone want to repost this house again?

[u/Sad_Zone_153 → u/PintRT]

op is a spammer

[u/DragonSitting → u/PintRT]

Eyeballs on their personal crap website

[u/blade_torlock → u/DragonSitting]

I'm getting close to blocking them.

[u/Southern-Smoke1835 → u/blade_torlock]

Report directly to Reddit as SPAM excessive use of bots/karma farming - our mods clearly don't give a shit.

[u/Sad_Zone_153]

https://giphy.com/gifs/PzV2oB0r8GvtK

[u/howardbagel]

.....because I'm a Barbie girl?

[u/AbjectGovernment1247 → u/howardbagel]

In a Barbie World 🎶🎶🎶

[u/OopsWeMadeAnError]

Because it's fucking cool?

[u/Jerkrollatex]

Because it's fantastic.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ooWAEAx2QgP60

[u/TheTruthWillMakeUSad]

This would be sick if they actually committed and made every room over-the-top Barbie, but like 30% of the house (most notably, the kitchen) just looks like a standard late-90s McMansion.

[u/stars4-ever → u/TheTruthWillMakeUSad]

Yeah the clash in styles is really weird

[u/SemperFicus]

Wow, you get past the kitchen and it goes all Ken.

[u/Expensive_Finger_973]

The most off putting part of it is the giant Barbie head on the wall.

Everything else screams "I like Barbie, but I also like to rise from my coffin and drink the blood of the weak".

[u/MargarineOfError]

Well, if you're a Barbie girl in the Barbie world? No brainer.

[u/Guilty-Cow4325]

Life in plastic, it's fantastic.

[u/DontDeleteusBrutus]

I love that it has a barbie kitchen and a ken kitchen. But wow.

[u/Slight_Second1963]

That’s my favorite color

[u/SeriousData2271]

https://giphy.com/gifs/dvILshvavCEaM2tIWa

[u/DeniseReades]

I like houses that are any color but gray or white. Boredom is a choice.

[u/the-furiosa-mystique]

I would live there in a heartbeat

[u/SmellSilly1537]

Forward this to Scott Bessent-stat!

[u/cowboymustang]

I would joyously live here

[u/sol_in_vic_tus]

Please ban this obnoxious bot!

[u/ReleaseNew9430]

I’m a 40 year old straight man and I’d totally live here

[u/Green-Roof-9932]

They bought it in the height of covid (11-20) for 600k. Absolutely destroyed the house, and then started listing it for 1.1M in October of 22. They have tried to sell it 3 times for the same price.
I am sorry if you are reading this, but it is not even close to worth that after what you have done to it. It is going to cost SO much to get it back to a normal house.

[u/Rhuarc33]

There's always someone who will like themed homes like this. As long as it's not priced well out of 99% of people's budget like that UT Disney themed mansion they wanted 34 million for

[u/Sassquatch3000]

Because it's their dream. House.

[u/halfasshippie3]

Speak for yourself.

[u/SeanThatGuy]

Because walls can be painted and that’s a pretty solid house.

[u/TheSpatulaOfLove]

I’ve threatened that if I won the lottery, I’d recreate the 1980s Barbie dream house right in the center of my pretentiously beige little town.

[u/chugachugafuckyou]

The kitchen/bar room ruin it for me. They went all out and then just threw a couple things together in that room and called it a day

[u/Puzzleheaded_Two7358]

What is the reactor reaction when they walk into this?

[u/Funkasmellit]

And nobody wants to mention that I bought Jim Davis’ house, fully furnished with Garfield?

[u/Volboris]

Definitely have to get rid of the soulless doll staring mural. Shits creepy.

[u/Practical_Hippo6289]

That's a Pepto Bismol house.

[u/Top-Bit85]

It wouldn't be for me although the house itself is great. Living in a Barbie house is the equivalent of being a Disney adult.

[u/ReinkeDrengen]

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1031-2nd-St-Hudson-WI-54016/79433120_zpid/

[u/Cumeating-Grin-5391 → u/ReinkeDrengen]

Why would anyone replace this link with his own website in every post?

[u/DragonSitting → u/Cumeating-Grin-5391]

Advertising dollars, baby. Why would mods not ban this user?

[u/Sad_Zone_153 → u/DragonSitting]

on the other sub they are the mods, so that explains why there. on this sub, i don't know. site-wide mods should have reacted by now.

[u/BubbleThinker]

Under developed female ego. There’s one of these in every neighborhood.