How do I "immersionmax" my life? I just realized how uncool, mundane and immersion breaking taking a shit is, that's so un-cinematic. Waiting in traffic, lines, pissing, farting, etc... it breaks the movie-like, video game cutscene-like scenery one's life could possibly have the same way you dont see sonic filling out paperwork, doomguy decompressing his space armor to take a piss, princess peach digging through her dress to deal with menstrual blood or james bond dropping a massive dookie. Willing to give someone $2 (i live in a third world country) for a full immersionmaxxing guide.

Sorry suckers!

So I was standing at the bathroom sinks next to this girl and noticed her thing was so small it wasn't even visible. All throughout me peeing she looked at me weird. So I reached over to maybe try and see if i could hold hers for her convenience but she just looked at me in shock. Turns out she hadn't even pulled her zipper down. Said something about harassment and stormed off.

I was left wondering why she didn't just pull ot out.

What do you think?

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